"The moon's at full-and I am in her thought- "I fill her thoughts-her memory's vice gerent? This-that-heads-tails--thoughts jumbled uncontrolled As onions, turnips, meat, in boiling broth, "Fool that I was to let a baby face A full one-like a hunter's-round and red— Ass that I am, to give her more a place Within this heart"-and here he struck his head. "Sdeath are the almanac-compilers dead? But no 'tis all an artifice-a trick, Some newer face-some dandy underbred— "The moon is full'-where's her infernal scrawl? Will ever your dear image thus recall' My image? Mine! She'd barter it away For Pretty Poll's on an Italian's tray! Three weeks, full weeks-it is too plain-too bad- "Oh Nature! wherefore did you frame a lip So fair for falsehood? Wherefore have you dressed Deceit so angel-like?" With sudden rip He tore six new buff buttons from his vest, And groped with hand impetuous at his breast, As if some flea from Juno's fleecy curls Had skipped to batten on a human chest, But no-the hand comes forth, and down it hurls Yet long upon the floor it did not tarry, Before another outrage could be planned: He only saw in that fair face, so bland, Look how he would at it, East, West, North, South, moon, a full one, with eyes, nose, and mouth. A "I'll go to her,"-herewith his hat he touched, And gave his arm a most heroic brandish; "But no-I'll write"-and here a spoon he clutched, And rammed it with such fury in the standish, A sable flood, like Niger the outlandish, Came rushing forth-Oh Antics and Buffoons! Ye never danced a caper so ran-tan-dish; He jumped, thumped-tore-swore, more than ten dragoons At all nights, noons, moons, spoons, and pantaloons! But soon ashamed, or weary, of such dancing, Long while he rocked like Yankee in his chair, And set his crest up like a cockatoo ; And trampled with his hoofs, a mere Yahoo: The letter done and closed, he lit his taper, Soon sped the letter-thanks to modern plans, But take a good twelve minutes to the mile On Monday morning, just at ten o'clock, As Ellen hummed "The Young May Moon" the while, Her ear was startled by that double knock Which thrills the nerves like an electric shock ! Her right hand instantly forgot its cunning, The jug that o'er her ten-week-stocks had hung; Alas! how sanguine are the fond and young- Too dear at any price-had she but paid Nothing and taken discount, it was dear; She tried to pierce a mystery as clear Yet Ellen, like most misses in the land, Had sipped sky blue, through certain of her teens, At one of those establishments which stand In highways, byways, squares, and village greens; -a name that always means 'T was called "The Grove," Two poplars stand like sentries at the gateEach window had its close Venetian screens And Holland blind, to keep in a cool state The twenty-four Young Ladies of Miss Bate. But when the screens were left unclosed by chance, Revealed a little dimity white bed; Each lower one a cropped or curly head ; And thrice a week, for soul's and health's economies, Like coupled hounds, whipped in by two she-dominies And thus their studies they pursued:-On Sunday, Mutton, French, pancakes, grammar-of a Monday; From this repertory of female learning Came Ellen once a quarter, always fatter! To gratify the eyes of parents yearning. "T was evident in bolsters, beef, and batter, Hard dumplings, and rice-milk, she did not smatter, But heartily, as Jenkins says, "demollidge;" But as for any learning, not to flatter, As often happens when girls leave their college, At Long Division sums she had no chance, And Priscian suffered in her English talk: |