Now north, now south, now east, now west, The wavering point was shaken, 'T was past the whole philosophy Never by compass, till that hour, With fearful speech, each after each Took turns in the inspection; They found no gun To vary its direction ; It seemed a new magnetic case Farewell to wives, farewell their lives, And all their household riches ; Oh! while they thought of girl or boy, All down the side which holds the heart, That needle gave them stitches. With deep amaze, the Stranger gazed To know at what they shivered; No fancy-motion, brain-begot, In eye of timid dreamer The nervous finger of a sot Ne'er showed a plainer tremor; To every brain it seemed too plain, Mixed brown and blue each visage grew, Just like a pullet's gizzard; Meanwhile the captain's wandering wit, From tacking like an izzard, Bore down in this plain course at last, "It's Michael Scott the Wizard! " A smile past o'er the ruddy face, I'm puzzled, friends, as much as you, Michael I'm not although a Scott - Like oil it fell, that name, a spell The Captain's head (for he had read) And bowed to Him in whom the North Has lodged its main attraction! For I am small, And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it! She gives to me The weakest tea, And takes the whole Souchong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it; She'll sometimes grip My buggy whip, And make me feel the thong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it! Against my life She'll take a knife, Or fork, and dart the prong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it! I sometimes think I'll take to drink,. And hector when I'm strong of it; For I am small, And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it! O, if the bell Would ring her knell, I'd make a gay ding dong of it; And she is tall, And that's the short and long of it. THE DUEL. A SERIOUS BALLAD. "Like the two Kings of Brentford smelling at one nosegay." IN Brentford town, of old renown, There lived a Mister Bray, To see her ride from Hammersmith, By all it was allowed, Such fair outsides are seldom seen, Such Angels on a Cloud. Said Mr. Bray to Mr. Clay, And court Miss Bell, but there your court |