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The Society's Annual Supply of Cape Seeds.

The Secretary called the attention of the Members,

to a letter which he had received from Mr. Villet, at

Cape Town, informing him, that the annual despatch of garden and flower seeds would leave Cape Town in July, so as to be in Calcutta by the end of September at furthest, and expressing his regret, that the reported failure, and dissatisfaction in consequence of the last year's consignment, should have been so general.

In connection with this subject, the President took occasion to intimate to Members that the state of the

SUGAR CANE IN THE COOMAUR COUNTRY.

took away with him a small stock of Otaheite and Chins Captain Hill, when in Calcutta, a few months since, he writes, "The Sugar Canes you gave me were planted anes, and in a note addressed to F. P. Strong, Esq. The China Cane came up to a cutting, and there are at Akra immediately on my return home from Calcutta. about 200 plants of the Otaheite Cane-all thriving-I think it likely we shall plant all the cuttings we can get and make some sugar from them in the season of 1840-41."

An extract of a letter from Mr. Hunter at Azimghar Nursery at the Botanic Garden with the large consign-was also read, stating that he had made over to Mr. ment now on its way down the river from the Botanic Collie upwards of a thousand Canes to be cultivated in Garden, at Sebarunpore, of fruit trees, would enable the Goruckpore District for his Sugar Mill, and have Members to be supplied on the setting in of the rains, also sent China Cane to be used as fodder." and in consequence of this announcement it was deter. mined, that the Nursery Committee should meet and devise the best means to be pursued in the mode of distribution.

For all the foregoing presents and papers the thanks of the Society were accorded. HENRY H. SPRY, M. D. Secretary

Hurk. May 13.

BURNING OF THE CHOWRINGHEE THEATRE.

The Chowringhee Theatre is no more, or exists but as a crumbling and ghastly skeleton of its former self. Between one and two o'clock of the 31st May, it was discovered to be on fire, and in about an hour more it was a blackened and empty shell. On the alarm going abroad, assistance came pouring in from all quarters; but all help was unavailing. From the very combustible nature of the various portions of the interior, scenery, furniture, &c., the flames made such rapid progress, that although the engines arrived in the shortest possible time, they could do nothing for the preservation of the house. The whole inside of the Theatre, boxes, pit and stage, with all their decorations and appurtenances, in short every thing that would burn, has been consumed. The wooden dome made a most awful blaze, which was seen from the most remote parts of the town, until about half past two, when it fell with a tremendous crash.

The only portions of the premises which have escaped, are the portico to the westward, and a part of the house to the south, occupied by the Secretary. Not an atom of the furniture and of other appurtenances of the Theatre, has, as far as can be learnt, been saved from destruction, and but a small part of the Secretary's furniture has been preserved.

Mrs. Chester and her little boy escaped in safety, and we have not as yet heard of any accident affecting life or limb.

Mr. McMahon, the Magistrate, and Captain Birch, the Superintendent of Police, were promptly in attend ance, and rendered great service in rescuing Mrs. Chester's furniture, &c. from the conflagration. As might be expected, an immense crowd was attracted to the spot, and many gentlemen came forward, and exerted them. selves manfully in saving such articles as could be snatched from the flames,

No one seems to know how the fire originated. Mr. Chester's account is, that, shortly after he had retired to rest, and when he had just fallen asleep, he was arous. ed by one of his servants, and on going towards the door of communication betwixt his house and the stage, encountered a volume of dense and suffocating smoke, which first made him acquainted with the state of affairg.

There had been a rehearsal of the Pilot and the Sleeping Draught, which concluded, we understand, about half past twelve, shortly after which the party of Amateurs engaged in the representation, broke up and retired from the Theatre. On their departure the lights were all, as we hear carefully extinguished, with the exception of two, which were kept burning in front of the stage every night. We have not yet heard of anything tending to attach blame or suspicion to any one, and have every reason to believe that the catastrophe was entirely owing to accident. The following jeu d'esprits were elicited from our Poeta Bengalensis on the occasion.

MONODY ON OUR DRURY.

