either to decide on this curious point, or offer any conjectures of my own. I have now, Sir, not only given you the most material circumstances of my life, but have alfo fuperadded a short sketch of fome of my travels. And fhould the fine air of Merton preferve the stock of health and fpirits, which I have acquired in this last excurfion, I intend during the fummer to spend a few hours in the middle of three or four days in every week in Chifwell-ftreet, devoting the mornings and the remainder of the evenings to my rural retreat, "Where cheerfulness, triumphant fair, "O, fweet of language, mild of mien, As my houfe at Merton is not far from the churchyard, I was a few evenings fince walking in this receptacle of mortality, and recollecting the fcene between Sir Lucius O'Trigger and Acres, faid to myfelf, "Here is good fnug lying," in this place. So I fat down on one of the graves, and wrote the following lines, which I hope when I am gone to heaven (I am not in haste) my friends will have engraved on my tomb-stone : LACKINGTON'S EPITAPH, . Good paffenger, one moment stay, 'Tis LACKINGTON that claims a pause, Who ftrove with Death, but loft his caufe; Than many a merry year was he. Some faults he had; fome virtues too; (The Devil himself should have his due :) And as Dame Fortune's wheel turn'u round, P In poverty he found content,' Riches ne'er made him infolent. When poor, he'd rather read than eat; Much had he read, and much had thought, In fine weather I never leave this place for London, but with great reluctance. I have a good private library here, and with a book in my hand I wander from field to field; and during fuch hours feel not a wifh unfatisfied. And was my immenfe stock of books turned into ey, great as the profits are at No. 46 and 47, Chifwell-street, they would be no temptation to me, ever to fee it more. I feel the mind Expand itfelt in wider liberty. The diftant found breaks gently on my fenfe, I would not make this life a life of toil CROWE'S Leweldown Hill, a Poem. The following lines exprefs the ideas which have often been my own: Refolv'd the roving, reftlefs mind to cure, British Album. During the winter I purpofe fpending most of my time in town; where I hope again to enjoy the com pany of you, Sir, and fome others of our old philo. fophical friends, and when tired of philofophizing, we will again fing our old verfes: "What tho' the many wholly bend, "There liv'd a few in ev'ry space, "Since firft our kind began, "Who ftill maintain'd, with better grace, In the mean time, I am, Dear friend, yours. 1. 1 P. S. I fhould deem myfelf deficient in point of justice to the ingenious artist who painted the portrait from whence the engraving affixed as a frontifpiece to this volume is taken, if I did not embrace this opportunity of acknowledging the approbation it has been honoured with by all who have feen it, as a striking likeness. The following circumftance, though to many it may appear in a ludicrous point of view, yet as it is a fact, which does not depend folely on my affertion, I fhall not hesitate to mention it. Before the portrait was finished, Mrs. Lackington, accompanied by another lady, called on the painter to view it. Being introduced into a room filled with portraits, her littl: dog (the faithful Argus) being with her, immediately ran to that particular portrait, paying it the fame attention as he is always accuftomed to do the original; which made it neceffary to remove him from it, left he should damage it; though this was not accomplished without expreffions of ditfatisfaction on the part of poor Argus. P He knew his lord, he knew and ftrove to meet, POPE's Odyffey Thofe who are converfant in hiftory will not doubṛ the fact; feveral fimilar inftances being recorded of the fagacity and nice diferimination of these animals. A PRAYER. O may my work for ever live! (Dear friend, this felfifh zeal forgive :) From all the feveral ways the grocer AMEN. INDE X. AUTHOR's motives for publishing his life Author's gratitude to his customers Page 10 16 17 Additions fince the first edition, why not printed feparately 19 All alive, alive O, in W Cathedral Author's birth not predicted, nor his nativity calculated bound "prentice to a shoemaker learns to read, is born again his rigid application to study of divinity leaps out of a two story-window to hear a methodist travels to Bridgewater, Taunton, Exeter, and Kingf 33 24 44 50 119 120 falls in love with a dairy-maid, his fpiritual courtship attaches himself to Hannah Allen, another holy fifter married to Nancy Smith, the dairy-maid begins the world with a halfpenny lives on water-gruel to fuppor: bis fick wife • fets off for, and arrives in London is fhocked at the wickednefs of London; his confo- lation goes to receive his legacy, lofes part, commits a faux pas 122 |