Quando fuit melior Tyro, meliorve Magistra! Ardua discenti nulla est, res nulla docenti IV. THE PARROT. TRANSLATION OF THE ABOVE. I. In painted plumes superbly drest, A native of the gorgeous east, By many a billow tost; Poll gains at length the British shore, Part of the captain's precious store, A present to his toast. II. Belinda's maids are soon preferred To teach him now and then a word, As Poll can master it; But 'tis her own important charge To qualify him more at large, And make him quite a wit. III. Sweet Poll! his doating mistress cries, Sweet Poll! the mimic bird replies, And calls aloud for sack. She next instructs him in the kiss; 'Tis now a little one, like Miss; And now a hearty smack. IV. At first he aims at what he hears; And, listening close with both his ears, Just catches at the sound; But soon articulates aloud, Much to the amusement of the crowd, And stuns the neighbours round. V. A querulous old woman's voice His humorous talent next employs, He scolds and gives the lie. And now he sings, and now is sick, Here Sally, Susan, come, come quick, Poor Poll is like to die! VI. Belinda and her bird! 'tis rare To meet with such a well matched pair, The language and the tone, Each character in every part Sustained with so much grace And both in unison. VII. and art, When children first begin to spell, And stammer out a syllable, We think them tedious creatures; But difficulties soon abate, When birds are to be taught to prate, And women are the teachers. THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN; SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED, AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN. JOHN GILPIN was a citizen Of credit and renown, A train-band captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear, These twice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. To-morrow is our wedding-day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Will fill the chaise; so you must ride He soon replied, I do admire Of womankind but one, And you are she, my dearest dear, I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the calender Will lend his horse to go. |