Twas night's deep noon! in slumbering stil!ness lay, [DESTROYED BY FIRE ON THE 30TH OF MAY, 1839.] The palac'd city 'neath the moon's calm ray. Darken'd and hush'd was many a spacious hall, where youth and love had graced the festival; And now deserted was that Thespic dome, Which many a year was gay Thalia's home; And where her dark-brow'd sister oft subdued, And thrill'd our hearts, beneath her sterner mood. All was repose:- when, lo! the moonlit sky, Gleam'd forth in sudden crimson, and the cry, Peal'd out from voices rous'd by startling fear, Proclaim'd the Fire-God's wild and dire career; And told that 'neath his visitation dread, Our classic Drury bow'd her honor'd head. Ye who desire, mid India's weaying life, Bland recreation from your toils, or strife; The sudden, sad catastrophe deplore, Which takes one" harmless pleasure" from your store, One that still kindly lur'd the thoughts to stray From sordid care, and chas'd your griefs away. Mourn ye, who reverence genius, and who love To feel the force of well-drawn passions move Your breasts, in sympathy with noble deeds, Or deep felt horror when the guiltless bleeds :To see man's darker passions stage-reveal'd, The plotting head, the heart to vengeance steel'd,

To see his nobler aspirations shown,-
The freeman's daring 'gainst the tyrant's throne ;
The mind heroic in a country's cause,
The high ambition which compels applause.
Who love to see, in lighter moods display'd,
The human feelings freed from tragic shade;
The lover's truth, the testy spirit vex'd,
The wily scheme, or guardian sore perplex'd;
The saucy abigail, the wit's smart jest,
And hapless maid by cruel sire oppress'd!
Mourn all! who love to view the e scenes display'd,
For low in dust your cherish'd Drury's laid;
And smould'ring ruins mark the cheerless site,
Where Allsopp charm'd us many a gladful night.
Where Wilson ran the changes through each style,
From age to youth, our tedium to beguile;
Where mirth and tears, alike, fair Williams drew,
And jovial Playfair Falstaff gave to view!
Gone is that stage which tragic Palmer trode,
And show'd the very Moor whom Shakespeare show'd;
Or in the Roman-Tribune well display'd
The sterling stuff of which the patriot's made.
The stage where Leach, enchanting to the last,
Through all the drama's range, applauded, pass'd;
Where gifted Parker-seen but half enough -
Master'd each mode, from Cassio down to Puff.
And stately Francis grac'd the matron's part,
And Modus won us by his varied art.

Of these, though many hearts, in death long cold,
Can heave no sigh when Drury's fate is told;
Yet of the living number, is there one,
Which will not grieve to learn that she is gone?—
To which fond memory will not quick recall,
The happy hours that mark'd her magic thrall
When round those hearts she threw her Thespic spell
E'er, one by one, they bade her boards farewell!

PARNASSUS ANGLO INDICUS

OR

DITTIES FROM THE DITCH.

McN.

Poetry is a fine thing, a very fine thing indeed, for it immortalizes the most perishing things in a sort of amber-immortalization, as Mr. Galt, or Thomas Moore, or somebody else, calls it. Thus Holkar, with his one eye, and the whole race of Sunyasses (not that Holkar was a Sunyasse, we don't mean that) will be utterly extinct and forgotten a thousand years hence, or rather would be if they were not amber-immortalized in the great Calcutta epic that was published in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and thirtyeight. Thus a thousand years hence, though all trace of the existence of such things as Sibylline Leaves and Literary Leaves will be utterly lost to the world, it will still, through the immortalizing medium of S. T. C's and D. L. R's poetry, be known ubiquitously to all the nations of the earth, that there once were such things in existence, although it cannot clearly be discovered, at such a distance of time, whether they resembled Sick-leaves, Plaintain-leaves or French-leaves; or different from all three.

were

Thus doubtless the ruins of the old Chowringhee Theatre will soon he shot into the rubbish-cart, and some new edifice, perhaps the new Cathedral, be erected on the old Thespian site. It is now in deed nothing more than

a thing

O'er which the raven flaps his funeral wing ;

WRITTEN ON THE OCCASION OF THE LATE MELAN but it will soon be not even that,-it will have

CHOLY FIRE.

A lamentable case of Trojafuit is the Indian Drama at this moment. Like the gentleman who went to the home of his fathers and cried out "The friends of my youth, where are they?" and an echo answered "you ha'nt got no friends," or the old Turk in the poem, who called out for his child and got a somewhat similar response, we exclaim pathetically, "The Indian Drama, where is it?" and an echo answers, "Gone to the dogs."

But it shall live; yes, it shall live, like Jezebel's carcass, which went to the dogs too, in the memory and in the writings of men.

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descended to the "tomb of all the Capulets," -it will have become literally dust,-the fragments of our dear old Drury-last stage of earthly degradation-broken up to repair the Abercrombian roads, and then ground into that worst of all possible dust, so often celebrated in the pages of this journal, thus turning that which was intended as a means of enjoyment to us, into a source of endless irritation and misery.

