dissatisfied, when she disapproves of my taste or sentiments, it is the certain source of a quarrel; and while we perfectly agree as to our general plan of life, and every essential circumstance of our domestic economy, this silly fancy, that I must eat, dress, think, and speak, precisely as she would have me, while she will not accommodate herself to me in the most trifling of these particulars, gives me perpetual uneasiness; and with almost every thing I could wish, a genteel income, a good reputation, promising children, and a virtuous wife, whom I sincerely esteem, I have the mortification to find myself absolutely unhappy.

"am sure this foible of my poor wife's will appear to you, Mr. Mirror, in its proper light; your making it appear so to her, may be the means of alleviating our mutual distress; for, to tell you the truth, I believe she is almost as great a sufferer as I am. I hope you will gratify me in this desire ; by doing so you may be of general service, and will particularly oblige

Your constant reader, and
Obedient humble servant,


On comparing these two letters it is evident that, from the want of that complacency mentioned in the beginning of this paper, the very sensibility of temper, and strength of affection, which, under its inAuence, would have made this good couple happy, has had a quite contrary effect. The source of the disquiet they complain of, is nothing else than the want of that respect for the taste, feelings, and opinions of each other, which constitutes the disposition I have recommended above, and which, so far from being inconsistent with a reasonable desire of reforming each other in these particulars, is the most probable means of accomplishing it.

Nor is the case of Mr. and Mrs. Gold singular in this respect. By much the greatest part of domestic quarrels originate from the want of this pliancy of disposition, which people seem, very absurdly, to suppose may be dispensed with in trifles. I have known a man who would have parted with half his estate to serve a friend, to whom he would not have yielded a hair's breadth in an argument. But the Besser virtues must be attended to as well as the greater ; the manners as well as the duties of life. They form a sort of pocket coin, which, though it does not enter into great and important transactions, is absolutely necessary for common and ordinary intercourse.-K.

N° 34. SATURDAY, MAY 22, 1779.

In compliance with a promise I made my readers at the close of last Saturday's paper (at least it was that sort of promise which a man keeps when the thing suits his inclination), I proceed to give them an account of that dinner to which my friend Mr. Umphraville and I were invited by his cousin Mr. Bearskin.

On our way to the house, I perceived certain symptoms of dissatisfaction, which my friend could not help bringing forth, though he durst not impute them to the right cause, as I have heard of nien beating their wives at home, to revenge themselves for the crosses they had met with abroad.


complained of the moistness of the weather, and the dirtiness of the street; was quite fatigued with the length of the way (Mr. Bearskin's house being fashionably eccentric), and almost cursed the tailor for the tightness of a suit of clothes, which he had bespoke on his arrival in town, and had now put on for the first time. His chagrin, I believe, was increased by his having just learned from his lawyer, that the business he came to town about could not he finished at the time he expected, but would probably last a week longer.

When we entered Mr. Bearskin's drawing-room, we found his wife sitting with his three daughters ready to receive us. It was easy to see, by the air of the lady, that she was perfectly mistress of the house, and that her husband was only a secondary person there; he seemed, however, contented with his situation, and an admirer of his wife ; a sort of lap-dog husband (of whom I have seen many), who looks sleek, runs about briskly, and, though he now and then gets a kick from his mistress, is as ready to play over his tricks again as ever.

Mr. Bearskin, after many expressions of his happiness in seeing his cousin in his new house, proposed walking us down stairs again, to begin shewing it from the ground-story upwards. Umphraville, though I saw him sweating at the idea, was ready to follow his conductor, when we were saved by the interposition of the lady, who uttered a · Ösha! Mr. Bearskin,' with so significant a look, that her husband instantly dropped his design, saying, 'to be sure there was not much worth seeing, though he could have wished to have shewn his cousin his study, which he thought was tolerably clever.'-'I thought, Papa,' said the eldest of the Misses, it was not quite in order yet.'—- Why, not altogether;' replied her father: • I have not been able to get up my


heads, as Pope has lost an ear, and Homer the left side of his beard, by the carelessness of a packer ; and I want about three feet and a half of folios of my lowest shelf.'—- I don't care if there was not a folio in the world,' rejoined Miss. Child !' said her mother in a tone of rebuke-Miss bridled up

and was silent;-I smiled;—Umphraville walked to the window, and wiped his forehead.

Bearskin now pulled out his watch, and, telling the hour, said, he wondered his friend Mr. Blubber was not come, as he was generally punctual to a minute. While he spoke, a loud rap at the door announced the expected company; and presently Mr. Blubber, his wife, a son, and two daughters, entered the room. The first had on an old-fashioned pompadour coat with gold buttons, and very voluminous sleeves, his head adorned by a large major wig, with curls as white and as stiff as if they had been cast in plaster of Paris ; but the females, and heir of the family, were dressed in the very height of the mode. Bearskin introduced the old gentleman to his cousin, Mr. Umphraville :--- Mr. Blubber, Sir, a very particular friend of mine, and (turning to me with a whisper) worth fourscore thousand pounds, if he's worth a farthing.' Blubber said, he feared they had kept us waiting; but that his wife and daughters had got under the hands of the hairdresser, and he verily thought would never have done with him. The ladies were too busy to reply to this accusation; they had gone into a committee of inquiry on Mr. Edward Blubber's waistcoat, which had been tamboured, it seems, by his sisters, and was universally declared to be monstrous handsome. The young man himself seemed to be highly delighted with the reflection of it in a mirror that stood opposite to him. * Isn't it vastly pretty, Sir? said one of the young ladies to Umphraville.

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from a reverie, in which I saw, by his countenance, he was meditating on the young gentleman and his waistcoat in no very favourable manner. -I read her countenance too; she thought Umphraville just the fool he did her brother.

Dinner was now announced, and the company, after some ceremonial, got into their places at table, in the centre of which stood a sumptuous épargne, filled, as Bearskin informed us, with the produce of his farm. This joke, which, I suppose, was as regular as the grace before dinner, was explained to the ignorant to mean, that the sweetmeats came from a plantation in one of the West-India islands, in which he had a concern. The épargne itself now produced another dissertation from the ladies, and, like the waistcoat, was also pronounced monstrous handsome. Blubber, taking his eye half off a plate of salmon, to which he had just been helped, observed, that it would come to a handsome price too ;

Sixty ounces, I'll warrant it,' said he; but as the plate tax is now repealed, it will cost but the interest a-keeping.'— La, Papa, said Miss Blubber, ‘ you are always thinking of the money things cost!'

Yes,' added her brother, · Tables of interest are an excellent accompaniment for a dessert.' ---At this speech all the ladies laughed very loud. Blubber said, he was an impudent dog; but seemed to relish his son's wit notwithstanding. Umphraville looked sternly at him; and, had not a glance at his waist. cout set him down as something beneath a man's anger, I do not know what consequences might have followed. During the rest of the entertainment, I could see the fumet of fool and coxcomb on every morsel that Umphraville swallowed, though Mrs. Bearskin, next to whom he sat, was at great pains to help him to the nice bits of every thing within her reach.


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