ADDRESS TO MARIA DARLINGTON,1 • It was Maria!— ON HER RETURN TO THE STAGE And better fate did Maria deserve than to have her banns forbid She had, since that, she told me, strayed as far as Rome, and walked round St. Peter's onceand return'd back.'-See the whole story in Sterne and the newspapers. I THOU art come back again to the stage, Quite as blooming as when thou didst leave it ; And 'tis well for this fortunate age That thou didst not, by going off, grieve it! It is pleasant to see thee again Right pleasant to see thee, by Herclé, And free from that thou-and-thee Berkeley ! 2 Thy sweet foot, my Foote, is as light (Not my Foote-I speak by correction) As the snow on some mountain at night, Or the snow that has long on thy neck shone. The Boxes impatient to greet thee, The Galleries quite clam'rous to see thee, 3 Ah, where was thy sacred retreat? Far away from all peace and pea-green! I envy the place thou hast stroll'd, If a stroller thou art-which thou'rt not! 4 Sterne met thee, poor wandering thing, He bade thee to sorrow no more He wish'd thee to lull thy distress ΤΟ 20 30 In his bosom-he couldn't do more, And a Christian could hardly do less! [This was written jointly by Hood and Reynolds. For those pieces by Reynolds alone, see the appendix ] с WHIMS AND ODDITIES. FIRST SERIES (1826. Fourth edition 1829) 'O Cicero! Cicero! if to pun be a crime, 'tis a crime I have learned of thee: O Bias! Bias! if to pun be a crime, by thy example I was biassed.'-Scriblerus. A VALENTINE I OH! cruel heart! ere these posthumous papers Have only lighted me the way to death. 2 Ah! when those eyes, like tapers, burned so blue, With my last pen-before that I effect 3 Full soon these living eyes, now liquid bright, Will turn dead dull, and wear no radiance, save They shed a dreary and inhuman light, Illumed within by glow-worms of the grave; These ruddy cheeks, so pleasant to the sight, These lusty legs, and all the limbs I have, Will keep Death's carnival, and, foul or fresh, Must bid farewell, a long farewell, to flesh ! 4 Yea, and this very heart, that dies for thee, As now thou art but will not tears of woe 5 And when thy soul is buried in a sleep, Of such a spectre-what, if I should creep Within thy presence in such dismal seeming ? 6 Then will thy heart confess thee, and reprove Will eat into thy heart, as if in stone: And all the lovers that around thee move, Will read my fate, and tremble for their own; And strike upon their heartless breasts, and sigh, 'Man, born of woman, must of woman die!' 7 Mine eyes grow dropsical-I can no more And what is written thou may'st scorn to read, But one last word wrung from its aching core, That one last word-that fare-fare-fare thee well! LOVE O LOVE! what art thou, Love? the ace of hearts, In life's odd carnival ; —a boy that shoots, From ladies' eyes, such mortal woundy darts; A gardener, pulling heart's-ease up by the roots; O Love, what art thou, Love? a wicked thing, A melancholy man, cross-gartering ? Grave ripe-faced wisdom made an April fool? A youngster, tilting at a wedding-ring ? A sinner, sitting on a cuttie stool? A Ferdinand de Something in a hovel, O Love! what art thou, Love? one that is bad A poor bewildered maid, making so sad A poet, gone unreasonably mad, Ending his sonnets with a hempen line? O Love!-but whither now? forgive me, pray; 10 20 |