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TRANSLATION OF THE "CHANSON IMPROVISEE," IN THE PORT

FOLIO FOR MAY, 1814.

To a lady who said we are all fond of scolding.

TRUE, fair one, true; I must confess
Your censure is but just and right,

And every mortal, more or less,

In scolding others takes delight.
Yet since the thunder scolds on high
So oft in such a furious passion,
Can it be wrong that you and I

Should imitate the heavenly fashion?

How many times we read, of old,
Did Juno pull her husband's curls,
And in celestial anger scold

At his attention to the girls!

And Vulcan, too, that ugly limper,
Poor Venus gave full many a lecture,
When in a careless smile or simper

(If Mars were nigh) he could detect her.

But let all candid praise be render'd
To those to whom 'tis justly due,
The palm in scolding be surrender'd
By self-sufficient man to you.
And let him-mere two-legg'd brute,
A bearded, coarse, inferior creature,

Resign this highest attribute

Of the most perfect work of Nature.

N.

We solicit from some of our classical readers a translation of the following elegy, for the next or subsequent number of the Port Folio.

In obitum Gulielmi Thomson, humaniorum Literarum et Graca
Lingua Professoris præclari Aula Nassovicæ Ædibus; qui urbe
Philadelphiensi septimo Kal. Septembris, A. D. 1812, supremum
spiritum exhalavit.

Attigit et tandem vitæ ultima doctus amicus,
Spiritus atque Deo cœlipetens rediit.

VOL. III.

4 I

Nunc caput illius immotum jacet illic amatum,
Insignis de aliis qui toties meruit.

Qui Domino moritur benedictus, namque quiescit
Usque labore suo, dum comitatur opus.
Amplius haud rerum civilibus obrutus undis,
Nunc vacuus curis, abditus est tumulo.
Abditus et tumulo, crambe non pressus iniqua,
Quæ repetita premit, suffocat atque necat!
Munere namque impleto non terrestria curat,
Manibus hæc sordent; omnibus atque piis.

Sæpius in silvis Academi vadimus ambo,
Nobis ac eadem præbuit herba torum.
Sæpius ac læti campos peragravimus una
Margine Limi Albi propter aquæ fluvios.
Sæpius et Juvenum classis recitavit ALETHI,*
Dulcis Alethes! Te carmine quo referam?

Namque modo hic cecinit pulchrè quæ scripsit Homerus,
Deinde legens cecinit nunc Ciceronis opus.
Maonida versus olim cantavit Alethes;

Tempora mutantur, cantus et iste silet.

Ullus adest sylvis qui nunc certaret Alethi?
Urbibus aut campis qui canat huic similis?

Vallibus atque Nova cecinit THOMSONIUS Arca,
Unde abiit clarus, flebilis atque bonis.
Montibus ac vestris cecinit, vos Protopolita-
Hinc cessit vestrum deliciumque decus.
Nassovica quando similem huic spectabitis Aula,
Doctrina, ingenio, moribus atque piis?
Cur ita in hunc dignum sævi jurastis acerbi?
Heu! tanti sceleris pœniteat miseros!
Nam Vos, sicut Erostratus olim templa Dianæ,
Ussistis flammis Gymnasium tremulis!

Præmia rara dabunt homines doctoribus æqua,
Quos cruciant vinclis, litibus, exilio.

* Ja. Davidson, M. D. linguarum Professori Universitate Philadelphiensi.

Clara at in æternum durabunt nomina THOMSON,
Doctrina, linguis, moribus ac studio.

Philadelphia, Septimo Kal. Jan. A. D. 1813.

JA. Ross

SEPARATION SONG. BY H. C. KNIGHT.

Written at the request, and sung at the separation of the senior Sophisters in College, July, 1812.

The Curtain is rising, the Stage-Board is free,
The Drama is LIFE, and the Actors are WE;
Whether Peasant or King,

It is much the same thing,

If costume, deportment, and station agree.

CHORUS.

From debut to our exit, in scenes new, or rife,
We will act well our part in the Drama of Life!

Here are embryon LAWYERS, with consciences pliant, • Whose barbarous Law-terms will throttle a giant; With plea dipt in honey,

They'll inveigle the money,

And for Gold barter Law with their purse-lighten'd Client.

CHORUS.

So resplendent their sun, it his vision will blind,
And a Dark-lantern prove to illumine his mind.

Here are DOCTORS, who ever with Health are at strife,
Whose Nostrums are all Panaceas for life;

Who will mount in a trice,

With obstetric advice,

When LUCINA is kind to a dutiful wife.

CHORUS.

If defeated by Health in their killing vocation,

Let them turn to State-Tinkers, and solder the Nation.

Here are PARSONS, who shortly will thunder and lighten,
And their cloud-involv'd Auditors wofully frighten,

While terrific they tell,

Of old Beelzebub's cell,

With seldom a Hope-Ray the prospect to brighten.

CHORUS.

A grave looking Priest, with HIS orthodox Sermon,
Now thunders of Sinai!—now dewdrops of Hermon!

Here are STATESMEN, perchance, future Guides of the Na-
tion;

And, Now, while we deprecate dire devastation;

May they firmly retrace

Our retrograde race,

And their talents exert for their Country's salvation.

CHORUS.

Our necks we will bow to no haughty Pretender,
Nor tamely our National Birth-Right surrender!

While the Clangour of ARMS is exciting commotion,*
And the blood-token Banners stream over the OCEAN;
While Death-Vultures are screaming,
And War-Weapons gleaming,

We will pledge to our Country our warmest devotion.

CHORUS.

Our inherent Rights, if our Olive be stain'd,

By our purest heart's-blood shall be strongly maintain'd!

O our Country!—but late, and how calm was thy rest!
Now, effulgent, the War-Beacon flames in the WEST;
In the portentous sky;

We dire omens descry-t

Oh! Wo to our country!—distracted!—unblest!

CHORUS.

To our brave Native-Land we our Energies owe,
Then HEALTH to her PATRIOT!-DEATH to her Fox!!

All hail to the LADIES! never dream of Despair!

Be a strong re-inforcement of Lovers your care!

* WAR declared June eighteenth by the United States of America against Great Britain and Ireland.

† About this time appeared a COMET, which excited the consterna. tion of the Ignorant, and the forebodings of the Superstitious.

We are coming from COLLEGE,
Running over with knowledge,

And gallantly plight our devoirs to the Fair.

CHORUS.

Now pledge to the Sex which is Human-Divine, May they sparkle and bloom like a Bumper of Wine! Our Tutelage past,-now farewell to our MOTHER! And bid we God-speed each Collegiate Brother! We dissolve our alliance

In the Traffic of Science,

And the MANTLE of FRIENDSHIP throw over each other.

CHORUS.

Though the Bands of our Classical Union dissever,
Our TIES of AFFECTION shall strengthen forever!

VIRTUE AND VICE, AN ANTITHETICAL PARALLEL. BY THE SAME. Virtue is Phosphor, bright-ascending,

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