MADAM, I allow 'tis true : All these praises are your due. THO' you lead a blameless life, Clear your looks, and smooth your style; This is not the thing we wish. Col'nel-may be your debtor; We expect employment better. You must learn, if you would gain us, SCHOLARS, when good fenfe defcribing, 1 95 100 105 110 115 128 1251 130 Teaching by what golden rules Into knaves they turn their fools: How the helm is rul'd by Walpole, At whofe oars, like flaves, they all pull : 165 With the freight enrich themselves: Scourge the villains with a vengeance: 180 Strip their bums; let Caleb + horfe 'em, + Caleb D'Anvers, the famous writer of the paper called the Craftsman. Thefe papers are fuppofed to be written by the Lord Bolingbroke, and Mr Pulteney, created Earl of Bath. Ridicule has greater pow'r To reform the world, than four. Sets the fpirits all a-working. THUS, I find it by experiment, Scolding moves you lefs than merriment. I may ftorm and rage in vain ; It but ftupifies your brain. But with raillery to nettle, Sets your thoughts upon their mettle : Gives imagination scope; Never lets your mind elope: Drives out brangling and contention, 195 200 205 210 215 220 That they might fome better way tread, 225 + A famous thief, who was hanged fome years fince. See vol. 6. p. 151. Ridiculum acri Fortius et melius, &c. Thought no method more commodious, Than to fhow their vices odious; 230 You have cheap enough compounded. Than the owners of St Js? 1. You are not fo great a grievance, Than my friend Sir Robert Brafs. 245 250 |