he began to think of the Whigs: the first did nothing, and the latter held out hopes; and as hope, he said, was the cordial of the human heart, he continued to hope on.] How wisdom and folly meet, mix, and unite; How virtue and vice blend their black and their white; How genius, th' illustrious father of fiction, Confounds rule and law, reconciles contradiction I sing: if these mortals, the critics, should bustle, I care not, not I-let the critics go whistle! But such is the flaw, or the depth of the plan, In the make of that wonderful creature, call'd man, No two virtues, whatever relation they claim, Nor even two different shades of the same, Though like as was ever twin brother to brother, Possessing the one shall imply you've the other. But truce with abstraction, and truce with a muse, Whose rhymes you'll perhaps, Sir, ne'er deign to peruse: But now for a patron, whose name and whose Will you leave your justings, your jars, and your glory At once may illustrate and honour my story. Thou first of our orators, first of our wits; Yet whose parts and acquirements seem mere lucky hits; With knowledge so vast, and with judgment so strong, No man with the half of 'em e'er went far wrong; A sorry, poor misbegot son of the muses, Good L-d, what is man? for as simple he looks, Do but try to develope his hooks and his crooks; With his depths and his shallows, his good and his evil, All in all he's a problem must puzzle the devil. On his one ruling passion Sir Pope hugely labours, That, like th' old Hebrew walking-switch, eats up its neighbours; Mankind are his show-box-a friend, would you know him? Pull the string, ruling passion the picture will show him. What pity, in rearing so beauteous a system, One trifling particular, truth, should have miss'd him; For spite of his fine theoretic positions, Mankind is a science defies définitions. Some sort all our qualities each to its tribe, And think human nature they truly describe; Have you found this, or t'other? there's more in the wind, As by one drunken fellow his comrades you'll find. quarrels, Contending with Billy for proud-nodding laurels. My much-honour'd Patron, believe your poor poet, Your courage much more than your prudence you show it; In vain with Squire Billy, for laurels you struggle, He'll have them by fair trade, if not, he will smuggle; Not cabinets even of kings would conceal 'em, He'd up the back-stairs, and by G— he would steal 'em. Then feats like Squire Billy's you ne'er can achieve 'em; It is not, outdo him, the task is, out-thieve him. CI. ON SEEING A WOUNDED HARE LIMP BY ME, WHICH A FELLOW HAD JUST SHOT. [This Poem is founded on fact. A young man of the name of Thomson told me quite unconscious of the existence of the Poem-that while Burns lived at Ellisland-he shot at and hurt a hare, which in the twilight was feeding on his father's wheat-bread. The poet, on observing the hare come bleeding past him, "was in great wrath," said Thomson, "and cursed me, and said little hindered him from throwing me into the Nith; and he was able enough to do it, though I was both young and strong." The boor of Nithside did not use the hare worse than the critical Dr. Gregory, of Edinburgh, used the Poem: when Burns read his remarks he said, "Cregory is a good man, but he crucifies me !"] INHUMAN man! curse on thy barb'rous art, And blasted be thy murder-aining eye; May never pity soothe thee with a sigh, Nor ever pleasure glad thy cruel heart. Go live, poor wanderer of the wood and field! The bitter little that of life remains: No more the thickening brakes and verdant plains To thee shall home, or food, or pastime yield. Seek, mangled wretch, some place of wonted rest, No more of rest, but now thy dying bed! The sheltering rushes whistling o'er thy head, The cold earth with thy bloody bosom prest. Oft as by winding Nith, I, musing, wait The sober eve, or hail the cheerful dawn; I'll miss thee sporting o'er the dewy lawn, And curse the ruffian's aim, and mourn thy hapless fate. CII. TO DR. BLACKLOCK, IN ANSWER TO A LETTER. [This blind scholar, though an indifferent Poet, was an excellent and generous man: he was foremost of the Edinburgh literati to admire the Poems of Burns, promote their fame, and advise that the author, instead of shipping himself for Jamaica, should come to Edinburgh and publish a new edition. The poet reverenced the name of Thomas Blacklock to the last hour of his life.