Dick with zealous noes and ayes Could roar as loud as Stentor, In the house 'tis all he says; But Tom is eloquenter. DICK, A MAGGOT. As when, from rooting in a bin, You know him by his hazel snout: For, as he shakes his wainscot chops, CLAD ALL IN BROWN. TO DICK. IMITATED FROM COWLEY. FOULEST brute that stinks below, Why in this brown dost thou appear? For would'st thou make a fouler show, Thou must go naked all the year. Fresh from the mud a wallowing sow Would then be not so brown as thor. "Tis not the coat that looks so dun, His hide emits a foulness out; Thou now one heap of foulness art, Thy body's clothed like thy soul; Old carted bawds such garments wear, As shrivell'd and as black as thine. If thou wert in a cart, I fear Thou would'st be pelted worse than they're. Yet, when we see thee thus array'd, Of cleanly houses who will doubt, When Dick cries, "Dust to carry out ?" DICK'S VARIETY. DULL uniformity in fools, I hate, who gape and sneer by rules. Of pissing in the rabble's eyes. Nor scours the streets without a shirt; And listing troops for the pretender. But Dick can ft, and dance, and frisk, No other monkey half so brisk; Now has the speaker by the ears, Next moment in the house of peers; Now scolding at my lady Eustace, Or thrashing Baby in her new stays. Presto! be gone! with t'other hop Then, wo be to my lord lieutenant, EPITAPH, ON GENERAL GORGES,* AND LADY MEATH.† UNDER this stone lies Dick and Dolly. Dick lost in Doll a wife tender and dear: Dick sigh'd for his Doll, and his mournful arms cross'd; Thus loaded with grief, Dick sigh'd and he cried : * Of Kilbrue, in the county of Meath. F. Dorothy, dowager of Edward, Earl of Meath. She was married and died April 10, 1728. Her husband surs to the general in 1716 vived her but two days. F. Dick left a pattern few will copy after; Then, reader, pray shed some tears of salt water; Meath smiles for the jointure, though gotten so late; Here quiet they lie, in hopes to rise one day, VERSES ON I KNOW NOT WHAT. My latest tribute here I send, 140 DR. SWIFT TO HIMSELF. ON SAINT CECILIA'S DAY. GRAVE Dean of St. Patrick's, how comes it to pass, That you, who know music no more than an ass; That you, who so lately were writing of Drapiers, Should lend your cathedral to players and scrapers ? * John Cuffe, of Desart, Esq. married the general's eldest daugh ter. F. |