AN EXCELLENT NEW BALLAD;

OR,

*

THE TRUE ENGLISH DEAN' TO BE HANGED FOR A

RAPE. 1730.

I.

OUR brethren of England, who love us so dear,
And in all they do for us so kindly do mean,
(A blessing upon them !) have sent us this year,
For the good of our church, a true English dean.
A holier priest ne'er was wrapt up in crape,
The worst you can say, he committed a rape.

II.

In his journey to Dublin, he lighted at Chester,

And there he grew fond of another man's wife; Burst into her chamber and would have caress'd her;

But she valued her honour much more than her life.

"DUBLIN, June 6. The Rev. Dean Sawbridge, having surrendered himself on his indictment for a rape, was arraigned at the bar of the Court of King's Bench, and is to be tried next Monday."-London Evening Post, June 16, 1730. "DUBlin, June 13. The Rev. Thomas Sawbridge, Dean of Fernes, who was indicted for ravishing Susanna Runkard, and whose trial was put off for some time past, on motion of the king's counsel on behalf of the said Susanna, was yesterday tried in the Court of King's Bench, and acquitted. It is reported, that the Dean intends to indict her for perjury, he being in the county of Wexford when she swore the rape was committed against her in the city of Dublin." -Daily Post-Boy, June 23, 1730.-NICOL.

She bustled, and struggled, and made her escape To a room full of guests, for fear of a rape.

III.

The dean he pursued, to recover his game;
And now to attack her again he prepares :
But the company stood in defence of the dame,
They cudgell'd, and cuff'd him, and kick'd him
down stairs,

His deanship was now in a damnable scrape,
And this was no time for committing a rape.

IV.

To Dublin he comes, to the bagnio he goes,
And orders the landlord to bring him a whore ;
No scruple came on him his gown to expose,

'Twas what all his life he had practised before. He had made himself drunk with the juice of the grape,

And got a good clap, but committed no rape.

V.

The dean, and his landlord, a jolly comrade,
Resolved for a fortnight to swim in delight;
For why, they had both been brought up to the
trade

Of drinking all day, and of whoring all night.
His landlord was ready his deanship to ape
In every debauch, but committing a rape.

VI.

This Protestant zealot, this English divine,

In church and in state was of principles sound;

Was truer than Steele to the Hanover line,

And grieved that a Tory should live above ground.

Shall a subject so loyal be hang'd by the nape,
For no other crime but committing a rape?

VII.

By old Popish canons, as wise men have penn'd

'em

Each priest had a concubine, jure ecclesiæ;

Who'd be Dean of Fernes without a commendam? And precedents we can produce, if it please ye: Then why should the dean, when whores are so cheap,

Be put to the peril and toil of a rape ?

VIII.

If fortune should please but to take such a crotchet,
(To thee I apply, great Smedley's successor),
To give thee lawn sleeves, a mitre, and rochet,
Whom would'st thou resemble? I leave thee a

guesser.

*

But I only behold thee in Atherton's shape,
For sodomy hang'd; as thou for a rape.

* A Bishop of Waterford, sent from England an hundred years ago, who was hanged at Arbor-hill, near Dublin.-See "The penitent death of a woful sinner, or the penitent death of John Atherton, executed at Dublin the 5th of December, 1640. With some annotations upon several passages in it. As also the Sermon, with some further enlargements, preached at his burial. By Nicholas Barnard, Dean of Ardagh in Ireland.

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Quis in seculo peccavit enormius Paulo? Quis in religione gravius Petro? illi tamen pœnitentiam assequuti sunt non solum ministerium sed magisterium sanctitatis. Nolite ergo ante tempus

IX.

Ah! dost thou not envy the brave Colonel Charters, Condemn'd for thy crime at threescore and ten? To hang him, all England would lend him their garters,

Yet he lives, and is ready to ravish again.*

Then throttle thyself with an ell of strong tape.
For thou hast not a groat to atone for a rape.

X.

The dean he was vex'd that his whores were so willing;

He long'd for a girl that would struggle and squall; He ravish'd her fairly, and saved a good shilling; But here was to pay the devil and all.

His trouble and sorrows now come in of a heap,
And hang'd he must be for committing a rape.

XI.

If maidens are ravish'd, it is their own choice:
Why are they so wilful to struggle with men?
If they would but lie quiet, and stifle their voice,
No devil nor dean could ravish them then.
Nor would there be need of a strong hempen cape
Tied round the dean's neck for committing a rape.

judicare, quia fortasse quos vos laudatis, Deus reprehendit, et quos vos reprehenditis, ille laudabit, primi novissimi, et novissimi primi. Petr. Chrysolog. Dublin, Printed by the Society of Stationers, 1641."

This trial took place in 1723; but being only found guilty of an assault, with intent to commit the crime, the worthy colonel was fined £300 to the private party prosecuting.

XII.

Our church and our state dear England maintains, For which all true Protestant hearts should be

glad :

She sends us our bishops, our judges and deans,

And better would give us, if better she had. But, Lord! how the rabble will stare and will gape, When the good English dean is hang'd up for a rape!

ON STEPHEN DUCK,

THE THRESHER AND FAVOURITE POET.

A QUIBBLING EPIGRAM. 1730.

THE thresher Duck could o'er the queen prevail, The proverb says, "no fence against a flail." From threshing corn he turns to thresh his brains; For which her majesty allows him grains : Though 'tis confest, that those, who ever saw His poems, think them all not worth a straw!

Thrice happy Duck, employ'd in threshing stubble,

Thy toil is lessen'd, and thy profits double.