STRICTLY UNOFFICIAL "When I Don't Go Out in Company, I'm so blue, and when I do, I get so red, 'cause I'm so green.” Scandal is like a flea-the more you seek to locate it, the more it will travel and the harder it will bite. How to Preserve Rubber Heels.-Rubber Heels can be prevented from wearing out by sealing up in jars and placing them away in a dark, dry spot. Do You Sell Up-to-date Fly Paper?-A genius has invented a fly paper that catches the fly sideways, thus accommodating twice as many as the old kind. The Nose Test. You may handsomely band it With gilt if you will, But the scent of the "two-fer" Will cling to it still. An Accomplished Woman.-Mistress-Look here, Susan, I can write my name in the dust upon this table. Susan-Ah, mum, there's nothing like eddication, is there, mum? Efficient Service Not Appreciated. It was a Kentucky newspaper which a darky stopped and explained to the editor that he had no use for the publication because his wife secured a job of work for him by advertising in it. Anxious But Not Glad.-A graduate of a certain school which, by the way, was no pharmaceutical, decided to locate his classmates. He requested the editor of the school paper to publish an item to the effect that he would be glad to learn of the death of his classmates. It brought the desired result, because those who were still living let him know of their whereabouts. A Denatured Toy Pistol.-A new self-cocking, repeating pistol for children does not shoot cartridges, explode caps or fire off anything of that nature. It merely rings a hidden bell when the trigger is pulled. This is certainly a denatured toy pistol when compared with the tetanus producing kind we used in celebrating the Fourth of July in particular and most any day in general, forty years ago. A Tasmania Druggist's Dirge. By J. D. Johnston, Launceston. I sing the song of Iris blanc And pills to make one hazy And sound the praise in troche lays And what can beat the memory sweet To cool the thud of throbbing blood But doctors write in black and white To read their stuff is quite enough Many Amusing Answers Are Given by applicants who take civil service examinations for jobs. Recently, in a town south of Columbus, and not far distant, an applicant for a place on the police force whose education was limited, was asked to define "arson." His answer was that it was "rank 'pison.'" In another examination an applicant was asked to mention a disease that was especially fatal to aged folks in the winter. His answer was "ammonia." A highbrow who was asked to define "ice" answered "congealed aqu."-[The Capsule. Pharmacists and Burglars Are Not Particularly Well Acquainted, but pharmacists contribute .must to the support of burglars. We suggest that individual pharmacists who feel justified in doing so follow the example of the jeweler who published the following advertisement in his local paper: Notice to Burglars.-Members of your profession have called upon us with great profit to themselves many times of late. We feel we have done our share for your support, and would deem it a great favor if you would take your trade elsewhere, at least until we can recover the many losses which unfortunately have been our own. Do You Boost?