Where ever and anon, with
A ghastly head!
While two impatient arms still beat the bed,
Like a strong swimmer's struggling with the surges; There Life and Death are on their battle-plain, With many a mortal ecstasy of pain-
What shall support the body in its trial, Cool the hot blood, wild dream, and parching skin, And tame the raging Malady within—
A sniff of Next-to-Nothing in a phial ?
Oh! Doctor Hahnemann, if here I laugh And cry together, half and half, Excuse me, 'tis a mood the subject brings, To think, whilst I have crowed like chanticleer, Perchance, from some dull eye the hopeless tear Hath gushed with my light levity at schism,
To mourn some Martyr of Empiricism : Perchance, upon thy system, I have given
A pang, superfluous, to the pains of Sorrow,
Who weeps with Memory from morn till even; Where comfort there is none to lend or borrow, Sighing to one sad strain,
"She will not come again,
To-morrow, nor to-morrow, nor to-morrow!"
Doctor, forgive me, if I dare prescribe A rule for thee thyself, and all thy tribe, Inserting a few serious words by stealth; Above all price of wealth
The Body's Jewel-not for minds profane, Or hands, to tamper with in practice vain- Like to a Woman's Virtue is Man's Health.
A heavenly gift within a holy shrine!
To be approached and touched with serious fear, By hands made pure, and hearts of faith severe, Ev'n as the Priesthood of the ONE divine!
But, zounds! each fellow with a suit of black, And, strange to fame,
With a diploma'd name,
That carries two more letters pick-a-back, With cane, and snuffbox, powdered wig, and block, Invents his dose, as if it were a chrism,
And dares to treat our wondrous mechanism Familiar as the works of old Dutch clock; Yet, how would common sense esteem the man, Oh how, my unrelated German cousin,
Who having some such time-keeper on trial, And finding it too fast, enforced the dial, To strike upon the Homoeopathic plan Of fourteen to the dozen?
Take my advice, 'tis given without a fee, Drown, drown your book ten thousand fathoms deep, Like Prospero's, beneath the briny sea, For spells of magic have all gone to sleep! Leave no decillionth fragment of your works To help the interest of quacking Burkes; Aid not in murdering even widows' mites- And now forgive me for my candid zeal, I had not said so much, but that I feel Should you take ill what here my Muse indites, An Ode-ling more will set you all to rights.
ODE FOR ST. CECILIA'S EVE'
"Look out for squalls."-THE PILOT.
O COME, dear Barney Isaacs, come, Punch for one night can spare his drum As well as pipes of Pan!
Forget not, Popkins, your bassoon, Nor, Mister Bray, your horn, as soon As you can leave the Van;
Blind Billy, bring your violin ;
Miss Crow, you're great in Cherry Ripe!
And Chubb, your viol must drop in Its bass to Soger Tommy's pipe.
Ye butchers, bring your bones:
An organ would not be amiss; If grinding Jim has spouted his,
Lend your's, good Mister Jones.
Do, hurdy-gurdy Jenny-do Keep sober for an hour or two, Music's charms to help to paint And, Sandy Gray, if you should not Your bagpipes bring-O tuneful Scot! Conceive the feelings of the Saint!
Miss Strummel issues an invite, For music, and turn-out to night In honor of Cecilia's session; But ere you go, one moment stop, And with all kindness let me drop A hint to you and your profession. Imprimis then: Pray keep within The bounds to which your skill was born;
Let the one-handed let alone Trombone, Don't Rheumatiz! seize the violin, Or Ashmy snatch the horn!
Don't ever to such rows give birth, As if you had no end on earth
Except to "wake the lyre;"
Don't "strike the harp," pray never do,
Till others long to strike it too,
Perpetual harping's apt to tire;
Oh I have heard such flat-and-sharpers,
I've blest the head
Of good King Ned,
For scragging all those old Welsh Harpers!
Pray, never, ere each tuneful doing, Take a prodigious deal of wooing; And then sit down to thrum the strain, As if you'd never rise again- The least Cecilia-like of things; Remember that the Saint has wings. I've known Miss Strummel pause an hour, Ere she could "Pluck the Fairest Flower," Yet without hesitation, she
Plunged next into the "Deep, Deep Sea," And when on the keys she does begin, Such awful torments soon you share, She really seems like Milton's "Sin," Holding the keys of-you know where ! Never tweak people's ears so toughly, That urchin-like they can't help saying— "O dear! O dear-you call this playing, But oh, it's playing very roughly!" Oft, in the ecstacy of pain,
I've cursed all instrumental workmen, Wished Broadwood Thurtelled in a lane, And Kirke White's fate to every Kirkman-- I really once delighted spied "Clementi Collard" in Cheapside.
Another word-don't be surprised, Revered and ragged street Musicians, You have been only half-baptised, And each name proper, or improper, Is not the value of a copper, Till it has had the due additions, Husky, Rusky,
Ninny, Tinny,
Hummel, Bummel,
Bowski, Wowski,
All these are very good selectables ; But none of your plain pudding-and-tames— Folks that are called the hardest names
Are music's most respectables.
Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man,
Look as foreign as you can,
Don't cut your hair, or wash your skin, Make ugly faces and begin.
Each Dingy Orpheus gravely hears, And now to show they understand it ! Miss Crow her scrannel throttle clears,
And all the rest prepare to band it. Each scraper ripe for concertante, Rozins the hair of Rozinante :
Then all sound A, if they know which, That they may join like birds in June: Jack Tar alone neglects to tune,
For he's all over concert-pitch.
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