143 LETTER IX. AMUSEMENTS Interpone tuis interdum gaudia curis, Nostra fatescit STATIUS, Sylv. lib. iv. 4, vv. 32-34. Iamque mare et tellus nullum discrimen habebant; Omnia pontus erant: deerant quoque littora ponto. The needy-vain, themselves awhile to shun, For dissipation to these dog-holes run; Where each (assuming petty pomp) appears, And quite forgets the shopboard and the shears. For them are cheap amusements: they Beyond the town and take a private dip; mean, OVID, Metamorph. lib. i, vv. 291, 292. They've heard there's danger in a light Common Amusements of a Bathing-place They too can gratis move the quays about, machine; -Morning Rides, Walks, &c.-Company And gather kind replies to every doubt; resorting to the Town-Different Choice of Lodgings-Cheap Indulgences-Sea- There they a pacing, lounging tribe may view, side Walks-Wealthy Invalid-Summer- The stranger's guides, who've little else to do ; Evening on the Sands-Sea Productions- The Borough's placemen, where no more they Water parted from the Sea '-Winter gain Views serene-In what Cases to be avoided -Sailing upon the River-A small Islet of Sand off the Coast-Visited by Company -Covered by the Flowing of the Tide Adventure in that Place. Or our amusements ask you ?-We amuse Or take a morning ride, a novel, or the news; Life passes on; 'tis labour, but we live. When evening comes, our invalids awake, Soon as the season comes, and crowds arrive, Where, through his single light, he may regard Than keeps them idle, civil, poor, and vain, All softness now, then rising with all power, See! those fair nymphs upon that rising strand, Yon long salt lake has parted from the land; pure, To seem in danger, yet to feel secure ; Or, ah! how changed that fearless laugh Observe how various parties take their way, And some apart who feel unpitied pains; feel, To the physician, not the fair, reveal : To this deceit you have but one reply, This is the ancient stock by Wesley led; The varied accent, and the active limb; Whom sainted knights attack in sinners' cause, For not a hireling will the foe pursue. 'A sister's weakness he'll by fits surprise, His her wild laughter, his her piteous cries; And should a pastor at her side attend, He'll use her organs to abuse her friend : These are possessions-unbelieving wits Impute them all to nature: "They're her fits, Caused by commotions in the nerves and brains; Vain talk! but they'll be fitted for their pains. 'These are in part the ills the foe has wrought, And these the churchman thinks not worth his thought; They bid the troubled try for peace and rest, Compose their minds, and be no more distress'd; As well might they command the passive shore 'Show me one churchman who will rise and To keep secure, and be o'erflowed no more; To the wrong subject is their skill applied, pray Through half the night, though lab'ring all To act like workmen, they should stem the tide. the day, And few can trace this deadliest of their foes; 6 Thus to man's soul the foe of souls will 'These are the church-physicians; they are paid With noble fees for their advice and aid; 6 A way far different ours-we thus surprise A soul with questions, and demand replies; "How dropp'd you first," I ask, "the legal yoke? What the first word the living Witness spoke ? -"A saint elect, you can have nought to Perceived you thunders roar and lightnings seek; Why all this labour in so plain a case, Such care to run, when certain of the race? " All this he urges to the carnal will, shine, And tempests gathering ere the birth divine? Did fire, and storm, and earthquake all appear He knows you're slothful, and would have Before that still small voice, What dost thou you still : Be this your answer,-" Satan, I will keep "The gates of mercy are for ever barr'd; here? Hast thou by day and night, and soon and late, To Sion's hill through battle and through Then in thy way didst thou thy foe attack, And mad'st thou proud Apollyon turn his back?" In a small shop she 's raffled with a crowd, Gay as they seem, be sure with them are Breathed the thick air, and cough'd and laugh'd aloud; She who will tremble if her eye explore 'The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor; Whom the kind doctor charged with shaking head, At early hour to quit the beaux for bed: She has, contemning fear, gone down the dance, Till she perceived the rosy morn advance; Then has she wonder'd, fainting o'er her tea, Her drops and julep should so useless be: Ah! sure her joys