-W. D. Mowry in reporting as chairman of the Membership Committee of the Kan. Ph. A., urged the pharmacists of the state to all be boosters. Boost, and the world boosts with you, Knock and you're on the shelf, For the world gets sick of the man who'll kick, And wishes he'd kick himself. Boost when the sun is shining, Boost when it starts to rain. If down you fall, don't lie there and bawl, But get up and boost again. Boost for your own advancement, For the chap that lands on the topmost round Is the booster every time. The Washington State Pharmaceutical Association held its 1916 meeting on board a steamship touring Puget Sound. The meeting was held under similar conditions in 1903. Of that meeting, we find the following echo: "Come, said the committee to the druggists one day, They came by stage, by train and boat; And held a good meeting while afloat." The year following, the experiment was repeated and the poet said: "Down to the dock at close of day, The Washington druggists went their way; They boarded the "Queen," that grand old boat, To hold their meetings while afloat. "The rolling truck, with the squeaking wheel, Kept many awake till break of day, For home lullabies didn't sound that way." ODD ORDERS Donkey Milk Soap was the translation which Ed Mitchell made for a pharmacist at Douglas, Ariz., when a customer wanted 2 dozen Savon Liche de Burro. Not All Odd Orders Are Over the Retail Drug Counter. It was in the Sundry Department of an eastern jobbing house that a stock clerk handled an order calling for a certain toothbrush or "the brush nearest it." The toothbrush wanted was not in stock, so the clerk literally followed instructions and filled the order with the style of toothbrush which happened to be nearest on the shelf to the vacant space usually occupied by the stock of toothbrushes the customer wanted. Buy Two Dozen and Save Fifty Cents PE-RU-NA For Coughs Colds and Catarrhal Troubles Per Dozen Boxes $4.00 Perana TABLETS FOR GRIP, COUCHS, COLDS, CATARRHAL DISEASES AND WHERE A TONIC IS REQUIRED DIRECTIONS Manufactured by THE PERUNA COMPANY Columbus Dhie Freight will be prepaid on shipments of three, six and twelve dozen lots, providing the charges do not exceed 40 cents per hundred pounds. PERUN TON CONTALES EXGHTERS PER CENT OF GATED && HARTMAS, SOLE FE FACTS BY THE Per Dozen Boxes $2.00 "3 Dozen Boxes 5.70 HOW IS YOUR STOCK? IN FALL AND WINTER HALF OUR POPULATION REQUIRE A TONIC AND CATARRHAL REMEDY Branches: THE PERUNA COMPANY, Columbus, Ohio Mexico City. Buenos Ayres. Montreal, Canada. Melbourne, Australia. Calcutta, India ST. LOUIS, MO. Cross DRUGGISTS, LISTEN! Create a New Department PIPE HOSPITAL Send Your Customers' Broken Pipes to Us Through Your Jobber CASTALIAN WATER All admit that the Blood is the Seat of Life, and for over 30 years Castalian Water has proven what it has done, and continues to do, on that line, when used as directed in circular around each bottle. J. P. Forbes & Co., ALAMEDA, CAL. You can do your customers a great benefit by recommending Dr. Haines Golden Treatment for liquor habit. Can be administered secretly if necessary. Retails, $1.50 for package of 20 powders. GOLDEN SPECIFIC CO. Cincinnati, Ohio 1 Patented Aluminum Cavity Cleaner, and Cotton Tweezers 1%-oz. Bottle Red Cross 1 Box Cotton Pellets It pays to push Red Cross Toothache Outfits RED CROSS CHEMICAL WORKS DIGESTIVE FERMENTS used in preparations bearing the label of Meyer Brothers The "DIFCO" Brand Digestive Ferments Co., Detroit, Mich. VINCENT UJKA ECOMMERCIAL ARTIST "NATURE'S ASSISTANT" Combination Water Bag and Alimentary Douche The Internal Bath--Constipation easily and quickly relieved by use of "Nature's Assistant." This Alimentary douche is invaluable in all ailments. It is sanitary and safe. Recommended by physicians generally. For Sale by MEYER BROTHERS DRUG CO., St. Louis, Mo., and by WILLIAMS DOUCHE AND WATER BAG CO VINITA, OKLAHOMA PATENT AND PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS 65 ..doz 2 00 PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS For List of Items Added in this Issue, AM-O-TONE ..do 6 00 ANTINAUS, Heinrich.... see page 31. AMPOULES, Antimucose .......doz 9 00 ANTI-PAIN, Bell's, small..... Quabain, 4 in box......doz boxes 10 20 .....doz 14 00 ANEMIOL, Wampole's...........doz ......doz 10 00 ANAESTHOL, L. & F., lbs. .......doz 14 40 ABSORBINE, Young's, large bot.doz 18 00 1⁄2 lbs.. .doz 7 80 ...doz 18 00 ANAKESIS, ABICAN, large ..... ABSORBANT, Scarless Junior 12 oz...... Junior, 4 oz.................doz 9 00 ABSORBO, Obesity Crean. ABSORBO, Burnham's ABSTININE ACID. Iron Mineral, small.. 7900 9 25 ANTIPHLOGISTINE, 75 ANTIPURALGOS, ozs. ... .doz 2 50 ..doz 5 00 ..doz 7 50 ....doz 12 50 ..doz 25 00 the jobber. ..doz 4 00 ANTI-PYRETIC, Tilden's Liquid, doz 12 00 Phosphates, Horsford's, large...doz 8 50 ..doz 12 00 8-oz. .doz 4 00 ..each Tilden's Powder, ozs. 1 001 .doz 6 00 ......doz 18 00 ......doz 400 .doz 2.00 Small ....... ANTISEPSOL, Severa's.. ..doz 2 00 ANTISEPTIC. Antizyme, 50c Rheum..doz 8 50 25c doz 2.00 3 00 .doz 8 50 .doz 4 25 Chamberlain's Pain, small.....doz 2 00 Charles, of Almonds, White and 4 PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS PATENT & PROPRIETARY PREPARATIONS APERITOL, Reidel, tubes of 12...doz APETOL, 16 oz. 8 oz. BALM-Con'd. BALSAM Con'd. Gombault's Caustic.. doz 12 00 Hall's Lung, large... doz 8. 00 Flesh .doz 4 00 Hall's Lung, medium.. Fragrant.. APIOL, Joret's. See Capsules. Cushman's Menthol. APIOLINE, Chaptoteaut's. See APIOLOIDS, Stearns' Capsules. Dill's, of Life, large. ..doz 2 00 Hall's Lung, small. Hamlin's Cough, small Large .... Small .doz APPE-TONE, Ludwig's doz 12 00 Ely's Cream. 2.00 .doz 4 00 Hanford's, of Myrrh, large ....doz 8.00 Hanford's, of Myrrh, medium..doz 4.00 APPETIZER, Classe's, large. Small APPLICATORS, hard rubber (for Unguen tine Crayons) No. 1, Urethral, 6 in.. No. 2, Uterine, 10 in.. ARBULITH, Marcy's 100's.. ARGENTOSE, Wampole's Bougies, Wampole's ....doz 2 00 ......doz 3 20 .....doz 10 00 ...doz 1 50 Family size .doz 8 00 Liquid form .doz 6 00 Hanford's, of Myrrh, small....doz 2.00 ...doz 2 25 Forsha's, small Jayne's Carminative.. ...doz 2. 00 Gloriol .doz 2 00 Kamlah Magnetic Cough, 25c...doz 2.00 Gloriol Freckle H. & H. ..doz 8 00 ..doz 50c .doz 4.00 2 00 Kemp's, small .oz 150 doz 6 00 Hagan's Magnolia, Pink, White and Kemp's, sample size. Rose Red ...doz 6 25 Lee's Mansfield's Cough, small. Haswell's London, small. Graham's ARSAN AROMATIC MEDICATION. ARSENAURO, Barclay's 1-oz....doz large .doz 8 40 Henry's Eye..... Morgan's, Sabalol Hibbard's Circassian.. Morley's Blackberry. 