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TO LORD WHARNCLIFFE, ON HIS GAME BILL

I'M fond of partridges, I'm fond of snipes,
I'm fond of black cocks, for they're very good cocks-
I'm fond of wild ducks, and I'm fond of woodcocks,
And grouse that set up such strange moorish pipes.
I'm fond of pheasants with their splendid stripes-
I'm fond of hares, whether from Whig or Tory-
I'm fond of capercailzies in their glory,-
Teal, widgeons, plovers, birds in all their types:
All these are in your care, Law-giving Peer,
And when you next address your Lordly Babel,
Some clause put in your Bill, precise and clear,
With due and fit provision to enable

A man that holds all kinds of game so dear
To keep, like Crockford, a good Gaming Table.

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LITERARY REMINISCENCES

'Dornton & Co. may challenge the world, the house of Hope perhaps excepted.'-Road to Ruin.

TIME was, I sat upon a lofty stool,
At lofty desk, and with a clerkly pen
Began each morning, at the stroke of ten,
To write in Bell & Co.'s commercial school;
In Warnford Court, a shady nook and cool,
The favourite retreat of merchant men ;
Yet would my quill turn vagrant even then,
And take stray dips in the Castalian pool.
Now double entry-now a flowery trope—
Mingling poetic honey with trade wax—

Blogg, Brothers-Milton-Grote and Prescott-Pope-
Bristles-and Hogg-Glyn Mills and Halifax-
Rogers and Towgood-Hemp-the Bard of Hope-
Barilla-Byron-Tallow-Burns-and Flax!

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ODE TO PERRY

THE INVENTOR OF THE PATENT PERRYAN PEN

In this good work, Penn appears the greatest, usefullest of God's instruments. Firm and unbending when the exigency requires it-soft and yielding when rigid inflexibility is not a desideratum,-fluent and flowing at need, for eloquent rapidity-slow and retentive in cases of deliberation -never spluttering or by amplification going wide of the mark-never splitting, if it can be helped, with any one, but ready to wear itself out rather in their service-all things as it were with all men.ready to embrace the hand of Jew, Christian, or Mahometan,-heavy with the German, light with the Italian, oblique with the English, upright with the Roman, backward in coming forward with the Hebrew,-in short, for flexibility, amiability, constitutional durability, general ability, and universal utility, it would be hard to find a parallel to the great Penn.'

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Perry's Characteristics of a Settler.

To Penrith, Penrhyn, even to Pen

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Did Lord Glengall not frame a mental pray'r, Wishing devoutly he was Lord knowswhere ?

Nay, did not Jerrold, in enormous drouth,

While doubtful of Nell Gwynne's eventful luck,

Squeeze out and suck More oranges with his one fevered mouth,

Than Nelly had to hawk from North to South?

Yea, Buckstone, changing colour like a mullet,

Refused, on an occasion, once, twice, thrice,

From his best friend, an ice,

Lest it should hiss in his own red-hot gullet.

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Doth punning Peake not sit upon the points

Of his own jokes, and shake in all his joints,

During their trial?
'Tis past denial.

And does not Pocock, feeling, like a peacock,

All eyes upon him turn to very meacock ?

And does not Planché, tremulous and blank,

Meanwhile his personages tread the boards,

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Seem goaded by sharp swords, And call'd upon himself to walk the plank '?

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As for the Dances, Charles and George to boot

What have they more

Of ease and rest, for sole of either foot, Than bear that capers on a hotted floor?

XI

Thus pending-does not Mathews, at sad shift

For voice, croak like a frog in waters fenny?

Serle seem upon the surly seas adrift ? And Kenny think he's going to Kilkenny ?

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Haynes Bayly feel Old ditto, with the note

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Of Cotton in his ear, a mortal grapple About his arms, and Adam's apple

Big as a fine Dutch codling in his throat?

Did Rodwell, on his chimney-piece, desire

Or not to take a jump into the fire ? Did Wade feel as composed as music can ?

And was not Bernard his own Nervous Man?

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