But the fierce wind the willing heart opposed, And God will hear-he only, I'm afraid.' Go to the creature-say that I intend, And mark his feelings at this act of mine: 'Ah! then,' thought Susan,' when will ours But, this inform him, that it is not love begin? 'When reach'd his home, to what a cheerless And chilling bed will those cold limbs retire! That prompts my heart, that duties only move: Say, that no merits in his favour plead, I would his spirits, not his fancy raise: There will he, kneeling, strive the fire to A man so vile to my esteem restore; And how he wanders in the wind and snow: But he feels strongly what we faintly fear.' But warn him rather, that, in time of rest, fess'd: I know not all that form the sinner's debt, The mind of Susan prompted her with speed This done, the mistress felt disposed to look, scene And utter'd as she went-The poor old So lately past-the frost and sleet so keen The man's whole misery in a single viewYes! she could think some pity was his due. Thus fix'd, she heard not her attendant glide With soft slow step-till, standing by her side, The trembling servant gasp'd for breath, and shed Relieving tears, then utter'd-' He is dead!' 'Dead!' said the startled lady; 'Yes, he fell ; Close at the door where he was wont to dwell so To have this plenty, and to wait "Tis my own heart,' said Susan, 'I accuse: To have this money in my purse-to know And every day in ease and peace to dine, TALE XVIII. THE WAGER 'Tis thought your deer does hold you at a bay. Let's each one send unto his wife, And he whose wife is most obedient. ... Shail win the wager. ... Ibid., Act v, Scene 2. Ibid., Act ii, Scene 1. But all be silent; and, when seen again, 'A wife with less respect will do for me: COUNTER and CLUBB were men in trade, whose And be as wives of more unwary men ; pains, Credit, and prudence, brought them constant gains; Partners and punctual, every friend agreed When they had fix'd some little time in life, came. Counter was vain: with spirit strong and high, And in her province be a judge and guide; Or plainer speech presume to question why: Beside, to him who plays such lordly part, Clubb, with these notions, cast his eye And one so easy soon a partner found. And would be calm if men would wait awhile: spouse As one who felt the pressure of her vows: make Though some indeed a sly remark would Where Counter ofttimes would occasion seize, Give it her not, and she would choose to take. He saw, confess'd, and said he was content. weigh'd, see. The quiet partner, when he chose to speak, 6 And then brought home a young complying Desired his friend, another theme to seek ; maid ; A tender creature, full of fears as charms, When thus they met, he judged that state affairs And such important subjects should be theirs:' This plainly proves him not at perfect ease, Leave her alone, she felt a thousand fears- do. Oft he exclaim'd,' How meek! how mild! With her 'twere cruel but to seem unkind; 'Tis heaven on earth with such a wife to dwell, Thus made suspicious, he observed and saw nerves, And what attention such a wife deserves: He laughs at me, yet he with much complies, That friendship and discretion both were Began in teasing and triumphant mood 'What need of patience?' to himself he Such as my friend's-that every one allows : cried : 'Better a woman o'er her house to rule, Who has no care, yet never lives at ease; It was the custom of these friends to meet With a few neighbours in a neighbouring street; What if she wishes his designs to know? come. I, who am free to venture where I please, free, Resigns all power, and laughs at liberty.' 'By Heaven,' said Clubb, 'excuse me if That though a wife may sometimes wish to rule, I swear, I'll bet a hundred guineas, if he dare, She would not make th' indulgent man a fool; 'But we are friends-let smaller stake be To show his doubting friends how much he Yourself the place, and what you like to lose ; And he who first returns, or fears to go, Forfeits his cash- Said Counter, Be it so.' The friends around them saw with much delight The social war, and hail'd the pleasant night; Nor would they further hear the cause discuss'd, Afraid the recreant heart of Clubb to trust. Now sober thoughts return'd as each withdrew, 6 And of the subject took a serious view; ''Twas wrong,' thought Counter, and will grieve my love;' ''Twas wrong,' thought Clubb,' my wife will not approve; But friends were present; I must try the thing, Or with my folly half the town will ring.' Here in my folly-for 'tis best to say 'You never need,' the worthy dame replied; 'The husband's honour is the woman's pride; If I in trifles be the wilful wife, Still for your credit I would lose my life; Go! and when fix'd the day of your return, Stay longer yet, and let the blockheads learn, dared. Counter-who grieving sought his bed, his rest Broken by pictures of his love distress'dWith soft and winning speech the fair prepared; She all his councils, comforts, pleasures shared : She was assured he loved her from his soul, She never knew and need not fear control; But so it happen'd—he was grieved at heart, It happen'd so, that they awhile must part— A little time-the distance was but short, And business call'd him-he despised the sport; But to Newmarket he engaged to ride, With his friend Clubb,' and there he stopp'd and sigh'd. Awhile the tender creature look'd dismay'd, Then floods of tears the call of grief obey'd :— 'She an objection! No!' she sobb'd, 'not one; Her work was finish'd, and her race was run; He would attempt a race, be sure to fall— at most 'Enough for me; I then shall be a ghost-' 'My honour's pledged!'-Oh! yes, my dearest life, I know your honour must outweigh your wife; But ere this absence, have you sought a friend? I shall be dead-on whom can you depend ?— Let me one favour of your kindness crave, Grant me the stone I mention'd for my grave.-' 'Nay, love, attend-why, bless my soulI say I will return-there-weep no longernay! 'Well! I obey, and to the last am true, But spirits fail me; I must die; adieu!' 'What, madam! must ?-'tis wrong-I'm angry-zounds! Each faithful wife, like ours, must disapprove Such dangerous trifling with connubial love; What has the idle world, my friend, to do With our affairs? they envy me and you: What if I could my gentle spouse commandIs that a cause I should her tears withstand? And what if you, a friend of peace, submit To one you love-is that a theme for wit? weak Can I remain and lose a thousand pounds?''Twas wrong, and I shall henceforth judge it 'Go then, my love! it is a monstrous sum, Worth twenty wives-go, love! and I am dumb Nor be displeased-had I the power to live, And who th' effect of tenderness could tell ? ' 'Twas very wicked with his friend to jest; For now he saw that those who were obey'd, Could like the most subservient feel afraid; And though a wife might not dispute the will Of her liege lord, she could prevent it still. The morning came, and Clubb prepared to ride With a smart boy, his servant and his guide; A heart too tender for such strife is mine; I thus relent, o'ercome by love and tears; say, A man like you 'tis pleasure to obey : Both of submission and control to speak: Be it agreed that all contention cease, And no such follies vex our future peace; Let each keep guard against domestic strife, And find nor slave nor tyrant in his wife.' 'Agreed,' said Clubb, with all my soul agreed '— And to the boy, delighted, gave his steed; 'I think my friend has well his mind express'd, And I assent; such things are not a jest.' 'True,' said the wife, no longer he can hide The truth that pains him by his wounded pride: Your friend has found it not an easy thing, Beneath his yoke, this yielding soul to bring; These weeping willows, though they seem inclined By every breeze, yet not the strongest wind Can from their bent divert this weak but stubborn kind; Drooping they seek your pity to excite, weep, 'Tis but their habit-their affections sleep; I They are like ice that in the hand we hold, So very melting, yet so very cold; On such affection let not man rely, The husbands suffer, and the ladies sigh: But your friend's offer let us kindly take, And spare his pride for his vexation's sake; For he has found, and through his life will find, 'Tis easiest dealing with the firmest mindMore just when it resists, and, when it yields, more kind," |