To speak of every kind of coach, But there is still one vehicle Deserves a little mention; The world a sage has called a stage, The law will transfer house or land For lighter things, watch, brooches, rings, Away it goes, and leaves my nose EPICUREAN REMINISCENCES OF A SENTIMENTALIST. "My Tables! Meat it is, I set it down!" HAMLET. I THINK it was Spring-but not certain I am 'Twas at Christmas, I think, when I met with Miss Chase, Yes,- for Morris had asked me to dine,— And I thought I had never beheld such a face, Or so noble a turkey and chine. [wild, Placed close by her side, it made others quite With sheer envy to witness my luck; How she blushed as I gave her some turtle, and smiled As I afterwards offered some duck. I looked and I languished, alas, to my cost, Through three courses of dishes and meats; Getting deeper in love but my heart was quite lost, When it came to the trifle and sweets! With a rent-roll that told of my houses and land, And then to herself I presented my hand, I asked her to have me for weal or for woe, I can't tell the date but we married, I know, We went to it certainly was the seaside; For the next, the most blessed of morns, I remember how fondly I gazed at my bride, O never may memory lose sight of that year, So happy, like hours, all our days seemed to haste, A long life I looked for of bliss with my bride, But then Death — I neʼer dreamt about that! Oh there's nothing is certain in life, as I cried, When my turbot eloped with the cat! My dearest took ill at the turn of the year, In vain she was doctored, in vain she was dosed, For months still I lingered in hope and in doubt, While her form it grew wasted and thin; But the last dying spark of existence went out, As the oysters were just coming in! She died, and she left me the saddest of men Oh, I felt all the power of solitude then, But when I beheld Virtue's friends in their cloaks, And with sorrowful crape on their hats, O my grief poured a flood! and the out-of-door folks Were all crying-I think it was sprats! I'M NOT A SINGLE MAN. "Double, single, and the rub." HOYLE. "This, this is Solitude."- BYRON. I. WELL, I confess, I did not guess A simple marriage vow Such unkind women now ! They need not, sure, as distant be As Java or Japan, Yet every Miss reminds me this I'm not a single man ! II. Once they made choice of my bass voice To share in each duet ; So well I danced, I somehow chanced To stand in every set: They now declare I cannot sing, And dance on Bruin's plan; Me draw me paint! I'm not a single man! me any thing! : III. Once I was asked advice, and tasked And "would I read that passage out They then could bear to hear one read; But if I now began, How they would snub, "My pretty page," IV. One used to stitch a collar then, Another hemmed a frill; I once could get a button on, My buttons then were Bachelor's VOL. III. |