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Love, whose month is ever May,
Spied a blossom, passing fair,
Playing in the wanton air:
Through the velvet leaves the wind,
All unseen, 'gan passage find;
That the lover, sick to death,
Wish'd himself the heaven's breath.
Air, quoth he, thy cheeks may blow;
Air, would I might triumph so!
But, alack, my hand is sworn,
Ne'er to pluck thee from thy thorn:
Vow, alack, for youth unmeet;
Youth, so apt to pluck a sweet.
Do not call it sin in me,

That I am forsworn for thee:

You do not love Maria; Longaville
Did never sonnet for her sake compile;
Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart
His loving bosom, to keep down his heart.
I have been closely shrouded in this bush,
And mark'd you both, and for you both did blush.
I heard your guilty rhymes, observ'd your fashion;
Saw sighs reek from you, noted well your passion:
Ah me! says one; O Jove! the other cries;
One, her hairs were gold, crystal the other's eyes:
You would for paradise break faith and troth;
[to Longaville.
And Jove, for your love, would infringe an oath.
[to Dumain.

What will Biron say, when that he shall hear
A faith infring'd, which such a zeal did swear?
How will he scorn? how will he spend his wit?
How will he triumph, leap, and laugh at it?
For all the wealth that ever I did see, v
I would not have him know so much by me.
Bir. Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy.-
Ah, good my liege, I pray thee pardon me:
[descends from the tree.
Good heart, what grace hast thou, thus to reprove
These worms for loving, that art most in love?
Your eyes do make no coaches; in your tears,
There is no certain princess that appears;
You'll not be perjur'd, 'tis a hateful thing;
Tush, none but minstrels like of sonneting
But are you not asham'd? nay, are you not,
All three of you, to be thus much o'ershot?
You found his mote; the king your mote did see;
But I a beam do find in each of three.
O, what a scene of foolery I have seen,
Of sighs, of groans, of sorrow, and of teen!
O, me, with what strict patience have I sat,
To see a king transformed to a gnat!
To see great Hercules whipping a gig,
And profound Solomon to tune a jig,
And Nestor play at push-pin with the boys,
And critic Timon laugh at idle toys!
Where lies thy grief, O tell me, good Dumain?
And, gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain?
And where my liege's? all about the breast:-
A caudle, ho!

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King. Too bitter is thy jest.
Are we betray'd thus to thy over-view?
Bir. Not you by me, but I betray'd to you:

Thou, for whom even Jove would swear, I, that am honest; I, that hold it sin

Juno but an Ethiop were;

And deny himself for Jove,
Turning mortal for thy loye.”

This will I send; and something else more plain,
That shall express my true love's fasting pain.
O, would the king, Biron, and Longaville,
Were lovers too! ill,, to example ill,
Would from my forehead wipe a perjur'd note;
For none offend, where all alike do dote.

Long. Dumain, [advancing.] thy love is far from charity,

That in love's grief desir'st society:
You may look pale, but I should blush, I know,
To be o'erheard, and taken napping so.

King. Come, sir, [advancing.] you blush; as his your case is such;

You chide at him, offending twice as much:

To break the vow I am engaged in ;
I am betray'd, by keeping company
With moon-like men, of strange inconstancy.
When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme?
Or groan for Joan; or spend a minute's time
In pruning me? When shall you hear, that I
Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye,
A gate, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist,
A leg, a limb?-

King. Soft; whither away so fast?
A true man, or a thief, that gallops so?
Bir. I post from love; good lover, let me go
Enter Jaquenetta and Costard.

Jaq. God bless the king!
King. What present hast thou there?
Cost. Some certain treason.
King. What makes treason here"

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Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye Beauty doth varnish age, as if new-born,

And gives the crutch the cradle's infancy. O, 'tis the sun, that maketh all things shine! King. By heaven, thy love is black as ebony. Bir. Is ebony like her? O wood divine! A wife of such wood were felicity. O, who can give an oath? where is a book? That I may swear, beauty doth beauty lack, If that she learn not of her eye to look:

No face is fair, that is not full so black. King. O, paradox! Black is the badge of hell,

The hue of dungeons, and the scowl of night; And beauty's crest becomes the heavens well. Bir. Devils soonest tempt, resembling spirits of O, if in black my lady's brows be deck't, [light. It mourns, that painting, and usurping hair, Should ravish doters with a false aspect:

And therefore is she born to make black fair. Her favour turns the fashion of the days;

For native blood is counted painting now;

Bir. That you three fools lack'd me fool to make And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise,

up the mess:

He, he, and you, my liege, and I,

Are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die.
O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you more.
Dum. Now the number is even.

Bir. True, true; we are four:

Will these turtles be gone?

King. Hence, sirs; away.

Cost. Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay. [exeunt Cost. and Jaq. Bir. Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O let us embrace!

