Tickling a parson s nose as 'a lies asleep, Rom. Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace; Mer. True, I talk of dreams; Which are the children of an idle brain. Begot of nothing but vain fantasy; Which is as thin of substance as the air; And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes Even now the frozen bosom of the north, And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, Turning his face to the dew-dropping south. Ben. This wind, you talk of, blows us from ourSupper is done, and we shall come too late. [selves, Rom. I fear, too early: for my mind misgives, Some consequence, yet hanging in the stars, Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels; and expire the term Of a despised life, clos'd in my breast, By some vile forfeit of untimely death: But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my soul!-On, lusty gentlemen. Ben. Strike, drum. [xeunt. SCENE V. A HALL IN CAPULET'S HOUSE. Musicians waiting. Enter Servants. 1 Serv. Where's Potpan, that he helps not to takeaway? he shift a trencher! he scrape a trencher! 2 Serv. When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's hands, and they unwashed too, 'tis a foul thing. 1 Serv. Away with the joint-stools, remove the court-cupboard, look to the plate:-good thou, save ine a piece of march-pane; and as thou lovest me, let the porter let in Susan Grindstone, and Nell. -Antony! and Potpan! 2 Serv. Ay, boy! ready. 1 Serv. You are looked for, and called for, asked for, and sought for, in the great chamber. 2 Serv. We cannot be here and there too.Cheerly, boys; be brisk awhile, and the longer liver take all. [they retire behind. Enter Capulet, &c. with the Guests and the Maskers. Cap. Gentlemen, welcome! ladies, that have their toes [you :Unplagu'd with corns, will have a bout with Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all [she, Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty, I'll swear, hath corns. Am I come near you now? You are welcome, gentlemen; I have seen the day, That I have worn a visor; and could tell A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear, [gone; Such as would please ;-'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis You are welcome, gentlemen!-Come, musicians, 2 Cap. By'r lady, thirty years. [so much: 1 Cap. What, man, 'tis not so much, 'tis not 'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio, Come Pentecost as quickly as it will, Some five and twenty years; and then we mask'd. 2 Cap. 'Tis more, 'tis more: his son is elder, sir; His son is thirty. 1 Cap. Will you tell me that? His son was but a ward two years ago. Rom. What lady's that, which doth enrich the Of yonder knight? Serv. I know not, sir [hand [bright! Rom. O, she doth teach the torches to burn Her beauty hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear: Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear! So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows, As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows. The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand, And, touching her's, make happy my rude hand. Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. Tyb. This, by his voice, should be a Montague:Fetch me my rapier, boy:-What! dares the slave Come hither, cover'd with an antick face, To fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the stock and honour of my kin, To strike him dead I hold it not a sin. 1 Cap. Why, how now, kinsman? wherefore storm you so? Tyb. Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe; Tyb. 'Tis he, that villain Romeo. 1 Cap. Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone, He bears him like a portly gentleman; And, to say truth, Verona brags of him, To be a virtuous and well-govern'd youth: I would not, for the wealth of all this town, Here in my house do him disparagement; Therefore be patient, take no note of him, It is my will; the which, if thou respect, Show a fair presence, and put off these frowns, An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast. Tyb. It fits, when such a villain is a guest I'll not endure him. 1 Cap. He shall be endur'd; What, goodman boy!—I say, he shall ;-go to ;Am I the master here, or you? go to. [soulYou'll not endure him!-God shall mend my You'll make a mutiny among my guests! You will set cock-a-hoop! you'll be the man! Tyb. Why, uncle, 'tis a shame 1 Cap. Go to, go to, You are a saucy boy.-'s't so, indeed? This trick may chance to scathe you ;-I know | Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting. This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this, My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. Jul. Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too Which mannerly devotion shows in this; [much, For saints have hands, that pilgrims' hands do And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. [touch, Rom. Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? Jul. Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. [do; Rom. O then, dear saint, let lips do what hands They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. Jul. Saints do not move, though grant for [I take. Rom. Then move not, while my prayer's effect Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purg'd. [kissing her. Jul. Then have my lips the sin that they have took. [urg'd! prayer's sake. Rom. Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly Give me my sin again. Jul. You kiss by the book. Nurse. Madam, your mother craves a word [with you. Her mother is the lady of the house, Rom. Is she a Capulet? O dear account! my life is my foe's debt. Ben. Away, begone: the sport is at the best. Rom. Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest. 1 Cap. Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone; We have a trifling foolish banquet towards. Is it e'en so? Why, then I thank you all; I thank you, honest gentlemen; good night:More torches here!-Come on, then let's to bed. Ah, sirrah, [to 2 Cap.] by my fay, it waxes late; I'll to my rest. [exeunt all but Juliet and Nurse. Jul. Come hither, nurse: What is yon gentleNurse. The son and heir of old Tiberio. [man? Jul. What's he, that now is going out of door? Nurse. Marry, that, I think, be young Petruchio. Jul. What's he, that follows there, that would Nurse. I know not. [not dance? Jul. Go, ask his name:-if he be married, My grave is like to be my wedding bed. Nurse. His name is Romeo, and a Montague; The only son of your great enemy. Jul. My only love sprung from my only hat! