Swift flew the summons,-it was life or death! To try his Latin charms against Hic acet. He took a seat beside the patient's bed, Saw tongue-felt pulse-examined the bad cheek,— Poked, stroked, pinch'd, kneaded it-hemm'd-shook his head Took a long solemn pause the cause to seek, (Thinking, it seem'd, in Greek,) Then ask'd-'twas Christmas-" Had he eaten grass, To boil them up with copper, Or farthings made of brass; Or if he drank his Hock from dark green glass, There's turtle, and green fat?" To all of which, with serious tone of woe, Indeed he might have said in form auricular, The Doctor was at fault; A thing so new quite brought him to a halt. He could have found their remedy, and soon; From saffron tints to sallow; Then retrospective memory lugg'd in Old Purple Face, the Host at Kentish Town— He knew familiarly, by heat done Brown, From tan to a burnt umber, Ev'n those eruptions he had never seen Nothing of course but a broad Scottish joke!" The Scarlet Fever answer'd, or the Rose- In common practice he had really seen; So matters stood in-doors-meanwhile without, Native or foreign in their dialecticals; 66 "Green faces!" so they all began to comment- Jack in the Green has nothing of the kind— Of such a case had never heard, From Emerald Isle to Cape de Verd; "Or Greenland!" cried the whalers. All tongues were full of the Green man, and still A long half-hour, in needless puzzle, Our Galen's cane had rubbed against his muzzle: He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought And still it came to nought, When up rush'd Betty, loudest of Town Criers, "Lord, Ma'am, the new Police is at the door! It's B, ma'am, Twenty-four,— As brought home Mr. S. to Austin Friars, And says there's nothing but a simple case— By sleeping in the kennel near the Dyer's!" BEN BLUFF. A PATHETIC BALLAD. "Pshaw, you are not on a whaling voyage, where everything that offers is game."-THE PILOT. B EN BLUFF was a whaler, and many a day Had chased the huge fish about Baffin's old Bay, He turn'd up his nose at the fumes of the Coke, So Ben cut his line in a sort of a huff, As soon as his whales had brought profits enough, A big one she was, without figure or waist, But Ben like a Whaler was charm'd with the match, For Greenland was green in his memory still; No craft like the Grampus could work through a floe, What knots she could run, and what tons she could stow. And then that rich smell he preferr'd to the rose, By just nosing the whole without holding his nose ! Now Ben he resolved, one fine Saturday night, A snug Arctic Circle of friends to invite, Old Tars in the trade, who related old tales, And drank, and blew clouds that were "very like whales." Of course with their grog there was plenty of chat, At last they retired, and left Ben to his rest, "A start!" mutter'd Ben, in the Grampus afloat, And made but one jump from the deck to the boat! "Huzza! pull away for the blubber and bone I look on that whale as already my own!" Then groping about by the light of the moon, "Starn all !" he sang out, "as you care for your livesStarn all, as you hope to return to your wives Stand by for the flurry! she throws up the foam! And scarce had he spoken, when lo! bolt upright "Starn all !" echoed Ben, with a movement aback, But too slow to escape from the creature's attack; If flippers it had, they were furnish'd with nails,— "Avast!" shouted Ben, with a sort of a screech, "I've heard a Whale spouting, but here is a speech!" ' 'A-spouting, indeed !-very pretty," said she; "But it's you I'll blow up, not the froth of the sea! "To go to pretend to take me for a fish! "O dearest," cried Ben, "frighten'd out of his life, "Don't think I would go for to murder a wife I must long have bewailed"—" But she only cried Stuff! Don't name it, you brute, you've be-whaled me enough!" "Lord, Polly!" said Ben, "such a deed could I do? I'd rather have murder'd all Wapping than you! Come, forgive what is passed." "O you monster! cried, "It was none of your fault that it passed of one side!" However, at last she inclined to forgive; “But, Ben, take this warning as long as you live— If the love of harpooning so strong must prevail, Take a whale for a wife, not a wife for a whale." she SALLY SIMPKIN'S LAMENT; OR, JOHN JONES'S KIT-CAT-ASTROPHE, "He left his body to the sea, And made a shark his legatee." BRYAN AND PERENNE, H! what is that comes gliding in, And quite in middling haste? "It is not painted to the life, For where's the trowsers blue? |