Write with them all your days, There is so little of the goose about 'em, VIII. Ah! who can paint that first great awful night, When the poor Dramatist, all fume and fret, Ferment, fault-fearing, faintness more f's yet: Flushed, frigid, flurried, flinching, fitful, flat,Add famished, fuddled, and fatigued, to that; Funeral, fate-foreboding sits in doubt, Or rather doubt with hope, a wretched marriage, IX. Witness how Beazley vents upon his hat His nervousness, meanwhile his fate is dealt: He kneads, moulds, pummels it, and sits it flat, Squeezes and twists it up, until the felt That went a Beaver in, comes out a Rat! Miss Mitford had mis-givings, and in fright, Upon Rienzi's night, Gnawed up one long kid glove, and all her bag, Quite to a rag. Knowles has confessed he trembled as for life, Afraid of his own "Wife;" Poole told me that he felt a monstrous pail For fear that Simpson and his Co. should fail. More oranges with his one fevered mouth, Lest it should hiss in his own red-hot gullet! X. Doth punning Peake not sit upon the points Of his own jokes, and shake in all his joints, During their trial? 'Tis past denial. And does not Pocock, feeling, like a peacock, All eyes upon him turn to very meacock? And does not Planché, tremulous and blank, Meanwhile his personages tread the boards, Seem goaded by sharp swords, And called upon himself to "walk the plank?" Of ease and rest, for sole of either foot, XI. Thus pending does not Mathews, at sad shift For voice, croak like a frog in waters fenny? - About his arms, and Adam's apple, Did Wade feel as composed as music can? A spirit-bottle- empty of "the cratur"? XII. To clench the fact, Myself, once guilty, of one small rash act, A hissing at some dull imperfect dunce There's no denying, I felt in all four elements at once! My head was swimming, while my arms were flying, My legs for running — all the rest was frying! XIII. Thrice welcome, then, for this peculiar use For this shall Dramatists, when they make merry, Perry, whose fame, pennated, is let loose To distant lands, Perry, admitted on all hands, Text, running, German, Roman, For Patent Perryans approached by no man! And when, ah, me! far distant be the hour! Shall stand the Parian, Perryan, perriwiged Perry, Perched on the proudest peak of Penman Mawr! THE UNDYING ONE. "He shall not die." UNCLE TOBY. I. Or all the verses, grave or gay, I never knew a mingled lay At once so sweet and sour, As that by Ladye Norton spun, II. I'm very certain that she drew A portrait, when she penned |