Love, whose month is ever May, That I am forsworn for thee: You do not love Maria; Longaville What will Biron say, when that he shall hear King. Too bitter is thy jest. Thou, for whom even Jove would swear, I, that am honest; I, that hold it sin Juno but an Ethiop were; And deny himself for Jove, This will I send; and something else more plain, Long. Dumain, [advancing.] thy love is far from charity, That in love's grief desir'st society: King. Come, sir, [advancing.] you blush; as his your case is such; You chide at him, offending twice as much: To break the vow I am engaged in ; King. Soft; whither away so fast? Jaq. God bless the king! Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye Beauty doth varnish age, as if new-born, And gives the crutch the cradle's infancy. O, 'tis the sun, that maketh all things shine! King. By heaven, thy love is black as ebony. Bir. Is ebony like her? O wood divine! A wife of such wood were felicity. O, who can give an oath? where is a book? That I may swear, beauty doth beauty lack, If that she learn not of her eye to look: No face is fair, that is not full so black. King. O, paradox! Black is the badge of hell, The hue of dungeons, and the scowl of night; And beauty's crest becomes the heavens well. Bir. Devils soonest tempt, resembling spirits of O, if in black my lady's brows be deck't, [light. It mourns, that painting, and usurping hair, Should ravish doters with a false aspect: And therefore is she born to make black fair. Her favour turns the fashion of the days; For native blood is counted painting now; Bir. That you three fools lack'd me fool to make And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise, up the mess: He, he, and you, my liege, and I, Are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die. Bir. True, true; we are four: Will these turtles be gone? King. Hence, sirs; away. Cost. Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay. [exeunt Cost. and Jaq. Bir. Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O let us embrace! As true we are, as flesh and blood can be: The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face; Young blood will not obey an old decree : We cannot cross the cause why we were born; Therefore, of all hands must we be forsworn. King. What, did these rent lines show some love of thine? [venly Rosaline, Bir. Did they, quoth you? Who sees the heaThat, like a rude and savage man of Inde, At the first opening of the gorgeous east, Bows not his vassal head; and, strucken blind, Kisses the base ground with obedient breast? What peremptory eagle-sighted eye Dares look upon the heaven of her brow, My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon; Do meet, as at a fair, in her fair cheek; Where several worthies make one dignity; Where nothing wants, that want itself doth seek. Leud me the flourish of all gentle tongues,— Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not: To things of sale'a seller's praise belongs; black. Paints itself black, to imitate her brow. Dum. To look like her, are chimney-sweepers [bright. Long. And, since her time, are colliers counted King. And Ethiops of their sweet complexion crack. [light. Dum. Dark needs no candles now, for dark is Bir. Your mistresses dare never come in rain, For fear their colours should be wash'd away. King. 'Twere good, yours did; for, sir to tell you plain, I'll find a fairer face not wash'd to-day. Bir. I'll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here. [she. King. No devil will fright thee then so much as Dum. I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear Long. Look, here's thy love: my foot and her face see. [showing his shoe. Bir. O, if the streets were paved with thine Long. O, some authority how to proceed; Bir. O, 'tis more than need !– She passes praise: then praise too short doth And where that you have vow'd to study, lords, blot. A wither' hermit, ave-score winters worn, In that each of you hath forsworn his book: Can you still dream, and pore, and thereon loos For when would you, my lord, or you, or you, taste: For valour is not love a Hercules, SCENE I. Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony. King. Saint Cupid, then! and, soldiers, to the field! [lords; Bir. Advance your standards, and upon them, Pell-mell, down with them! but be first advis'd, In conflict that you get the sun of them. [by. Long. Now to plain dealing; lay these glozes Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France? King. And win them too: therefore let us de Some entertainment for them in their tents. [vise Bir. First, from the park let us conduct them thither; Then, homeward, every man attach the hand We will with some strange pastime solace them, corn; And justice always whirls in equal measure: Light wenches may prove plagues to men for ANOTHER PART OF THE SAME. Enter Holofernes, Sir Nathaniel, and Dull. Hol. Satis quod sufficit. Nath. I praise God for you, sir; your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange without heresy. I did converse this quondam day with a companion of the king's, who is intituled, nominated, or called, Don Adriano de Armado. Hol. Novi hominem tanquam te: his humour is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed, his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general behaviour vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is too picked, too spruce, too af fected, too odd, as it were, too peregrinate, as i may call it. Nath. A must singular and choice epithet. [takes out his table-book. Hol. He draweth out the thread of his verbosi ty finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor such fanatical phantasms, such insociable and point-devise companions; such rackers of orthography, as to speak, dout, fine, when he should say, doubt; det, when he should pronounce debt; d, e, b, t; not d, e, t: he clepeth a calf, cauf; half, hauf; neighbour, vocatur, uebur; neigh, abbreviated, ne: this is abhominable, (which he would call abominable), it insinuateth me of insanie; ne intelligis domine? to make frantic, lunatic. Nath. Laus deo, bone intelligo. S Arm. Chirra! Enter Armado, Moth, and Costard. [to Moth. Hol. Quare Chirra, not sirrah? Ar. Men of peace, well encountered. Hol. Most military sir, salutation. Moth. They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. [to Costard, aside. Cost. O, they have lived long in the alms-basket of words! I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon. Moth. Peace; the peal begins. Ar. Monsieur, [to Hol.] are you not letter'd? Moth. Yes, yes; he teaches boys the hornbook: -What is a, b, spelt backward, with a horn on his head? Hol. Ba, pueritia, with a horn added. Moth. Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn:You hear his learning. Hol. Quis, quis, thou consonant? seech thee, remember thy courtesy ;-I beseech thee, apparel thy head; and among other importunate and most serious designs,—and of great import, indeed, too;-but let that pass:-for 1 must tell thee, it will please his grace (by the world) sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder; and with his royal finger, thus, dally with my excrement, with my mustachio: but, sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no fable; some certain special honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of travel, that hath seen the world: but let that pass. -The very all of all is,-but, sweetheart, I do implore secrecy,-that the king would have me present the princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation, or show, or pageant, or antic, of firework. Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet self, are good at such eruptions, and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you withal, to the end to crave your assistance. Hol. Sir, you shall present before her the nine worthies. Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some entertainment of time, some show in the posterior of this day, to be rendered by our assistance,-the Moth. The third of the five vowels, if you re- king's command, and this most gallant, illustrate, peat them; or the fifth if I. Hol. I will repeat them, a, e, i.— [o, u. Moth. The sheep the other two concludes it; Ar. Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum, a sweet touch, a quick venew of wit: snip, snap, quick and home; it rejoiceth my intellect: true wit. [is wit-old. Moth. Offer'd by a child to an old man; which Hol. What is the figure? what is the figure? Moth. Horns. [thy gig. Hol. Thou disputest like an infant: go, whip Moth. Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip about your infamy circum circa; a gig of a cuckold's horn! and learned gentleman,-before the princess; I say, none so fit as to present the nine worthies. Nath. Where will you find men worthy enough to present them? Hol. Joshua, yourself; myself, or this gallant gentleman, Judas Maccabæus; this swain, because of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey the great; the page, Hercules. Ar. Pardon, sir, error: he is not quantity enough for that worthy's thumb: he is not so big as the end of his club. Hol. Shall I have audience? he shall present Hercules in minority; his enter and exit shall be strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for that purpose. Cost. An I had but one penny in the world, thou should'st have it to buy gingerbread: hold, Moth. An excellent device! so, if any of the there is the very remuneration I had of thy mas-audience hiss, you may cry, well done, Hercules! ter, thou half-penny purse of wit, thou pigeon-egg now thou crusheth the snake! that is the way to of discretion. O, an the heavens were so pleased, make an offence gracious; though few have the that thou wert but my bastard! what a joyful grace to do it. father would'st thou make me? Go to; thou hast it, ad dunghill, at thy fingers' ends, as they say. Hol. O, I smell false Latin; dunghill for unguem. Ar. Arts-man, præambula; we will be singled from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the charge-house on the top of the mountain? Hol. Or, mons, hill. Ar. For the rest of the worthies? [beseech you follow. Ar. We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I Hol. Via, goodman Dull! thou hast spoken no Ar. At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. word all this while. Ar. Sir, it is the king's most sweet pleasure and affection, to congratulate the princess at her pavilion, in the posteriors of this day; which the rude multitude call, the afternoon. Hol. The posterior of the day, most generous sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for the afternoon the word is well cull'd, chose; sweet and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assaire. Ar. Sir, the king is a noble gentleman; and my familiar, I do assure you; very good friend.-For what is inward between us, let it pass.-I do be Dull. Nor understood none neither, sir. Hol. Allons! we will employ thee. Dull. I'll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on the tabor to the worthies, and let them dance the hay. Hol. Most dull, honest Dull, to our sport away. [exeunt. SCENE II. ANOTHER PART OF THE SAME. BEFORE THE PRINCESS'S PAVILION. Enter the Princess, Katharine, Rosaline, & Maria. Prin. Sweethearts, we shall be rich ere we do If fairings come thus plentifully in; part, A lady wall'd about with diamonds Ros. That was the way to make his godhead Kath. He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy; She might have been a grandam ere she died; Kath. A light condition in a beauty dark. [out. Ros. Look, what you do, you do it still i'the dark. Kath. So do not you; for you are a light wench. Ros. Indeed, I weigh not you; and therefore light. [not for me. Kath. You weigh me not,-O, that's you care Ros. Great reason; for, Past cure is still past [play'd. Prin. Well bandied both; a set of wit well But Rosaline, you have a favour too: Who sent it? and what is it? care. Ros. I would, you knew: An if my face were but as fair as yours, How I would make And wait the season fawn, and beg, and seek; and observe the times, Prin. Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his Boy. Prepare, madam, prepare!- I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour: The numbers true; and were the numb'ring too, And overheard what you shall overhear; I were the fairest goddess on the ground; I am compar'd to twenty thousand fairs. Ros. Much, in the letters; nothing in the praise. Kath. A pox o'that jest! and beshrew all shrows! Prin. Did he not send you twain? Prin. We are wise girls, to mock our lovers so. That, by and by, disguis'd they will be here. Making the bold wag by their praises bolder. |