In French varnish'd chariots see Quack's drawn along, Like Death, looking down on their Victims, the Throng; With Tales of their Med'cines each paper abounds,Hunt their Nostrums;-no, no!-they wou'd poison our hounds. Disappointment against the Successful exclaims, The Outs 'gainst the Ins will for ever take aim, Beat about for fresh sport, thro' yon' Hall let us draw, you, We're at fault, but whose is it? come, Sportsmen, try back, Hark to Honesty, that's the prime hound in our pack; We are all sound and staunch, for a brisk Burst prepare, Talio! 'tis a Bumper,-fill free and drink fair. Here's the Queen of our hunt, 'tis Britannia's our boast; Old England for ever! let that be the Toast; away. I'LL TUNE. T'LL strive to sing something, yet wou'd not do wrong, Will you please to accept of a Common-place Song;This World's like an Auction for selling and shewing, Truth, Friendship, and Gratitude, -going! a going! They are going!-but how? not by hammer knock'd down, No, no! out of Taste, they must go out of Town, Preferment put up! who bids? I, I, I, I; Confusion, and eke contradiction its mate, Fill our heads with, I don't know what politic prate; As all to be in, suppose equal pretences, Of Innings when baulk'd, they're out of their senses. Yet, seriously, Sirs, this world's not so bad, Some Women are chaste, and some Men are not mad; But where do they live? 'tis not worth while to try, They are such sort of folks other folks can't live by. How easy is Weakness by Wickedness turn'd, Unworthiness welcom'd, and Worthiness scorn'd; The Female Sex charge not with prostitute vice, Mankind will be bought come but up to their price. All Men and their Measures 'tis easy to see, Will any here hesitate how they declare? THE MAN. TUNE. "How pleasant the meads were, how joyful the scene." T is he who's unaw'd by the sound of a Name, Yet harbours no Hate in his breast; What his Betters may do he pretends not to blame, To his King he is just, to his Country he's true, No Office he flatters, compounds with no Cheat, When a love-laden Lass with contrition appears, To Game-Acts he fancies our Liberty yields, Protection allows not to vermin in fields, Suppose a Young Idler at birds shou'd take aim, Must Englishmen's Birthright be forfeit for Game, I If Sticks from the Hedge of his Honour are found In the lap of the big-belly'd poor, While sleet fills the air, and deep snow's on the ground, And Misery groans at the door. Humanity tells him to seek out the cause, Which prompted Distress to turn Thief; Convinc'd 'twas mere Want, he awakes not the laws, But stops future crimes by Relief. This, this is the Man, uncorrupted he stands, Yes, Yes, this is He, this the Man to my mind, Shall I tell you, my Friends, where this Man you may find, I wou'd-if I cou'd but tell where. MY NOSE. TUNE. "An Ass, an Ass.” HILE people call'd Poets, in Blank Verse, WHILE or Rhime, Pindarics or Epics compose, And celebrate Heroes in Sonnets sublime, The fact is, simply,-my Nose. |