O! if I could, how I would maul Must I be every moment chid * With Skynnebonia, Snipe, and Lean? Of this insulting tyrant Dean! ON A VERY OLD GLASS AT MARKET-HILL. FRAIL glass! thou bear'st that name as well as I; ANSWERED EXTEMPORE BY DR. SWIFT. ME only chance can kill; thou, frailer creature, May'st die, like me, by chance; but must by nature. ON CUTTING DOWN THE OLD THORN AT MARKET-HILL. AT Market-Hill, as well appears, * The Dean used to call Lady Acheson by those names. F. Hither came every village maid, And on the boughs her garland hung; And here, beneath the spreading shade, Secure from satyrs sate and sung. Sir Archibald,* that valorous knight, (Sir Archibald, whose favourite name But time with iron teeth, I ween, Its head reclining toward the ground. This aged, sickly, sapless thorn, Which must, alas! no longer stand, Cuts down with sacrilegious hand. Dame Nature, when she saw the blow, And mother Tellus trembled so, * Sir Archibald Acheson, secretary of state for Scotland. F. Drummond of Hawthornden, and Sir William Alexander Earl of Stirling, who were both friends to Sir Archibald, and famous for their poetry. F. The Sylvan powers, with fear perplex'd, The magpie, lighting on the stock, The owl foresaw, in pensive mood, And fled in haste, with all her brood, Last trolled forth the gentle swine, All as she scrubb'd her meazly rump. The nymph who dwells in every tree, Thus, when the gentle Spina found But from the root a dismal groan First issuing struck the murderer's ears; And, in a shrill revengeful tone, This prophecy he trembling hears; 4 "Thou chief contriver of my fall, Relentless Dean, to mischief born; My kindred oft thine hide shall gall, Thy gown and cassock oft be torn. And thy confederate dame, who brags And wound her legs with every brier. Nor thou, Lord Arthur,* shalt escape; Yet thou could'st tamely see me slain; Nor, when I felt the dreadful blow, Since you could see me treated so (An old retainer to your house :) May that fell Dean, by whose command Not leave a thistle on thy land; Pigs and fanatics, cows and teagues, And thou, the wretch ordain'd by fate, *Sir Arthur Acheson. F. When thou, suspended high in air, (For thou shall steal thy landlord's mare,) ЕРІТАРН, IN BERKELEY CHURCHYARD, GLOUCESTERSHIRE. HERE lies the Earl of Suffolk's fool, Poor Dick, alas! is dead and gone, Dickies enough are still behind, To laugh at by and by. Buried June 18, 1728, aged 63. MY LADY'S* LAMENTATION AND COM PLAINT AGAINST THE DEAN. JULY 23, 1728. SURE never did man see A wretch like poor Nancy, So teas'd day and night By a Dean and a Knight. To punish my sins, Lady Acheson. F. |