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MISCELLANIES.

VERSES

IN REPLY TO

AN INVITATION TO DINNER AT SIR GEORGE BAKER'S. (1)

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(1) [For the above verses, now first published, the reader is indebted to Major General Sir Henry Bunbury, Bart. They were written about the year 1769, in reply to an invitation to dinner at Sir George Baker's, to meet the Misses Horneck, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, Angelica Kauffman, and others.-See Life, ch. xvii.]

(2) [Mary Horneck (Mrs. Gwyn).]

(3) [Catherine Horneck, afterwards Mrs. Bunbury.]

(4) [Ensign (afterwards General) Horneck.]

Of use I insist,

When he comes to enlist.

Your worships must know
That a few days ago,

An order went out,

For the foot guards so stout
To wear tails in high taste,
Twelve inches at least :
Now I've got him a scale
To measure each tail,
To lengthen a short tail,
And a long one to curtail.)—
Yet how can I when vext,
Thus stray from my text?
Tell each other to rue
Your Devonshire crew,
For sending so late
To one of my state.
But 'tis Reynolds's way
From wisdom to stray,
And Angelica's whim

To be frolick like him,

But, alas! your good worships, how could they be wiser, When both have been spoil'd in to-day's Advertiser ? (1)

OLIVER GOLDSMITH.

(1) [The following is the compliment alluded to:

"While fair Angelica, with matchless grace,
Paints Conway's lovely form and Stanhope's face;
Our hearts to beauty willing homage pay,
We praise, admire, and gaze our souls away.
But when the likeness she hath done for thee,
O Reynolds! with astonishment we see,
Forced to submit, with all our pride we own,
Such strength, such harmony excell'd by none,
And thou art rivall'd by thyself alone."]

EPITAPH

ON

DR. PARNELL.(1)

This tomb, inscrib'd to gentle Parnell's name,
May speak our gratitude, but not his fame.
What heart but feels his sweetly moral lay,
That leads to truth through pleasure's flowery way!
Celestial themes confess'd his tuneful aid;
And Heaven, that lent him genius, was repaid.
Needless to him the tribute we bestow,
The transitory breath of fame below:

More lasting rapture from his works shall rise,
While converts thank their poet in the skies.

EPILOGUE

ΤΟ

THE GOOD NATURED MAN,

Spoken by Mrs. Bulkley, (2)

As puffing quacks some caitiff wretch procure
To swear the pill, or drop, has wrought a cure;
Thus, on the stage, our play-rights still depend,
For epilogues and prologues on some friend,
Who knows each art of coaxing up the town,
And make full many a bitter pill go down.
Conscious of this, our bard has gone about,
And teaz'd each rhyming friend to help him out.
An epilogue, things can't go on without it;

It could not fail, would you but set about it.

(1) [First printed by T. Davies, in "Miscellanies by the Author of the Rambler," and written about the year 1770.]

(2) The author, in expectation of an Epilogue from a friend at Oxford, deferred writing one himself till the very last hour. What is here offered, owes all its success to the graceful manner of the actress who spoke it.

Young man, cries one (a bard laid up in clover),
Alas! young man, my writing days are over;
Let boys play tricks, and kick the straw, not I;
Your brother doctor there, perhaps, may try.
What I dear Sir, the doctor interposes;
What, plant my thistle, Sir, among his roses!
No, no, I've other contests to maintain;
To-night I head our troops at Warwick-lane.
Go ask your manager-Who, me! Your pardon;
Those things are not our forte at Covent Garden.
Our author's friends, thus plac'd at happy distance,
Give him good words indeed, but no assistance.
As some unhappy wight at some new play,
At the pit door stands elbowing away;

While oft, with many a smile, and many a shrug,
He eyes the centre, where his friends sit snug;
His simpering friends, with pleasure in their eyes,
Sink as he sinks, and as he rises rise:

He nods, they nod; he cringes, they grimace;
But not a soul will budge to give him place.
Since then, unhelp`d, our bard must now conform
"To 'bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,"
Blame where you must, be candid where you can,
And be each critic the Good-natur'd Man.

PROLOGUE TO ZOBEIDE:

A TRAGEDY; WRITTEN BY JOSEPH CRADDOCK, ESQ.
Spoken by Mr. Quick, in the Character of a Sailor.(1)

In these bold times, when Learning's sons explore
The distant climate, and the savage shore;

(1) [Zobeide was first represented at Covent Garden on the 10th of December 1771, and was well received. Goldsmith appears to have first met

When wise astronomers to India steer,
And quit for Venus many a brighter here; (1)
While botanists, all cold to smiles and dimpling,
Forsake the fair, and patiently-go simpling; (2)
Our bard into the general spirit enters,

And fits his little frigate for adventures.
With Scythian stores, and trinkets deeply laden,
He this way steers his course, in hopes of trading-
Yet ere he lands he 's order'd me before,

To make an observation on the shore.

Where are we driven? our reckoning sure is lost!
This seems a rocky and a dangerous coast.
Lord, what a sultry climate am I under!

Yon ill-foreboding cloud seems big with thunder:

[Upper Gallery.

There mangroves spread, and larger than I've seen 'em

[Pit.

Here trees of stately size—and billing turtles in 'em—

[Balconies.

Here ill-conditioned oranges abound

And apples, bitter apples, strew the ground.

[Stage. [Tasting them.

The inhabitants are cannibals, I fear:

I heard a hissing-there are serpents here!

O, there the people are best keep my distance;
Our Captain, gentle natives! craves assistance;

Mr. Craddock at the house of Mr. Yates, the actor. Being applied to for a prologue through the medium of the Yateses, the husband being to speak it (though Quick was afterwards deputed to this duty), and the wife to perform in the play, sent the above to the author, accompanied by the following note:-" Mr. Goldsmith presents his best respects to Mr. Craddock; has sent him the prologue, such as it is. He cannot take time to make it better. He begs he will give Mr. Yates the proper instructions; and so, even so, he commits him to fortune and the public.”—See Life, ch. xxi.]

(1) [In allusion to Captain Cook's voyage for the purpose of observing the transit of Venus.]

(2) [Alluding to Sir Joseph Banks's participation in the same voyage.]

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