The Gods are just and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to scourge us.

Thus would have commented old Prynne, or Reynoldes, or Jeremy Collier, but thus do not comment We. The "vices" we do not allow, we would rather say harmless pleasures," and of such often are the scourges made. But having traced the Chowringhee

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Theatre into Abercrombian dust, we say then, | Allessandro Unolino, who had the credit of that it will be lost to us for ever, palpably, being the greatest poet of his age, though he materially, corporeally lost to us, and would only wrote one line in his life and that one have been lost to us spiritually, if our Calcut- was beyond the reach of comprehension, our ta poets had not stepped manfully forward friend D. L. R., we say it reverendly, is to amber-immortalize our poor little Drury, The laziest of poets and of men ; and disperse its fame through all the nations. of the earth.

But with whom now shall we

commence ?

We have ode, elegy, sonnet, monody, every possible description of poetical work at command, and have only just to stretch out a hand either to our right side or our left and to lay it upon such an effusion as the world does not see every day. We have certainly great men in little Peddlington! Your London Drury and your London Addresses, may have been all very well in their way; but, come now, we challenge you to match from amongst them such a - what shall we say? ah! that will do, such a noble sonnet as this.

BONNET.

DESTRUCTION OF THE CHOWRINGHEE THEATRE BY FIRE.

How calm and beautiful! The silver moon
In tranquil beauty floats along the sky,
The stars are out in thousands clust-ringly,
And all is quiet, save the taum-taum's tune,

The voice of Gunga and the Jackails' ory.
Hushed is the pa'nced city and obscured

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and like, many other lions, requires a great deal of stirring up, with a long pole, before Like the humane gentleman, who was in hyhe will show off his abilities to the ladies. pothetical possession of a refractory quad:uped, "what would'nt go," and who declared his intention of not "walloping" the ani mal in such a case, but of giving him some hay," and enticing him on with a few complimentary expressions, we have done our best to get the master poet into a trot, but he won't go-no, not at any price. This is what comes of being at the tip top of the poetical tree; others try, are always trying, to get a branch or so higher up, but when there's no getting any higher, the climber sits still and wipes his forehead with a pocket handkerchief. Thanks to "our Drury" for going off like Mr. O'Smith enveloped in flames, we have lost the theatre, but we have got the sonnet, and that's some compensation. There is nothing like a fire to stimulate idleness. We have very often seen a hackery-driver despairing over one of his in dolent bullocks, which has taken into its head incontinently to lie down in the middle of the Chowringhee For, bark! a shou of terror cleaves the air, And the grim Fire-king clasps be classic pile Road, when suddenly a bright thought, as In his red arms. Ob! hard to be endured! though from heaven, flashes across the mind The Theatre's burnt down, and nt insured. of the hackery-driver, who has been kicking Need we inform our readers what "fine and cudgelling to no purpose; he leaves the Roman hand" penned this very exquisite son- animal in the middle of the road and spee net" the magnificentest and prettiest thing dily returns with a whisp of straw and a ever seen," as the gentleman said of the falls light. "There's nothing like a fire," says the of Niagara? Need we affix thereto those hackery-driver, and he lights one without well known triple initials, the extensive fame more ado, right under the tail of the animal. of which is only equalled by that of one other The upshot is that the beast and the gharre trilogy-(videlicet Q. E. D.)-need we affix are put into motion again and the hackerythose three letters so dear to Apollo and the driver is quite contented. Now, our philoMuses-D. L. R.?-letters which a prophane, sophy is identical with the hackery-driver's, unlettered friend of ours, not very many months and we exclaim with him there's nothing ago, supposed or professed to suppose, stood like a fire;" but, unfortunately, it is more for-what will be thought?-for Damned Lite- expensive to burn down theatres than it is Rary." If there were nothing else to indicate to light whisps of straw; the former is the authorship of this poem, its brevity would rather a costly stimulus, and our poets will be ample testimony in favor of the triple- not be stirred up by any fire less than that initialite, for, like single-speech Hamilton and of a theatre, a Cathedral, or a Government

Our Drury's stately pile; no sound is there
Of mirthful plaudit, all are wrapt in sleep,
And on their lips perchance a peaceful smile;
But there are many, who will wake to weep,

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House. If whisps of straw would answer the purpose, we would keep one continually alight and have a set of vestals for the purpose.

And why not build our Theatres in the air,
E'en as we build our castles? they'd be higher
And run no risk of being destroyed by fire!
II.

