Yet with these dyes to use a pun He still is the Undying One. X. He rolls in wealth, yet has no wife Or flirted with the fair; The sex he made a point to shun, XI. To judge him by the present signs, So quick he lives, so slow declines, But buried underneath a ton Of mould by the Undying One! XII. Next Friday week his birthday boast, Amongst expectant friends, And wish it really sounds like fun Long life to the Undying One! COCKLE v. CACKLE. THOSE Who much read advertisements and bills, Which some Physicians sneer at, supercilious, Whether or not they really give one ease, Will not decide; But no two things in union go like these Viz:- Quacks and Pills Pease. save Ducks and Now Mrs. W. was getting sallow, Her lilies not of the white kind, but yellow, She was, indeed, so very far from well, Of those said pellets to resist Bile's shocks, But Mrs. W., just like Macbeth, "throw Bark to the Bow-wows," hated physic so, Rhubarb Magnesia Jalap, and the kind- To give a course to Boluses or Pills; No not to save her life, in lung or lobe, For all her lights' or all her liver's sake, Would her convulsive thorax undertake, Only one little uncelestial globe! "T is not to wonder at, in such a case, But Mrs. W. by disease's dint, Kept getting still more yellow in her tint, "Deeper and deeper, still," of course, Till daughter W. newly come from Rome, Acting the self-same filial, pillial, part, To cure Mamma, another dose brought home Of Cockles ; not the Cockles of her heart! These going where the others went before, Of course she had a very pretty store; And then. ing, some hue of health her cheek adorn The Medicine so good must be, They brought her dose on dose, which she Gave to the up-stairs cupboard, "night and morn ing." Till wanting room at last, for other stocks, Over the way Whose stock in trade, to keep the least of shops, Was one great head of Kemble,- that is, John, Staring in plaster, with a Brutus on, And twenty little Bantam fowls - with crops. Little Dame W. thought when through the sash She gave the physic wings, To find the very things So good for bile, so bad for chicken rash, They might as well have addled been, or ratted, Think of poor Burrell's shock, Of Nature's debt to see his hens all payers, And laid in death as Everlasting Layers, With Bantam's small Ex-Emperor, the Cock, In ruffled plumage and funereal hackle, Giving, undone by Cockle, a last Cackle! To see as stiff as stone, his un’live stock, It really was enough to move his block. Down on the floor he dashed, with horror big, Mr. Bell's third wife's mother's coachman's wig ; And with a tragic stare like his own Kemble, Burst out with natural emphasis enough, And voice that grief made tremble, Into that very speech of sad Macduff "What! —— all my pretty chickens and their dam, At one fell swoop! Just when I'd bought a coop To see the poor lamented creatures cram ! After a little of this mood, And brooding over the departed brood, |