-Henry Mackenzie, the Earl of Glencairn, and the Blind Bard, were his three favourites.] Ellisland, 21st Oct. 1789. Wow, but your letter made me vauntie! And are ye hale, and weel, and cantie? I kenn'd it still your wee bit jauntie Wad bring ye to: Lord send you ay as weel's I want ye, And then ye'll do. The ill-thief blaw the heron south! But aiblins honest Master Heron, Had at the time some dainty fair one, To ware his theologic care on, And holy study; And tir'd o' sauls to waste his lear on But what dy'e think, my trusty fier, Ye'll now disdain me! And then my fifty pounds a year E'en tried the body. CIII. But golden sands did never grace The Heliconian stream; Then take what gold could never buyAn honest Bard's esteem. DELIA. AN ODE. [These verses were first printed in the Star newspaper, in May, 1789. It is said that one day a friend read to the poet some verses from the Star, composed on the pattern of Pope's Song, by a Person of Quality. "These lines are beyond you," he added: "the muse of Kyle cannot match the muse of London." Burns mused a moment, and then recited "Delia, an Ode."] FAIR the face of orient day, Sweet the lark's wild-warbled lay, But, Delia, on thy balmy lips CIV. TO JOHN M'MURDO, ESQ. [John M'Murdo, Esq., one of the chamberlains of the Duke of Queensberry, lived at Drumlanrig: he was a high-minded, warm-hearted man, and much the friend of the poet. These lines accompanied a present of books: others were added soon afterwards on a pane of glass in Drumlanrig castle. "Blest be M'Murdo to his latest day! No envious cloud o'ercast his evening ray; How fully the poet's wishes were fulfilled need not be told to any one acquainted with the family.] O, COULD I give thee India's wealth, CV. PROLOGUE, SPOKEN AT THE THEATRE, DUMFRIES, 1 JAN. 1790. [This prologue was written in December, 1789, for Mr. Sutherland, who recited it with applause in the little theatre of Dumfries, on new-year's night. Sir Harris Nicolas, however, has given to Ellisland the benefit of a theatre! and to Burns the whole barony of Dalswinton for a farm!] No song nor dance I bring from yon great city That queens it o'er our taste-the more's the pity: Tho', by-the-by, abroad why will you roam? I come to wish you all a good new year! "You're one year older this important day." tion; And with a would-be roguish leer and wink, He bade me on you press this one word"think!" Ye sprightly youths, quite flush'd with hope and spirit, Who think to storm the world by dint of merit, Yet by the forelock is the hold to catch him; Last, tho' not least in love, ye youthful fair, Angelic forms, high Heaven's peculiar care i To you old Bald-pate smooths his wrinkled brow, And humbly begs you'll mind the important To crown your happiness he asks your leave, And offers bliss to give and to receive. For our sincere, tho' haply weak endeavours, With grateful pride we own your many favours, And howsoe'er our tongues may ill reveal it, Believe our glowing bosoms truly feel it. CVI. SCOTS PROLOGUE, FOR MR. SUTHERLAND'S BENEFIT NIGHT, DUMFRIES. [Burns did not shine in prologues: he produced some vigorous lines, but they did not come in harmony from nis tongue, like the songs in which he recorded the loveliness of the dames of Caledonia. Sutherland was manager of the theatre, and a writer of rhymes.-Burns said his players were a very decent set: he had seen them an evening or two.] WHAT needs this din about the town o' Lon'on, How this new play an' that new sang is comin' ? Why is outlandish stuff sae meikle courted? Does nonsense mend like whiskey, when imported? Is there nae poet, burning keen for fame, Is there no daring bard will rise, and tell sword, 'Gainst mighty England and her guilty lord, And after mony a bloody, deathless doing, Wrench'd his dear country from the jaws of ruin? O for a Shakspeare or an Otway scene, To draw the lovely, hapless Scottish Queen! Vain all th' omnipotence of female charms 'Gainst headlong, ruthless, mad Rebellion's arms. She fell, but fell with spirit truly Roman, One Douglas lives in Home's immortal page, As ye hae generous done, if a' the land And aiblins when they winna stand the test, My best leg foremost, I'll set up my brow, CVII. SKETCH. NEW YEAR'S DAY. TO MRS. DUNLOP. [This is a picture of the Dunlop family: it was printed from a hasty sketch, which the poet called extempore. The major whom it mentions, was General Andrew Dunlop, who died in 1804: Rachel Dunlop was afterwards married to Robert Glasgow, Esq. Another of the Dunlops served with distinction in India, where he rose to the rank of General. They were a gallant race, and all distinguished.] THIS day, Time winds th' exhausted chain, To run the twelvemonth's length again: I see the old, bald-pated fellow, The absent lover, minor heir, In vain assail him with their prayer; And blooming Keith's engaged with Gray) First, what did yesternight deliver? Since then, my honour'd, first of friends, Tho' you, with days and honours crown'd, CVIII. TO A GENTLEMAN WHO HAD SENT HIM A NEWSPAPER, AND OFFERED TO CONTINUE IT FREE OF EXPENSE. [These sarcastic lines contain a too true picture of the times in which they were written. Though great changes have taken place in court and camp, yet Austria, Russia, and Prussia keep the tack of Poland: nobody says a word of Denmark: emasculated Italy is still singing; opera girls are still dancing; but Chatham Will, glaikit Charlie, Daddie Burke, Royal George, and Geordie Wales, have all passed to their account.] KIND Sir, I've read your paper through, Or Poland, wha had now the tack o't; If Spaniard, Portuguese, or Swiss Ellisland, Monday morning, 1790. |