Their scaly armour's Syrian hue The hapless Nymph with wonder saw : She stretch'd, in vain, to reach the prize-- Presumptuous maid! with looks intent Eight times emerging from the flood No Dolphin came, no Nereid stirr'd, From hence, ye Beauties! undeceived T Not all that tempts your wandering eyes Thomas Gray. 1 Cf. All thing which that shineth as the gold Ne is no gold, as I have heard it told.'-Chaucer. AN ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF A MAD DOG GOOD people all of every sort In Islington there was a man Of whom the world might say, A kind and gentle heart he had, And in that town a dog was found, Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound, And curs of low degree. This dog and man at first were friends; Around from all the neighb'ring streets The wond'ring neighbours ran, The wound it seem'd both sore and sad And while they swore the dog was-mad, They swore the man would die. But soon a wonder came to light, The dog it was that died. Oliver Goldsmith. THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN JOHN GILPIN was a citizen Of credit and renown, A train-band1 captain eke was he John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we To-morrow is our wedding-day, My sister, and my sister's child Will fill the chaise; so you must ride 1 Militia B He soon replied " I do admire And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. "I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know Quoth Mrs Gilpin- That's well said; John Gilpin kiss'd his loving wife; That, though on pleasure she was bent, The morning came, the chaise was brought, To drive up to the door, lest all Should say that she was proud. So three doors off the chaise was stay'd, Six precious souls, and all agog To dash through thick and thin! Smack went the whip, round went the wheels, Were never folks so glad, The stones did rattle underneath As if Cheapside were mad. 1 A cloth-finisher. John Gilpin at his horse's side For saddle-tree scarce reached he, When, turning round his head, he saw So down he came; for loss of time, 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, When Betty screaming came down stairs— "The wine is left behind! ? "Good lack!' quoth he, yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, In which I bear my trusty sword Now Mistress Gilpin (careful soul!) Each bottle had a curling ear, And hung a bottle on each side, |