must ravish every sense, Who buys a portion at such vast expense. Among those joys, 'tis one at eve to sail On the broad river with a favourite gale; When no rough waves upon the bosom ride, But the keel cuts, nor rises on the tide ; Safe from the stream the nearer gunwale stands, Where playful children trail their idle hands: Or strive to catch long grassy leaves that float On either side of the impeded boat; Chalk, stones, and stakes, obtain the richest hues; And when the cattle, as they gazing stand, hearts With sorrow tried; there's sadness in their parts: If thou couldst see them when they think alone, Mirth, music, friends, and these amusements gone; Couldst thou discover every secret ill All that gives sorrow, terror, grief, and gloom; Content would cheer thee trudging to thine home.5 There are, 'tis true, who lay their cares aside, And bid some hours in calm enjoyment glide; When most unguarded, then to win that heart of thine: Seem nobler objects than when view'd from But see, they land! the fond enchantment The sleeping shell-ducks at the sound arise, Or instant diving, hide their plumeless young. Ah! go in peace, good fellow, to thine home, Nor fancy these escape the general doom; flies, And in its place life's common views arise. Sometimes a party, row'd from town, will land On a small islet form'd of shelly sand, The watery waste, a prospect wild and new ; Then what alarm! what danger and dis may, If all their trust, their boat should drift away; Lo! where on that huge anchor sadly leans sees The envied poor possess'd of joy and ease: And now your view upon the ocean turn, When, lost in wonder, you shall walk and blaze.4 And now he flies from place to place, to gain On weeds that sparkle, and on waves that crew, Boist'rous in mirth, he takes a transient view; Is it not strange that man should health For joys that come when he is dead to joy? In the small compass of a lady's ring; Soft, brilliant, tender, through the wave they And make the moonbeam brighter where they flow. Involved in sea-wrack, here you find a race, Which science doubting, knows not where to place; On shell or stone is dropp'd the embryoseed, And quickly vegetates a vital breed. While thus with pleasing wonder you inspect The ocean too has winter-views serene, Or sometimes them and not their boat discern, Your utmost prospect but a few ells wide; disdain, At whom he knows not, whom he threats in vain. 'Tis pleasant then to view the nets float past, Net after net till you have seen the last; Those measured tones which with the scene And give a sadness to serenity. All scenes like these the tender maid should shun, Nor to a misty beach in autumn run; And her slight shape with fleecy warmth in- This she admits, but not with so much ease Gives up the night-walk when th' attendants please: Treasures the vulgar in their scorn reject, day, With crowded parties at the midnight play; In a small shop she 's raffled with a crowd, Gay as they seem, be sure with them are Breathed the thick air, and cough'd and laugh'd aloud; She who will tremble if her eye explore 'The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor; ' Whom the kind doctor charged with shaking head, At early hour to quit the beaux for bed: She has, contemning fear, gone down the dance, Till she perceived the rosy morn advance; Then has she wonder'd, fainting o'er her tea, Her drops and julep should so useless be: Ah! sure her joys must ravish every sense, Who buys a portion at such vast expense. Among those joys, 'tis one at eve to sail On the broad river with a favourite gale; When no rough waves upon the bosom ride, But the keel cuts, nor rises on the tide ; Safe from the stream the nearer gunwale stands, Where playful children trail their idle hands: Or strive to catch long grassy leaves that float On either side of the impeded boat; Chalk, stones, and stakes, obtain the richest hues; And when the cattle, as they gazing stand, hearts Seem nobler objects than when view'd from But see, they land! the fond enchantment The sleeping shell-ducks at the sound arise, Or instant diving, hide their plumeless young. Ah! go in peace, good fellow, to thine home, Nor fancy these escape the general doom; flies, And in its place life's common views arise. Sometimes a party, row'd from town, will land On a small islet form'd of shelly sand, The watery waste, a prospect wild and new ; Then what alarm! what danger and dis may, If all their trust, their boat should drift away; |