As true we are, as flesh and blood can be: The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face; Young blood will not obey an old decree : We cannot cross the cause why we were born; Therefore, of all hands must we be forsworn. King. What, did these rent lines show some love of thine? [venly Rosaline, Bir. Did they, quoth you? Who sees the heaThat, like a rude and savage man of Inde,

At the first opening of the gorgeous east, Bows not his vassal head; and, strucken blind,

Kisses the base ground with obedient breast? What peremptory eagle-sighted eye

Dares look upon the heaven of her brow,
That is not blinded by her majesty?
King. What zeal, what fury hath inspir'd thee
now?

My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon;
She, an attending star, scarce seen a light.
Bir. My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Biron :
O, but for my love, day would turn to night!
Of all complexions the cull'd sovereignty

Do meet, as at a fair, in her fair cheek; Where several worthies make one dignity; Where nothing wants, that want itself doth seek.

Leud me the flourish of all gentle tongues,— Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not: To things of sale'a seller's praise belongs;

black.

Paints itself black, to imitate her brow. Dum. To look like her, are chimney-sweepers [bright. Long. And, since her time, are colliers counted King. And Ethiops of their sweet complexion crack. [light. Dum. Dark needs no candles now, for dark is Bir. Your mistresses dare never come in rain, For fear their colours should be wash'd away. King. 'Twere good, yours did; for, sir to tell you plain,

I'll find a fairer face not wash'd to-day.

Bir. I'll prove her fair, or talk till doomsday here. [she. King. No devil will fright thee then so much as Dum. I never knew man hold vile stuff so dear Long. Look, here's thy love: my foot and her face see. [showing his shoe.

Bir. O, if the streets were paved with thine

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Long. O, some authority how to proceed;
Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the devil.
Dum. Some salve for perjury.

Bir. O, 'tis more than need !–
Have at you then, affection's men at arms:
Consider, what you first did swear unto;
To fast, to study,—and to see no woman;—
Flat treason 'gainst the kingly state of youth.
Say, can you fast? your stomachs are too young;
And abstinence engenders maladies.

She passes praise: then praise too short doth And where that you have vow'd to study, lords,

blot.

A wither' hermit, ave-score winters worn,

In that each of you hath forsworn his book: Can you still dream, and pore, and thereon loos

For when would you, my lord, or you, or you,
Have found the ground of study's excellence,
Without the beauty of a woman's face?
From women's eyes this doctrine I derive;
They are the ground, the books, the academes,
From whence doth spring the true Promethean
Why, universal plodding prisons up [fire.
The nimble spirits in the arteries;
As motion, and long-during action, tires
The sinewy vigour of the traveller.
Now, for not looking on a woman's face,
You have in that forsworn the use of eyes;
And study too, the causer of your vow:
For where is any author in the world,
Teaches such beauty as a woman's eye?
Learning is but an adjunct to ourself,
And where we are, our learning likewise is.
Then, when ourselves we see in Madies' eyes,
Do we not likewise see our learning there?
O, we have made a vow to study, lords;
And in that vow we have forsworn our books;
For when would you, my liege, or you, or you,
In leaden contemplation, have found out
Such fiery numbers, as the prompting eyes
Of beauteous tutors have enrich'd you with?
Other slow arts entirely keep the brain;
And therefore finding barren practisers,
Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil:
But love, first learned in a lady's eyes,
Lives not alone immured in the brain;
But with the motion of all elements,
Courses as swift as thought in every power;
And gives to every power a double power,
Above their functions and their offices.
It adds a precious seeing to the eye;
A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind;
A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound,
When the suspicious head of theft is stopp'd;
Love's feeling is more soft and sensible,
Than are the tender horns of cockled snails;
Love's tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in

taste:

For valour is not love a Hercules,
Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?
Subtle as sphinx; as sweet and musical,
As bright Apollo's lute, strung with his hair;
And, when love speaks, tl.e voice of all the gods

SCENE I.

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Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.
Never durst poet touch a pen to write,
Until his ink were temper'd with love's sighs;
O then his lines would ravish savage ears,
And plant in tyrants mild humility.
From women's yes this doctrine I derive :
They sparkle still the right Promethean fire;
They are the books, the arts, the academes,
That show, contain, and nourish all the world;
Else, none at all in aught proves excellent:
Then fools you were these women to forswear;
Or, keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools
For wisdom's sake, a word that all men love;
Or for love's sake, a word that loves all men ;
Or for men's sake, the authors of these women;
Or women's sake, by whom we men are men ;
Let us once lose our oaths, to find ourselves,
Or else we lose ourselves, to keep our oaths:
It is religion to be thus forsworn:
For charity itself fulfils the law;
And who can sever love from charity?

King. Saint Cupid, then! and, soldiers, to the field! [lords; Bir. Advance your standards, and upon them, Pell-mell, down with them! but be first advis'd, In conflict that you get the sun of them.

[by.

Long. Now to plain dealing; lay these glozes Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France? King. And win them too: therefore let us de Some entertainment for them in their tents. [vise Bir. First, from the park let us conduct them

thither;

Then, homeward, every man attach the hand
Of his fair mistress: in the afternoon

We will with some strange pastime solace them,
Such as the shortness of the time can shape;
For revels, dances, masks, and merry hours,
Fore-run fair love, strewing her way with flowers.
King. Away, away! no time shall be omitted,
That will be time, and may by us be fitted.
Bir. Allons! Allons!-Sow'd cockle reap'd no

corn;

And justice always whirls in equal measure: Light wenches may prove plagues to men for

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ANOTHER PART OF THE SAME. Enter Holofernes, Sir Nathaniel, and Dull. Hol. Satis quod sufficit.

