Cold as the pole she is to my adoring; Over the way! Each dirty little Savoyard that dances May; Zounds! wherefore cannot I attract her glances Over the way? Half out she leans to watch a tumbling brat, But I'm in love she never pities that! I go to the same church -- a love-lost labour; Haunt all her walks, and dodge her at the play; She does not seem to know she has a neighbour Over the way At private theatres she never acts; No Crown-and-Anchor balls her fancy sway; Over the way! To billets-doux by post she shows no favour To break my window-pains to my enslaver I play the flute, she heeds not my chromatics, I wish a fire would break out in the attics Over the way! My wasted form ought of itself to touch her; And as for butcher's meat-oh! she's my butcher Over the way! At beef I turn; at lamb or veal I pout; I'm weary of my life; without regret I've fitted bullets to my pistol-bore ; I've vowed at times to rush where trumpets bray, Quite sick of number one and number four Over the way! Sometimes my fancy builds up castles airy. Sometimes I dream of her in bridal white, I've cooed with her in dreams, like any turtle, I've snatched her from the Clyde, the Tweed, and Tay; Thrice I have made a grove of that one myrtle Over the way! Thrice I have rowed her in a fairy shallop, Thrice raced to Gretna in a neat "po-shay," And showered crowns to make the horses gallop Over the way! And thrice I've started up from dreams appalling Of killing rivals in a bloody fray There is a young man very fond of calling Oh! happy man Over the way! above all kings in glory, Whoever in her ear may say his say, And add a tale of love to that one story Over the way! Nabob of Arcot - Despot of Japan Sultan of Persia - Emperor of Cathay Much rather would I be the happy man Over the way! With such a lot my heart would be in clover But what - O horror! Postilions and white favours! — all is over Over the way! A NOCTURNAL SKETCH. A NEW STYLE OF BLANK VERSE. EVEN is come; and from the dark Park, hark, Laughing at Liston, while you quiz his phiz. Anon Night comes, and with her wings brings things Such as, with his poetic tongue, Young sung; Who, hasting to her nightly jobs, robs fobs. And while they 're going, whisper low, "No go!" Now puss, while folks are in their beds, treads leads, And sleepers waking, grumble-"Drat that cat!" Who in the gutter caterwauls, squalls, mauls Now Bulls of Bashan, of a prize size, rise Ann's banns And his, from Reverend Mr. Rice, twice, thrice: White ribbons flourish, and a stout shout out, That upward goes, shows Rose knows those bows' woes! |