He sometimes help'd the injured in their cause; His power and purse have back'd the failing laws; He for religion has a due respect, Not men in trade by various loss brought down, Three seats were vacant while Sir Denys reign'd, And three such favourites their admission gain'd; He never to this quiet mansion sends LETTER XIV. INHABITANTS OF THE ALMS-HOUSE BLANEY Sed quam caecus inest vitlis amor! Omne futurum Despicitur, suadentque brevem praesentia fructum, Et ruit in vetitum damni secura libido. CLAUDIAN, In Eutrop. lib. ij. 50-2. Numquam parvo contenta paratu Et quaesitorum terra pelagoque ciborum Ambitiosa fames et lautae gloria mensae. LUCAN, De Bell. Civ. (or Phars.), lib. iv. 374-6. Et Luxus, populator opum, quem semper adhaerens, Infelix humili gressu comitatur Egestas. CLAUDIAN, In Rufinum, lib. i. 35–6. Behold what blessings wealth to life can lend! POPE, Moral Essays, Ep. iii. 297. There wishes strong and stronger griefs are seen, Looks ever changed, and never one serene: Show not that manner, and these features all, The serpent's cunning and the sinner's fall? Hark to that laughter!-'tis the way he takes To force applause for each vile jest he makes; Such is yon man, by partial favour sent To these calm seats to ponder and repent. Blaney, a wealthy heir at twenty-one, At twenty-five was ruin'd and undone : These years with grievous crimes we need not load, He found his ruin in the common road;— Gamed without skill, without inquiry bought, Lent without love, and borrow'd without thought. But, gay and handsome, he had soon the dower Of a kind wealthy widow in his power: His dearest friend, at that improving age Was Hounslow Dick, who drove the western stage. Cruel he was not-If he left his wife, He left her to her own pursuits in life; Deaf to reports, to all expenses blind, Profuse, not just, and careless, but not kind. Yet thus assisted, ten long winters pass'd In wasting guineas ere he saw his last; Then he began to reason, and to feel day, When he should dare to blow his brains away, A place for him a kind relation found, Where England's monarch ruled, but far from English ground; He gave employ that might for bread suffice, Correct his habits and restrain his vice. Here Blaney tried (what such man's miseries teach) To find what pleasures were within his reach; At length for England once again they steer'd, Tales of Voltaire, and essays gay and slight, Pleased him and shone with their phosphoric light; Which, though it rose from objects vile and base, Where'er it came threw splendour on the place, And was that light which the deluded youth, And this grey sinner, deem'd the light of truth. He different works for different cause admired, Some fix'd his judgment, some his passions fired; To cheer the mind and raise a dormant flame, He had the books, decreed to lasting shame, Which those who read are careful not to name: These won to vicious act the yielding heart, And then the cooler reasoners soothed the smart. He heard of Blount, and Mandeville, and Chubb, How they the doctors of their day would drub; How Hume had dwelt on miracles so well, That none would now believe a miracle; And though he cared not works so grave to read, He caught their faith and sign'd the sinner's creed. Thus was he pleased to join thelaughing side, Nor ceased the laughter when his lady died; Yet was he kind and careful of her fame, And on her tomb inscribed a virtuous name; 'A tender wife, respected, and so forth,' The joys of youth, and they were joys no The marble still bears witness to the worth. more; To vicious pleasure he was still inclined, Beauty alone has for the vulgar charms, When a fair dame her husband's honour sold, And a frail countess play'd for Blaney's gold. 'But did not conscience in her anger rise?' Yes! and he learn'd her terrors to despise; When stung by thought, to soothing books he fled, And grew composed and harden'd as he read; He has some children, but he knows not where ; Something they cost, but neither lovenor care; built, And sought, in various ways, relief from guilt Newmarket steeds he bought at mighty cost; Quick came his ruin, came when he had still For life a relish, and in pleasure skill: By his own idle reckoning he supposed His wealth would last him till his life was closed; But no! he found his final hoard was spent, Come ye! who live for pleasure, come, A man of pleasure when he 's poor and old; A single action to relieve his mind; to run And say, 'Alas! poor Blaney is undone !'- Then what is vice or virtue?