Thus swiftly dividing the flood, But soon as approaching the land And the moment the monster expired, Awaking, how could I but muse At what such a dream should betide ? Which served my weak thought for a guide,- SWEET MEAT HAS SOUR SAUCE; OR, THE SLAVE-TRADE IN THE DUMPS. A TRADER I am to the African shore, But since that my trading is like to be o'er, I'll sing you a song that you ne'er heard before, Which nobody can deny, deny, When I first heard the news it gave me a shock, 'Tis a curious assortment of dainty regales, Here's supple-jack plenty, and store of ratan, Which nobody, &c. Here's padlocks and bolts, and screws for the thumbs, That squeeze them so lovingly till the blood comes; They sweeten the temper like comfits or plums, Which nobody, &c. When a negro his head from his victuals withdraws, And clenches his teeth and thrusts out his paws, Here's a notable engine to open his jaws, Which nobody, &c. Thus going to market, we kindly prepare A pretty black cargo of African ware, For what they must meet with when they get there, "Twould do your heart good to see 'em below But ah! if in vain I have studied an art For oh! how it enters my soul like an awl; So this is my song, as I told you before; EPIGRAM. To purify their wine, some people bleed Now lambs and negroes both are harmless things, Good cause why planters never try their own. THE YEARLY DISTRESS; OR, TITHING-TIME AT STOCK, IN ESSEX. Verses addressed to a country clergyman* complaining of the disagreeableness of the day annually appointed for receiving the dues at the parsonage. COME, ponder well, for 'tis no jest, To laugh it would be wrong, This priest he merry is and blithe When tithing-time draws near. He then is full of frights and fears, For then the farmers come, jog, jog, To make their payments good. And well he may, for well he knows, Each bumpkin of the clan, Instead of paying what he owes, Will cheat him if he can. So in they come-each makes his leg, And flings his head before, And looks as if he came to beg, And not to quit a score. "And how does miss and madam do, The little boy and all ?" "All tight and well. And how do you, Good Mr. What-d'ye-call p" The dinner comes, and down they sit : One wipes his nose upon his sleeve, The punch goes round, and they are dull And lumpish still as ever; 66 At length the busy time begins. Come, neighbours, we must wag," The money chinks, down drop their chins, Each lugging out his bag. One talks of mildew and of frost, And one of storms of hail, And one of pigs that he has lost By maggots at the tail. Quoth one, "A rarer man than you In pulpit none shall hear; You sell it plaguy dear.” Oh why were farmers made so coarse, May kill a sound divine. Then let the boobies stay at home; "Twould cost him, I dare say, Less trouble taking twice the sum Without the clowns that pay. * Mr. Unwin. SONNET ADDRESSED TO HENRY COWPER, ESQ.,* 1788. On his emphatical and interesting Delivery of the Defence of Warren Hastings, Esq., in the House of Lords. CowPER, whose silver voice, task'd sometimes hard, (Attentive when thou readest) of England's peers, Thy generous powers, but silence honour'd thee, Thou art not voice alone, but hast beside Both heart and head; and couldst with music sweet Like thy renown'd forefathers, far and wide Thy fame diffuse, praised not for utterance meet THE DOG AND THE WATER LILY. NO FABLE. THE noon was shady, and soft airs 1788. My spaniel, prettiest of his race, That spaniel found for me,) It was the time when Ouse display'd Their beauties I intent survey'd, With cane extended far I sought Escaped my eager hand. Beau mark'd my unsuccessful pains * The poet's cousin. The Gunnings, daughters of Sir Robert Gunning, and great-nieces of the celebrated beauties of George II.'s reign. But with a cherup clear and strong, My quick approach, and soon he Dispersing all his dream, I thence withdrew, and follow'd long The windings of the stream. My ramble ended I return'd; I saw him with that lily cropp'd dropp'd The treasure at my feet. "Shall hear of this thy deed: MOTTO FOR A CLOCK.* QUA lenta accedit, quam velox præterit hora! THUS TRANSLATED BY HAYLEY. Slow comes the hour; its passing speed how great! ON MRS. MONTAGU'S FEATHER HANGINGS.† THE birds put off their every hue, His rainbows and his starry eyes; His mantling neck with downy gold; snow. All tribes beside of Indian name, Where rises and where sets the day. Nor blasts that shake the dripping Shall drench again or discompose, It boasts a splendour ever new, * Cowper wrote this motto for a clock which Bacon had sculptured for George III. The clock and lines adorn Her Majesty's presence chamber in Windsor Castle. She + Mrs. Montagu was the daughter of Mr. Robinson, of West Layton in Yorkshire. was a celebrated literary lady who wrote "A Defence of Shakespeare," &c., and entertained literary people at her house. The feather hangings adorned one of her reception rooms where the "Blue Stocking Club" met. |