With pure heart newly stamp'd from Nature's mint— (Where did he learn that squint ?) Thou young domestic dove! (He'll have that jug off, with another shove !) Dear nurseling of the hymeneal nest! (Are those torn clothes his best?) Little epitome of man! (He'll climb upon the table, that's his plan !) Touched with the beauteous tints of dawning life— (He's got a knife!) Thou enviable being! No storms, no clouds, in thy blue sky foreseeing, My elfin John! Toss the light ball-bestride the stick (I knew so many cakes would make him sick!) (He's got the scissors, snipping at your gown!) Thou pretty opening rose ! (Go to your mother, child, and wipe your nose!) I cannot write unless he's sent above!) 閻 A SERENADE. JULLABY, oh, lullaby! Thus I heard a father cry, "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! The brat will never shut an eye; Hither come, some power divine! Close his lids or open mine!" X "Lullaby, oh, lullaby!" What the devil makes him cry? "Lullaby, oh, lullaby!" Still he stares-I wonder why? Why are not the sons of earth Blind, like puppies, from the birth? "Lullaby, oh, lullaby!" Thus I heard the father cry; "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Mary, you must come and try!— "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Fie, you little creature, fie; Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Is no poppy-syrup nigh? Give him some, or give him all, "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Two such nights, and I shall die! Lullaby, oh, lullaby! He'll be bruised, and so shall I, How can I from bedposts keep, "Lullaby, oh, lullaby! Sleep his very looks denyLullaby, oh, lullaby! Nature soon will stupify My nerves relax,-my eyes grow dim- AN INCENDIARY SONG. OME, all conflagrating fellows, Christmas time is all before us: Burn the coals! they're up at sixty! Burn burnt almonds. Burn burnt brandy. Burn Chabert, the Salamander, Burn the man that wouldn't burn! Burn the old year out, don't ring it; Burn the one that must begin. Burn Lang Syne; and, whilst you're burning, Burn the burn he paidled in. Burn the boxing! Burn the Beadle! Burn the baker! Burn his man! Burn the butcher-Burn the dustman, Burn the Postman! burn the postage, Burn the Parish! Burn the rating! Burn the Paving! Burn the lightning! Burn all candles, white or yellow- Burn all canters-burn in Smithfield. |