202 He is not dark, he is not tall- But smiles his teeth to show; With sandy hair and greyish eyes-— He wears no plumes or Spanish cloaks, Lord Byron-like-he's not a Bard— He's rather bald, his sight is weak, But then-he's worth a plum. He talks of stocks and three per cents, Of Spanish Bonds, and shares, and rents There's no Romance in that! I sing--no matter what I sing, Di Tanti-or Crudel, Tom Bowling, or God save the King, Di piacer-All's well; He knows no more about a voice For singing than a gnat- There's no Romance in that! Of light guitar I cannot boast, He never serenades; He writes, and sends it by the post, That startles half of Bedford Row- He comes at nine in time to choose I've long had Pa's and Ma's consent, Will make me Mrs. Pratt, Of Number Twenty, Sussex Place— There's no Romance in that." THE SCHOOLMASTER'S MOTTO. "The Admiral compelled them all to strike."-LIFE OF NELSON, HUSH! silence in School-not a noise! You shall soon see there's nothing to jeer at, Master Marsh, most audacious of boys! Come!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!" So this morn, in the midst of the Psalm, You wilful young rebel, and dunce! This offence all your sins shall appear at, You shall have a good caning at onceThere!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!'' You are backward, you know, in each verb, You said Master Twigg stole the plums, When the orchard he never was near at, I'll not punish wrong fingers or thumbsThere!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!" You make Master Taylor your butt, And this morning his face you threw beer at, And you struck him-do you like a cut? There!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!" Little Biddle you likewise distress, You are always his hair, or his ear atHe's my Opt, Sir, and you are my Pess: There!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!" Then you had a pitcht fight with young Rous, There!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!” You have made, too, a plot in the night I'll teach you to draw, you young dog! You have run up a bill at a shop That in paying you'll be a whole year at— You've but twopence a week, Sir, to stop! There!" Palmam qui meruit ferat!" Then at dinner you 're quite cock-a-hoop, T'other day, when I fell o'er the form, 206 Why, you rascal! you insolent brat! All my talking you don't shed a tear at, HUGGINS AND DUGGINS. A PASTORAL AFTER POPE. Two swains or clowns-but call them swains- HUGGINS. Of all the girls about our place, There's one beats all in form and face; Search through all Great and Little Bumpstead, To groves DUGGINS. and streams I tell my flame, I make the cliffs repeat her name: When I'm inspired by gills and noggins, The rocks re-echo Sally Hoggins! |