ODE TO THE PRINTER'S DEVIL, WHO BROUGHT ME A PROOF TO BE CORRECTED, AND WHO FELL ASLEEP WHILE IT WAS UNDERGOING CORRECTION: BEING AN ODE FOUNDED ON FACT! "Fallen Cherub!"-MILTON'S PARADISE LOST. OH bright and blessed hour ; The Devil's asleep!-I see his little lashes Closed are his wicked little window-sashes, And tranced is Evil's power! The world seems hushed and dreaming out-a-doors, Spirits but speak; And the heart echoes, while the Devil snores. Sleep, Baby of the damned! Sleep, when no press of trouble standeth by! How quiet is thine eye! Strange are thy very small pernicious dreams With shades of printers crammed, And pica, double pica, on the wing! Or in cold sheets thy sprite perchance is flying The world about Dying-and yet, not like the Devil dying— Before sweet sleep drew down The blinds upon thy Day & Martin eyes, And then, outworn with demoning o'er town, Best of compositors! thou didst compose A Devil-cruiser round the shores of sleep- To sound the dead! Heaven forgive me! I Have wicked schemes about thee, wicked one; And in my scheming, sigh And stagger under a gigantic thought; Killing the Devil will be a noble deed, To change the fate of Lawyers- "To murder thee" Methinks-" will never harm my precious headFor what can chance me, when the Devil is dead?" But when I look on thy serene repose, Hear the small Satan dying through thy nose, My thoughts become less dangerous and more deep; I can but wish thee everlasting sleep! Sleep free from dreams Of type, and ink, and press, and dabbing-ballSleep free from all That would make shadowy, devilish slumber darker, Sleep free from Mr. Baldwin's Mr. Parker! Oh! fare thee well! Farewell, black bit of breathing sin! Farewell, Tiny remembrancer of a Printer's Hell! Young thing of darkness, seeming A small, poor type of wickedness set up! Of misery in the waking world! So dreaming Perchance may now undemonize thy fate And bear thee, Black-boy, to a whiter state! ANACREONTIC, FOR THE NEW YEAR. COME, fill up the Bowl, for if ever the glass Sure, this hour brings an exquisite reason: feast, Is preparing to tap a fresh dozen! Hip! Hip! and Hurrah! Then fill, all ye Happy and Free, unto whom The past Year has been pleasant and sunny; Its months each as sweet as if made of the bloom Of the thyme whence the bee gathers honeyDays ushered by dew-drops, instead of the tears, Maybe, wrung from some wretcheder cousin― Then fill, and with gratitude join in the cheers Hip! Hip! and Hurrah! And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury— Still, fill to the future! and join in our chime, Hip! Hip! and Hurrah! EPIGRAM. ON THE DEPRECIATED MONEY. THEY may talk of the plugging and sweating But to me it produces no fretting Of its shortness of weight to be told: All the sov'reigns I'm able to levy As to lightness can never be wrong, But must surely be some of them heavy For I never can carry them long. |