"TO ALL YOU LADIES." To all you ladies now on land But first would have you understand The Muses, then, and Neptune too, For though the Muses should prove kind, Yet, if rough Neptune rouse the wind Our paper, pen, and ink, and we Then, if we write not by each post, Nor yet conclude our ships are lost Our tears we'll send a speedier way— The King, with wonder and surprise, But let him know it is our tears Bring floods of grief to Whitehall stairs. With a fa la, la. Should foggy Opdam chance to know The Dutch would scorn so weak a foe, Nor what resistance can they find From men who've left their hearts behind? With a fa la, la. Let wind and weather do its worst; Be you to us but kind, Let Dutchmen vapour, Spaniards curse, 'Tis then no matter how things go, Or who's our friend, or who's our foe. To pass our tedious hours away But now our fears tempestuous grow Perhaps permit some happier man When any mournful tune you hear- As if it sighed with each man's care Then think how often love we've made In justice you cannot refuse To think of our distress, When we for hopes of honour lose All these designs are but to prove And now we've told you all our loves, In hopes this declaration moves We have too much of that at sea. With a fa la, la. EARL OF DORSET. [As the foregoing "song" was written by Dorset on the night before an engagement during the first Dutch War, 1665, it may appear to be rather inappropriate to put it into this section of the book; but to my mind there is such a sense of sly humour-or shall we say smiling jollity in which there is no touch of graver things?-running through the whole composition that it would be out of place in any other part of the book.] PROLOGUE TO THE MASQUE OF (Spoken by Garrick, in the Character of a Sailor, Fuddled, and Talking to Himself.) Enters, singing: "How pleasant a sailor's life passes ! There's nothing better, faith-save flip and fighting. I must away-I must What, shall we sons of beef and freedom stoop, What, shall these Parly-voos make such a racket, Still shall old England be your Frenchman's butt?— Whene'er he shuffles should we always cut? I'll to 'em, faith !—Avast! Before I go, Have I not promised Sall to see the show? (Pulls out a playbill.) From this same paper we shall understand What work's to-night-I read your printed hand. First let's refresh a bit; for, faith, I need it! I'll take one sugar-plum (takes tobacco), and then I'll read it. (He reads the bill of "Zara," played that evening.) "At the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane— Will be presen-ta-ted a tragedy called Sarah." I'm glad 'tis Sarah; then our Sall may see Her namesake's tragedy: and as for me, "To which will be added a new maskZounds! why a mask? We sailors hate grimaces: Above-board all-we scorn to hide our faces! But what is here, so very large and plain? "Brit-an-nia". -Oh, Britannia! Good again! Huzza, boys! By the Royal George I swear Tom Coxen and the crew shall straight be there! All free-born souls must take Brit-an-nia's part, And give her three round cheers, with hand and heart! (Going off, he stops.) I wish you landsmen, though, would leave your tricks, Your factions, Parties and damned politics; And, like us honest tars, drink, fight and sing,True to yourselves, your country and your King. GARRICK. THE MIDSHIPMAN. AID me, kind Muse, so whimsical a theme, Boldly I venture on a naval scene, Nor fear the critic's frown, the pedant's spleen. |