And do not touch the shrimps; When I was in my briny grave, They sucked my blood like imps! "Don't eat what brutes would never eat, They'll know the smell they used to smell, The Spirit fled-they wept his fate, "Let's try if Jack was Jack!" They called the Dog, they called the Cat, And down they put the Cod and sauce, Old Tray licked all the oysters up, The thing was odd, and minus Cod A WATERLOO BALLAD. To Waterloo, with sad ado, "O prithee tell, good sentinel, If I shall find him here? "Into our town a serjeant came "They taught him how to turn his toes, And stand as stiff as starch I thought that it was love and May, "A sorry March indeed to leave The friends he might have kep'— No March of Intellect it was, "O prithee tell, good sentinel, I want a corse with reddish hair, Her sorrow on the sentinel Appeared to deeply strike;"Walk in," he said, "among the dead, And pick out which you like." And soon she picked out Peter Stone, A cannon was his bolster, and His mattrass was a horse. "O Peter Stone, O Peter Stone, Lord here has been a scrimmage! What have they done to your poor breast That used to hold my image?" "O Patty Head, O Patty Head, You're come to my last kissing; Before I'm set in the Gazette As wounded, dead, and missing! "Alas! a splinter of a shell "This very night a merry dance "Its billet every bullet has, I wish mine had n't come so straight,. "Next thing a lancer, with his lance, Began to thrust away; I called for quarter, but, alas! It was not Quarter-day. "He ran his spear right through my arm, Just here above the joint;O Patty dear, it was no joke, Although it had a point. "With loss of blood I fainted off, As dead as women do But soon by charging over me, The Coldstream brought me to. "With kicks and cuts, and balls and blows, I throb and ache all over; I'm quite convinced the field of Mars Is not a field of clover! "Q why did I a soldier turn I might have been a butcher, and "O why did I the bounty take "Farewell, my regimental mates, My corps is changed, and I am now, "Farewell, my Patty dear, I have Except, when I am dead, you'll go THE DUEL. A SERIOUS BALLAD. "Like the two Kings of Brentford smelling at one nosegay." IN Brentford town, of old renown, There lived a Mr. Bray, Who fell in love with Lucy Bell, And so did Mr. Clay. To see her ride from Hammersmith, By all it was allowed, Such fair outsides are seldom seen, Such Angels on a Cloud. Said Mr. Bray to Mr. Clay, You choose to rival me, And court Miss Bell, but there your court Unless you now give up your suit, I who have shot a pigeon match, |