BENTLEY'S MISCELLANY. THE UNPUBLISHED INGOLDSBY LEGEND. TO WILLIAM HARRISON AINSWORTH, ESQ. DEAR SIR,-Some weeks ago you may have seen advertised-and it must have caused you some little surprise-a proposed reading of an " Unpublished Ingoldsby Legend." No one could have been more astonished by such an announcement than myself. Nothing of the sort was in existence! On inquiry, it turned out that the poem in question was indeed genuine, having been written by my father during his last illness, and having for its subject his own personal condition at that time, but that it was obviously no Legend;" and I should state that the lecturer apologised for the misnomer, for which, however, he was not himself responsible. In point of fact, "The Bulletin" was but a slight pièce de circonstance, struck off, during one of those gleams of cheerfulness which bodily pain could not entirely extinguish, partly for the purpose of relieving the anxiety of a very dear friend of the author's, partly, I suspect, because with him, as with the Satirist, the difficulty was not to write! For my own part, although time may be thought to have removed all objections to the appearance of this sketch, I should, even now, have hesitated to make it public but that the matter has been in some measure taken out of my hands by the transaction referred to. As it is, I cannot but feel that of all classes of readers that which comprises the "following" of Bentley's Miscellany has certainly the first claim to be presented with anything that fell from the pen of Thomas Ingoldsby. I am, dear Sir, sincerely yours, Lolworth Rectory, June 16, 1862. VOL. LII. R. H. DALTON BARHAM. THE BULLETIN. 9, Dowry-square, Hot Wells, May 29, 1845. Hark! the doctors come again, "Well, sir, how Go matters now? Please your tongue put out again!" Is a feeler Of my wrist, and shakes his head. B (Deuce is in't, an 'twere not so! "Cool and moist though, let me see Ipecacuanha wine, And the draught and pills at nine?" PATIENT (loquitur). "Coughing, doctor, coughing, sneezing, Poor unfortunate adorer, And became at last a snorer. Nor the draughts did I decline; Could gulp the moon, Or the great Nassau balloon, How, sir! choking? Pooh! you're joking Bless me! this is quite provoking! And since you the pills decline, way, I must see without delay!" [Exeunt Doctors.* * Another of these pleasantries was addressed by Mr. Barham to his friends at the Garrick Club. It commenced: "Ye shepherds give ear to my lay, Who have nothing to do about sheep, While, as Shenstone the poet would say, I have nothing to do but to weep. "For here I sit all the day long, And must do so, I dare say, all June, "For the probang, the blister, and leech, "It's useless attempting to speak, For my voice is beyond my control; "Can Clifton those beauties assume, "Ye Garrickers, making your sport, Of how matters go on at the club. Soon hurries me back to despair," &c. |