-Yet he'll rail He is the harlot's aid, who wheedling tries Who, in her triumph, condescends to say, attend, And willing ear to vile experience lend; Blaney, no aid in his vile cause to lose, Lo! now the hero shuffling through the But from the subject let us soon escape, town, To hunt a dinner and to beg a crown; To be a useful, needy thing between fatal way, Then vindicates the deed, and makes the mind his prey. Nor give this feature all its ugly shape: While thus the man, to vice and passion slave, Was, with his follies, moving to the grave, ''Tis true,' said he, the fellow's quite a A very beast; but yet, with all his sin, They half complied, they gave the wish'd But raised a worthier to the vacant seat. Thus forced on ways unlike each former way, Unhappy man! what pains he takes to Thus led to prayer without a heart to pray, state (Proof of his fear !) that all below is fate; That all proceed in one appointed track, Where none can stop, or take their journey back: He quits the gay and rich, the young and free, Among the badge-men with a badge to be: Where he himself, an old licentious boy, Will nothing learn, and nothing can enjoy; In temp'rate measures he must eat and drink, And, pain of pains! must live alone and think. In vain, by fortune's smiles, thrice affluent made, Still has he debts of ancient date unpaid; Thrice into penury by error thrown, hate, And all abhor his principles and prate; LETTER XV. INHABITANTS OF THE ALMS-HOUSE WE had a sprightly nymph-in every town Are some such sprights, who wander up and down ; She had her useful arts, and could contrive, In time's despite, to stay at twenty-five ;'Here will I rest; move on, thou lying year, This is mine age, and I will rest me here.' Arch was her look, and she had pleasant ways Your good opinion of her heart to raise ; Her speech was lively, and with ease express'd, And well she judged the tempers she address'd: If some soft stripling had her keenness felt, She knew the way to make his anger melt; Wit was allow'd her, though but few could bring Direct example of a witty thing; 'Twas that gay, pleasant, smart, engaging speech, Her beaux admired, and just within their reach; Not indiscreet perhaps, but yet more free Than prudish nymphs allow their wit to be. Novels and plays, with poems, old and Were all the books our nymph attended to; Yet from the press no treatise issued forth, But she would speak precisely of its worth. new, She with the London stage familiar grew, And every actor's name and merit knew; She told how this or that their part mistook, And of the rival Romeos gave the look; Of either house 'twas hers the strength to see, Then judge with candour-Drury-Lane for me.' What made this knowledge, what this skill A fortnight's visit in Whitechapel-street. complete? Her place in life was rich and poor between, With those a favourite, and with these a queen; She could her parts assume, and condescend To friends more humble while an humble friend; And thus a welcome, lively guest could pass, Threading her pleasant way from class to class. 'Her reputation?'-That was like her wit, And seem'd her manner and her state to fit; Something there was, what, none presumed to say, Clouds lightly passing on a smiling day.— Whispers and hints which went from ear to ear, And mix'd reports no judge on earth could clear. But of each sex a friendly number press'd Yet loved he not those labour'd plans and arts, Our heroine fear'd him not; it was her part, To make sure conquest of such gentle heartOf one so mild and humble; for she saw In Henry's eye a love chastised by awe. Thus the kind virgin gentle means devised, To gain a heart so fond, a hand so prized; More gentle still she grew, to change her way, Would cause confusion, danger and delay: Thus (an increase of gentleness her mode), She took a plain, unvaried, certain road, And every hour believed success was near, Till there was nothing left to hope or fear. It must be own'd that in this strife of hearts, Man has advantage-has superior arts: The lover's aim is to the nymph unknown, Nor is she always certain of her own; Or has her fears, nor these can so disguise, But he who searches, reads them in her eyes, In the avenging frown, in the regretting sighs: These are his signals, and he learns to steer The straighter course whenever they appear. 'Pass we ten years, and what was Clelia's fate?' At an attorney's board alert she sate, And when he knew he might the bliss command, no more, She loved to speak of what she shared before- Her thoughts of virtue were not all sublime,Of the dear Lucy, heiress of the hall,Nor virtuous all her thoughts; 'twas now her Of good Sir Peter,-of their annual ball, time To bait each hook, in every way to please, And the rich prize with dext'rous hand to seize. She had no virgin-terrors; she could stray In all love's maze, nor fear to lose her way; Nay, could go near the precipice, nor dread A failing caution or a giddy head; She'd fix her eyes upon the roaring flood, And dance upon the brink where danger stood. 'Twas nature all, she judged, in one so young, To drop the eye and falter in the tongue; And the fair countess !-Oh! she loved them |