LOVE'S PROBATION. IS said that love, the more 'tis tried, She who with love's best joys would fain To hope in vain, in vain to sigh, And now, her mis'ries to refine, To Fate she's forced to yield him; Cease, lovers, to bewail her; He comes! and in her trembling arms THE REWARD OF FIDELITY. HE storm had ceas'd, the vessel, striving, surviving, Jack pined his destiny forlorn: "Where are those friends whom late I cherish'd, “Where is my love, my charming Kitty? Alas! unmindful of my grief, To others' woes she gives her pity, Nor thinks her Jack most wants relief. But see what numbers curious thronging, To view our mis'ry, crowd the strand; Hard fate's perhaps my life prolonging For murder in a foreign land. "But do my flatt'ring eyes deceive me? Or, if they do, what outstretch'd arms HONESTY IN TATTERS. HIS here's what I does-I, d'ye see, a notion forms That our troubles, our sorrows, and strife, Are the winds and the billows that ferment the ocean, As we work through the passage of life: And, for fear on life's sea lest the vessel should founder, To lament, and to weep, and to wail, Is a pop-gun that tries to outroar a nine-pounder, All the same as a whiff in a gale. Why now I, though hard fortune has pretty near starved me, And my togs are all ragged and queer, Ne'er yet gave the bag to the friend that had served me, Or caused ruined beauty a tear. Now there, t'other day, when my messmate deceived Do me, Stole my rhino, my chest, and our Poll, you think in revenge, while their treachery grieved me, I a court-martial call'd?-Not at all. This here on the matter was my way of argu'ing"Tis true, they han't left me a cross; A vile wife and false friend, though, are gone by the bargain, So the gain, d'ye see's more than the loss. For though fortune's a jilt and has pretty, &c. The heart's all;-when that's built as it should, sound and clever, We go 'fore the wind like a fly; But if rotten and crank, you may luff up You'll always sail in the wind's eye: for ever, With palaver and nonsense I'm not to be paid off; A gale, a fresh breeze, or the old gemman's head off, Content, though hard fortune, &c. THE PRESSGANG. (by Carey H! where will you hurry my dearest? And shield him from future alarms. In vain you insult and deride me, And make but a scoff at my woes: Think not of the merciless ocean, So soon shall the sea be my grave. THE VETERAN IN RETIREMENT. HOUGH laid up in port, I am not outward bound; In my upper works there's nothing My rudder and compass are both safe and sound, I am decently stored with the comforts of life; And, what's more, I've a berth in the heart of my wife My lovely, my valuable Nancy. I well know that weevils and rats play me pranks, Lord help the poor things!-they can't hurt my good name; Let them pilch, then, away to their fancy: They may pilfer my money, injure my fame, But they never can rob me of Nancy. As well may the French kick against Dover rock, That keeps ev'ry threat at a distance: All folly I pity, at slander I mock, And I envy no one in existence. And when I am boarded by grim Captain Death, I'll strike like a man, and yield up my last breath |