Oh! would that I could work, as Samson worked,
Though his masonic work was pulling down'-
Or Hercules, the Giant-God, who burked

The monsters of the earth, that my renown
As a great builder might be spread afar
From the Mahratta ditch to Candabar,
But I what can I do--my feeble arm,
Which never was designed to do much harm.
Hangs weak and nerveless by my side, and when
It ought to wield a trowel holds a pen.-
Paper for bricks and ink in mortars place,
Whilst utter failure stares me in the face.
111.

More worthy of my great endeavourings
Than this same brick-and-mortar work, my dears,
Fit not for poets but for Engineers.
I know 'tis wise to walk with downcast eyes,
For if we walk and gaze upon the skies,
And one may catch a cold from being wet,
Into a horse-pond we may chance to get,
Which is not quite so pleasant. No, I'll try
What I can do by my sweet poesy.
Kind public-gentle public-I aspire

But now for another effusion, a monody, or an elegy, or something longer, though certainly not better, than the sonnet we have just quoted. Let us see-ah! here we have it. About ten months ago, it was facetiously remarked, by a facetious writer, in the Englishman, that although Lord Glenelg and some others have names that they may be spelt either backwards or forwards, there is a gentleman here with a still more extraor-But what if I do fail ?—ay, what's the odds, dinary name, in as much as that it is formed As long as we are happy as the Gods, That we are not so strong-th' are other things by the initial letter, without the assistance of any adjuncts at all. The writer might have added that it was a name, which consists of but four letters, and yet admits of an elision of either one, or two, or three of the said letters, without affecting the sound of the word. Well, that gentleman has favor. ed us with a sort of an address to the good people of Calcutta, in which he expresses an amiable regret that he cannot build up the Theatre again. It is a remarkable circum-I stance that this gentleman is always wishing for a "giant's strength" to do something or other. The last time, if we remember right, it was to make love with, or to dedicate a book, or do something of the kind; but we apprehend that this same "giant's strength" would be far more usefully employed in building a theatre than in building up loveverses; and our author seems to think so too-but we will let him speak for himself.

VERSES DEDICATORY ΤΟ THE

Only to win my way unto your hearts,

That, since our Drury has been burnt by fire,
You, one and all, may act your proper parts,
Not on the stage--I ask nor plays nor pageants-
only want to send you to your agents'.
For when I've got the coin I've got the power-
Money is strength to do whate'er is meet,
So if you wish me, geats, to "build a tower"-
Lay money at my feet.

IV.

What once upon the King's high-road befell
'Twere a small tribute. Now, my dears, I'll tell
A Yorkshire yourb, who ever since his birth
Had been content to plough the Yorkshire earth;
Until one-day he thought, the more's the pity,
That be would like to visit Lunnun city;
So off be started, without fear or care,
On that most useful animal Shank's mare,
And walked ten miles, which done he sate him down,
And sighed to think he'd ne'er reach Lunnun Town.
But it so chanced, when thinking how to shift,
A coach came by and offered Clod a lift-
Up jumped the youth behind-and be, who ne'er
OF GETTING A Would bave got safe to Town alone, was there
In less than twenty hours. What wonder then
That he should love those two indulgent men,
The guard and coachman, who had helped the clown
So very kindly up to Lunnun Town,
'Tis a sweet tale, and yet a tale of truth-
Ye are the Yorkshire coach, and I the youth.

INHABITANTS

OF CALCUTTA ON THE LOSS OF THE OLD
THEATRE AND THE CHANCE
NEW ONE.

BY K.
I.

Ob for a giant's strength to build a tower,
A cloud-surmounting tower of piled brick,
That I might raise up in a single hour

Four bran new walls, high, durable, and thick,
With roof and pillars, every thing complete,

And a grand portico looking on the street,
That I might write on some conspicuous place,
With a complacent smile upon my face,
"THE NEW CHOWRINGHER THEATRE," and see
What a great feat has been performed by me.
But, oh! my friends, alas! it is too true,
That this is more-much more than I can do.
I'm a poor, feeble, tottering thing of nought,
And all the piles I raise are piles of thought,
If these could build up Theatres, I'm sure

Nor players nor spectaturs need despair;
For thoughts like mine are certain to endure,

Now, if this is not the means of enlisting the sympathies of the ditch in behalf of a new Theatre, we do not know what can be; for could there possibly be a more dexterous stroke of art than that last line of the poem,

Ye are the Yorkshire coach, and I the youth? whereby the poet insinuates that without the help of the public to give him a lift, it is impossible that he should ever be able to accomplish the journey before him, i, e. to build a new Theathre. Poets are great hands at build

ing, we know, but they principally build "Draught of Immortality," and has for his castles in the air, or such works, as the Roman motto "Non omnis moriar," or, as we have gentleman alluded to, when he very modestly it in English," never say die." Ready, as we exclaimed.