8 50 Kay's Lung, Liquid, small......doz 200 Nature's 50c (Lewis) ...doz 4.00 ARTHRITOLS, Wampole.. ARTHROPHONIA, Hill's.. ASCATCO, large.. Small 25c ..doz 800 ..doz 18 00 Kay's Lung, Tablet, small.....doz 2.00 ..doz 2.00 Otto's Spruce Gum, large. ....doz 4.00 Small ...doz 2 00 ..doz 4 50 ASEPSIN, Lloyd's, 4-lb. bottles..ea 1-oz. bottles .doz ..doz 285 large Small McLean's small .doz 800 Pettit's Canker ..doz 2.00 Eye. ..doz 2.00 Severa's Life.. ..doz 5 25 Severa's Lung, large. ....doz 3 75 Severa's Lung, small. .doz 1 85 Turlington's, of Life. .doz 8 00 Wakefield's Blackberry ....doz 2 80 Small .doz 1 50 Magic .doz 150 Whitehurst's Cedar. ..doz 2 00 Trial Maguire's Cellinian William's Wild Cherry ....doz 3 50 ASEPTINOL COMP., Powder. Rectoral Wistar's Wild Cherry, large....doz 8 00 ASHES OF ROSES, Uhry's. ..doz 1 75 Menthol Comp. M. B., 1-b jars, b 3.00 Wistar's Wild Cherry, medium..doz 4.00 Merrell's Cough doz 4 00 ASPIRIN, Bayer's. Zaegel's Lung, 50c size.... ....doz 4.00 ..doz 9.00 Miller's Universal. .doz 2 00 Powder, 1 oz. ctns. 5-gr. Tablets, tins of 12 ...ea Bots. of 24 ..ea Bots. of 100 .ea 5-gr. Capsules, Bxs. of 12 ......ea Bxs. of 24 ASPO-QUININE, Svinnen's. ...ea ....doz Munyon's Witch Hazel. .doz 2 00 BANDOLINE, Berry's (Mrs. E.) 12 Large Beautiola .doz 4 25 Nichol's Foot Colgate's Oxzyn, large. doz 8.00 Graham's (Mrs. ..doz 2 10 14 Medium Imperial Crown, No. 1365. ...doz 1 50 R. & G., No. 260.... ..doz 1 50 2.00 P. D. & Co., Analgesic. .lb 3 00 BANENE ASSIMILANT. 12-07. tubes .doz 2 00 BANISHER, Harder's Mosquito. 1 O. P. Brown's Restorative.... doz ASTHMADOR, large.. Small .doz 8 00 840 .doz 4 20 1-oz tubes ..doz Piso's Catarrh ..doz 2.00 Small Pretzinger's Catarrh ...doz 4 00 ASTHMALINE, Taft's large......doz 13 50 ASTHMATONE, Waterbury.......doz 8 00 ASTROLINE, Powder Liquid AUGUST FLOWER. Primeda, formerly Balm of Figs. Severa's Catarrh BAR-BEN doz 18 00 BARLEY, Brook's Baby. Recamier. white or flesh. .doz 9.50 Johnson's Prepared, 1-lb. Russian Rose doz 4.00 4-Ib. cans .doz 90 Schiffman's Catarrh .doz 4 00 Robinson's Patent, doz 1275 Large, lbs .doz 3 25 Small 1⁄2 lbs. 9 00 Tasmia, 25c .doz. 1 75 BARSICUM 6.00 50c size. 8.00 Verbena (white or tinted), 4-oz. C. S. bot... BATH, Wonderall Foot..........doz BATH OF ISIS, Graham's (Mrs.).doz 4 20 200 8-oz. G. S. bot. Green's, large.. BATH PREPARATIONS. Small doz 5 50 Vacher doz 2.00 Armour's Geranium Bath Tablets, Wrightman's Sovereign, of Life. AURICOL, Hurley's ....doz 800 AZOA .doz 6 00 AZOMIS ..doz 2 00 BALMWORT, Compound Fluid...doz 4 00 ..doz Bath a Sweet Powder, No. 203.doz Large 75 2 25 ..doz 4 50 BABY EDUCATORS, Johnson's...doz BABY KISSES, Brownfield's.....doz 2 30 BALSAM, Allen's Lung, large....doz 8.00 Boraxo .doz 2 00 Allen's Lung, medium.. .doz 4.00 Allen's Lung, small. BACTERZYME, Fairchild. Ballard's Diarrhoea (Bath Powder), large (sifting top cans). Small (sifting top cans)....doz Bradley's Woodland Violet Sea Salt, .....doz 2 25 90 With blower doz 8 00 Begg's Diarrhoea No. 229 ..doz 2 40 Without blower BALLS, Catnip Daniel's Physic doz 2 00 Brown's, O. P. Acacian, large..doz 8.00 No. 230 .doz 4 80 4.00 No. 231 ..doz 9 60 1910 Dorothy Vernon Bath Powder, No. .doz .doz 4 00 2 10 "4711" Bath Salt, No. 476, 6-oz.doz 240 No. 475, 12-oz. ..doz 4 80 Small .doz 2.00 3.00 Burk's Maple, medium. .doz 4.00 Imperial Crown, asst. odors....doz 200 .doz 2.00 Small doz 2 00 Isebell's Turkish Bath Oil (a Botanic Blood. Brazilian, large doz 8.00 Clark's Life, medium. .doz 9.00 Small doz 4 00 .doz paste), small .doz 4 00 200 Large .doz 8 00 Brazilian, medium Brazilian, small 10c size ..doz 4 50 ..doz 2 25 Brown's O. P. Woodland. Chamberlain's Pain, large......doz .doz 4 00 Coe's Cough, small. Coleated Fernoline, Greer's, large. Five Drop Cough. ..doz 3 50 Mennen's Perfumed Bath Powder, .doz 6 40 ..doz 2 00 .doz 4 00 .doz 2 00 Pasta Mack (in tablet form)..doz 9 25 ..doz 1 75 .doz 4.00 Schieffelin's Triton Bath Salt..doz 8 00 |