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, That I must love a loathed enemy. Nurse. What's this? what's this? Jul. A rhyme I learn'd even now Of one I danc'd withal. [one calls within, Juliet. Nurse. Anon, anon : Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone. Enter Chorus. [exeunt. Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie, Alike bewitched by the charm of looks, And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful - Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim, Ben. An if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him. Is fair and honest, and, in his mistress' name, Ben. Come, he hath hid himself among those trees, To be consorted with the humorous night; And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit, Ben. Go, then; for 'tis in vain To seek him here, that means not to be found. [exeunt. Rom. He jests at scars that never felt a wound.— That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she: 14. She speaks, yet she says nothing; what of that? Jul. Ab me! Rom. She speaks : O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art I know not how to tell thee who I am: Had I it written, I would tear the word. Jul. My ears have not yet drunk a hundred Of that tongue's utterance, yet I know the sound? Rom. Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike. The orchard walls are high, and hard to climb; Rom. With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls, Rom. By love, who first did prompt me to in- Jul. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say-Ay; Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name: Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, Rom. Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at [aside. Jul. 'Tis but thy name, that is my enemy;- And I will take thy word: yet, if thou swear'st, Rom. Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear, Jul. O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant Jul. Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, And I'll believe thee. Rom. If my heart's dear love And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mins, Rom. It is my soul, that calls upon my name: Jul. Romeo! Rom. My sweet! Jul. At what o'clock to-morrow Rom. At the hour of nine. Jul. I will not fail; 'tis twenty years till then. Jul. Well, do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have forgot why I did call thee back. I have no joy of this contract to-night: Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be, 41 Jul. Three words, dear Romeo, and good night, If that thy bent of love he honourable, [indeed. Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow By one that I'll procure to come to thee, Rom. Let me stand here till thou remember it. Jul. 'Tis almost morning, I would have thes Rom. I would, I were thy bird. Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. 'Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest! Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell; His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell. [exit. SCENE III. FRIAR LAURENCE'S CELL. Enter Friar Luurence, with a basket. Fri. The gray-ey'd morn smiles on the frowning night, [light; Checkering the eastern clouds with streaks of And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels From forth day's path-way, made by Titan's wheels: I must up-fill this osier cage of ours, Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye, Where, and what time, thou wilt perform the rite; The day to cheer, and night's dank dew to dry, And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay, And follow thee, my lord, throughout the world. Nurse. [within] Madam. Jul. I come, anon:-but if thou mean'st not Nurse. [within] Madam.· To cease thy suit, and leave me to my grief: Rom. So thrive my soul, [well, Jul. A thousand times good night. [exit. Re-enter Juliet, above. With baleful weeds, and precious-juiced flowers Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart. Two such opposed foes encamp them still Rom. Good morrow, father! Fri. Benedicite! What carly tongue so sweet saluteth me?- been then? Rom. I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again, Fri. Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift; Hath wash'd thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline! then Fri. O, she knew well, Thy love did read by rote, and could not spell, But come, young waverer, come go with me, In one respect I'll thy assistant be; For this alliance may so happy prove, To turn your household's rancour to pure love. Rom. O, let us hence, I stand on sudden haste. Fri. Wisely, and slow; they stumble, that run fast. [exeunt. SCENE IV. A STREET. Enter Benvolio and Mercutio. Mer. Where the devil should this Romeo be?— Came he not home to-night? Ben. Not to his father's; I spoke with his man. Mer. Ah, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline, Torments him so, that he will sure run mad. Mer. A challenge, on my life. Mer. Any man that can write, may answer a letter. Ben. Nay, he will answer the letter's master. how he dares, being dared. Mer. Alas, poor Romeo, he is already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye; sho' through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft, and is he a man to encounter Tybalt? Ben. Why, what is Tybalt? Mer. More than a prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a ducllist; a gentleman of the very first house,-of the first and second cause. Ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the hay! Ben. The what? Mer. The pox of such antick, lisping, affecting, fantasticoes; these new-tuners of accents!- By Jesu, a very good blade!—a very tall man!—a very good whore !'-Why, is not this a lamentable thing, grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these 'pardonnez-moys,' who stand so much on the new form, that they cannot sit at ease on the old bench? O, their bons, their bons! Enter Romeo. Ben. Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo. Mer. Without his roe, like a dried herring :O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!-Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in: Laura, to his lady, was but a kitchen-wench ;— marry, she had a better love to be-rhyme her; Dido, a dowdy; Cleopatra, a gipsy; Helen and Hero, hildings and harlots; Thisbe, a gray eye or so, but not to the purpose.-Signior Romeo, 'bon jour!' there's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night. Rom. Good morrow to you both. What coun.. terfeit did I give you? Mer. The slip, sir, the slip, can you not conceive? |