Exegi monumentum cere perennius,

are at all times, to prove the truth of our assertions, whatever they may happen to be, we "I have built a monument more lasting. bring forward the following fine descriptive poem in justification of the praises we have than my own brass," which is saying a great lavished upon our Protean H. M. P. Our readeal for the monument, since it is very clearers will observe that there is no sentiment in that the brass of the person, who wrote the line in question, must have been pretty considerable, as the Americans say. There was another Roman versifier too, who expressed himself in an equally modest manner, as to the durability of his poetical workmanship.

Jamque opus exegi, quod nec Jovis ira, nec ginis,
Nec poterit ferrum, nec edax abolere vetustas ;

which clearly shows the propriety of building
our Theatres out of thoughts instead of mak
ing brick walls, paste-board linings, and wood
en roofs. This has been hinted at by our
correspondent K, who seems to have purloined
an idea or so from Ovid; but we have no par-
ticular objection to that editorially, as we
have been long enough before the public to
know pretty well that a writer may filch a
good deal from the classics, without any body
finding him out.

But it is high time that we came forth with another effusion, and whom can we fix upon better than H. M. P., the Proteus of little Peddlington-he who, according to the Poet-Laureate of the Englishman,

Mastered all modes from Cassio down to Puff,

it, nothing maudlin and lackadaysical. “Our Proteus" has no love for sentiment,—his gorge rises at the very mention of it; but he is all for the outward and the melodramatic, and he treats of the actions of men not of their feel. ings The commencement of his Poem on the burning of our Drury," is very grand and Ossianic. It is a capital thing too to begin by asking a question, as it enables you to show your learning in answering it.

THE FIRE-KING,

BY H. M. P.

Where are the beams and the rafters all?
They have met in a blackened ruin,-
A thousand eyes have beheld their fall,

thousand voices are ballooing—

From the strong man's shoat to the baby's squall,
And none are so very musical,

Every man is standing there,
Watching the flames in the blood red air;

And some debate how best they may
Bring the bugs engiues into play,
Against the walls of the blazing pile,
And dim the rampant Fire-King's smile;
Whilst others shake their heads the while,
And say that tanks and tanks of water
Will never save the bricks and moriar.

Hear me," said Birch, "ye potent ditchers,
Run all of ye, and fill your pitchers--

Ditchers, who dwell in Bazaar called Bow,

Every one of ye high and low,

Attend my counsel, and I will show,
With Judge McMahon's aid, how best
The Fire King's progress to arrest—
Fill first."

a line which is meant ingeniously to entice the reader into a belief that Cassio is a digni fied tragic character, and the uttermost anti-Ditchers who dwell in Esplanade Row. podes of Puff. Now had it been" from Coriolanus down to Puff," it would have been a little more descriptive of "our Proteus;" but Coriolanus was just three syllables too many, and we do not know that "our Proteus" ever played the old Roman, though we have no doubt he would do it very well. To talk of "all modes from Cassio down to Puff," is like talking of all coins from a penny to a half penny, which, as all accountants know, is not a very particularly comprehensive category. We do not write this because we are desirous to criticize the Editor of " Mr. Yawkins's annual," but because we are anxious that "our Proteus" should have due justice done him," Woo! woe! 'tis the Fire-King's voice you bear!” as a versatile actor, which most assuredly he is; and not only a versatile actor, but a versatile genius to boot, a player, a painter, a musi-And the blood red flames, they famed high In the midnight air right gallantlycian and a poet, yea a poet fresh and vigorous,

Like some great river rushing down alone, as Mr. Alfred Tennyson says in one of his sonuets, a poet who has drunk deeply of the

And as he spoke, there fell
Deep sullness on the gazing crowd,
Until a voice cried "Go to hell"—
A voice of anger shrill and loud;
And the Ditchers looked in each others' face,
Wondering whence the voice came forth
And though they glanced from place to place,
From East to West, from South to North,

None knew whence came it-till at last
An old old man of the Brabmin caste

Cried, with a faltering voice of fear,

Away went the bricks and the mortar all
Rushing to earth like a water-fall;

But mighty Birch, undaunted gazed
Upon the wild fire as it blazed,
And bid the Fire-King do bis worst
Upon the bricks and mortar,
Aud cried aloud, "Thou fiend accurat,

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