Think of some poor old crone Treated, just like a penny, with a toss ! So generally known For making a Cow Cross! Nay, fancy your own selves far off from stall, Giving you a strong dose of Oxy-Muriate! Methinks I hear the neighbours that live round The Market-ground Thus make appeal unto their civic fellows ""Tis well for you that live apart - unable To hear this brutal Babel, But our firesides are troubled with their bellows." "Folks that too freely sup Must e'en put up With their own troubles if they can't digest; But we must needs regard The case as hard That others' victuals should disturb our rest, That from our sleep your food should start and jump us! We like, ourselves, a steak, But, Sirs, for pity's sake! We don't want oxen at our doors to rump-us! If we do doze - it really is too bad! That run in all the Night Thoughts' of our Young!" Such are the woes of sleepers now let's take The woes of those that wish to keep a Wake! feasts, Think of these "Bulls of Basan," far from mild ones; Such fierce tame beasts, That nobody much cares to see the Wild ones! Think of the Show woman, "what shows a Dwarf," Seeing a red Cow come To swallow her Tom Thumb, And forced with broom of birch to keep her off! Think, too, of Messrs. Richardson and Co., Three live sheep's heads, a porker's and an Ox's! Or, in the midst of murder and remorses, A great rent in the curtain, And enter two tall skeletons of Horses! Great Philanthropics! pray urge these topics! Let the old Fair have fair-play as its right, Ye shall be treated with a Free List latitude; Dio - and Cosmo- ramas, Giants and Indians wild, Dwarf, Sea Bear, and Fat Child, And that most rare of Shows a Show of Gratitude! ODE FOR ST. CECILIA'S EVE. "Look out for squalls.". THE PILOT. O COME, dear Barney Isaacs, come, As well as pipes of Pan! Forget not, Popkins, your bassoon, Nor, Mister Bray, your horn, as soon As you can leave the Van; Blind Billy, bring your violin ; Miss Crow you're great in Cherry Ripe! An Ye butchers, bring your bones : organ would not be amiss; If grinding Jim has spouted his, Lend your's, good Mister Jones. Do, hurdy-gurdy Jenny,- do Miss Strummel issues an invite, The bounds to which your skill was born; Don't Trombone, Rheumatiz! seize the violin, Or Ashmy snatch the horn! Don't ever to such rows give birth, As if you had no end on earth, Except to "wake the lyre;' Don't "strike the harp," pray never do, Oh I have heard such flat-and-sharpers, Of good King Ned, For scragging all those old Welsh Harpers! Pray, never, ere each tuneful doing, I've known Miss Strummel pause an hour, Plunged next into the "Deep, Deep Sea,” Never tweak people's ears so toughly, I've cursed all instrumental workmen, Wished Broadwood Thurtelled in a lane, |