THE CYNOTAPH. Poor Tray charmant! Poor Tray de mon Ami! Dog-bury, and Vergers. OH! where shall I bury my poor dog Tray, As though every one of his months was May, Oh! where shall I bury my faithful Tray? I am almost tempted to think it hard That it may not be there, in yon sunny churchyard, Where the green willows wave O'er the peaceful grave, Which holds all that once was honest and brave, Kind, and courteous, and faithful, and true; I would not place him in yonder fane, Where the banners of chivalry heavily swing. My gentle Tray Shan't be an intruder on bluff Harry Tudor, In stone or in wax, Though the sacristans now are "forbidden to ax They say there's not space To bury what wet-nurses call "a Babby." Would scarcely do; For what could it say, but " Here lies Tray, No! no!-The Abbey may do very well Count Fiddle-fumkin, and Lord Fiddle-faddle, "Sir Craven," "Sir Gael," and "Sir Campbell of Saddell," (Who, as Mr. Hook said, when he heard of the feat, "Was somehow knock'd out of his family-seat ;") The Esquires of the body To my Lord Tomnoddy; "Sir Fairlie," "Sir Lamb," And the "Knight of the Ram," The Knight of the Rose," and the "Knight of the Dragon," Who, save at the flagon, And prog in the waggon, The Newspapers tell us did little "to brag on;" And more, though the Muse knows but little concerning 'em, "Sir Hopkins," "Sir Popkins," "Sir Gage," and "Sir Jerningham." All Preux Chevaliers, in friendly rivalry Who should best bring back the glory of Chi-valry.— (Pray be so good, for the sake of my song, To pronounce here the ante-penultimate long; Or some hyper-critic will certainly cry, "The word Chivalry' is but a rhyme to the eye.'" And I own it is clear A fastidious ear Will be, more or less, always annoy'd with you when you insert any rhyme that 's not perfectly genuine. As to pleasing the "eye,” 'Tisn't worth while to try, Since Moore and Tom Campbell themselves admit "spinach " Is perfectly antiphonetic to "Greenwich.") But stay!-I say y! Let me pause while I may This digression is leading me sadly astray I would not place him beneath thy walls, Though I've always consider'd Sir Christopher Wren, "If you ask for his Monument, Sir-come-spy-see!" No! To place him there; I would not have him by surly Johnson be ;· Or that Queer-looking horse that is rolling on Pon Mix'd creatures, half lady, half lioness, ergo With a thump which alone were enough to despatch him, No! I'd not have him there, nor nearer the door, Neither he, nor Lord Howe Would like to be plagued with a little Bow-wow. * See note at end of "The Cynotaph." No, Tray, we must yield, And go further a-field; To lay you by Nelson were downright effront'ry ;We'll be off from the City, and look at the country. It shall not be there, In that sepulchred square, Where folks are interr'd for the sake of the air, In the very best taste, At the feet and the head Of the elegant Dead, And no one 's received who's not "buried in lead:" His executors laid on the Deputy's bones; To roam round their bodies, the bad ones in pain, Dragging after them sometimes a heavy jack-chain; Whenever they met, alarmed by its groans, his Ghost all night long would be barking at Jones's. Nor shall he be laid By that cross Old Maid, Miss Penelope Bird, of whom it is said All the dogs in the Parish were always afraid. By one so strait-laced In her temper, her taste, and her morals, and waist. |