Nath. I praise God for you, sir; your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange without heresy. I did converse this quondam day with a companion of the king's, who is intituled, nominated, or called, Don Adriano de Armado.

Hol. Novi hominem tanquam te: his humour is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue filed, his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and his general behaviour vain, ridiculous, and thrasonical. He is too picked, too spruce, too af

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fected, too odd, as it were, too peregrinate, as i may call it.

Nath. A must singular and choice epithet. [takes out his table-book. Hol. He draweth out the thread of his verbosi ty finer than the staple of his argument. I abhor such fanatical phantasms, such insociable and point-devise companions; such rackers of orthography, as to speak, dout, fine, when he should say, doubt; det, when he should pronounce debt; d, e, b, t; not d, e, t: he clepeth a calf, cauf; half, hauf; neighbour, vocatur, uebur; neigh, abbreviated, ne: this is abhominable, (which he would call abominable), it insinuateth me of insanie; ne intelligis domine? to make frantic, lunatic. Nath. Laus deo, bone intelligo.

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Arm. Chirra!

Enter Armado, Moth, and Costard.

[to Moth.

Hol. Quare Chirra, not sirrah? Ar. Men of peace, well encountered. Hol. Most military sir, salutation. Moth. They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. [to Costard, aside. Cost. O, they have lived long in the alms-basket of words! I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon.

Moth. Peace; the peal begins.

Ar. Monsieur, [to Hol.] are you not letter'd? Moth. Yes, yes; he teaches boys the hornbook: -What is a, b, spelt backward, with a horn on his head?

Hol. Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.

Moth. Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn:You hear his learning.

Hol. Quis, quis, thou consonant?

seech thee, remember thy courtesy ;-I beseech thee, apparel thy head; and among other importunate and most serious designs,—and of great import, indeed, too;-but let that pass:-for 1 must tell thee, it will please his grace (by the world) sometime to lean upon my poor shoulder; and with his royal finger, thus, dally with my excrement, with my mustachio: but, sweetheart, let that pass. By the world, I recount no fable; some certain special honours it pleaseth his greatness to impart to Armado, a soldier, a man of travel, that hath seen the world: but let that pass. -The very all of all is,-but, sweetheart, I do implore secrecy,-that the king would have me present the princess, sweet chuck, with some delightful ostentation, or show, or pageant, or antic, of firework. Now, understanding that the curate and your sweet self, are good at such eruptions, and sudden breaking out of mirth, as it were, I have acquainted you withal, to the end to crave your assistance.

Hol. Sir, you shall present before her the nine worthies. Sir Nathaniel, as concerning some entertainment of time, some show in the posterior of this day, to be rendered by our assistance,-the

Moth. The third of the five vowels, if you re- king's command, and this most gallant, illustrate, peat them; or the fifth if I.

Hol. I will repeat them, a, e, i.— [o, u. Moth. The sheep the other two concludes it; Ar. Now by the salt wave of the Mediterraneum, a sweet touch, a quick venew of wit: snip, snap, quick and home; it rejoiceth my intellect: true wit. [is wit-old. Moth. Offer'd by a child to an old man; which Hol. What is the figure? what is the figure? Moth. Horns. [thy gig. Hol. Thou disputest like an infant: go, whip Moth. Lend me your horn to make one, and I will whip about your infamy circum circa; a gig of a cuckold's horn!

and learned gentleman,-before the princess; I say, none so fit as to present the nine worthies. Nath. Where will you find men worthy enough to present them?

Hol. Joshua, yourself; myself, or this gallant gentleman, Judas Maccabæus; this swain, because of his great limb or joint, shall pass Pompey the great; the page, Hercules.

Ar. Pardon, sir, error: he is not quantity enough for that worthy's thumb: he is not so big as the end of his club.

Hol. Shall I have audience? he shall present Hercules in minority; his enter and exit shall be strangling a snake; and I will have an apology for that purpose.

Cost. An I had but one penny in the world, thou should'st have it to buy gingerbread: hold, Moth. An excellent device! so, if any of the there is the very remuneration I had of thy mas-audience hiss, you may cry, well done, Hercules! ter, thou half-penny purse of wit, thou pigeon-egg now thou crusheth the snake! that is the way to of discretion. O, an the heavens were so pleased, make an offence gracious; though few have the that thou wert but my bastard! what a joyful grace to do it. father would'st thou make me? Go to; thou hast it, ad dunghill, at thy fingers' ends, as they say.

Hol. O, I smell false Latin; dunghill for unguem. Ar. Arts-man, præambula; we will be singled from the barbarous. Do you not educate youth at the charge-house on the top of the mountain? Hol. Or, mons, hill.

Ar. For the rest of the worthies?
Hol. I will play three myself.
Moth. Thrice-worthy gentleman!
Ar. Shall I tell you a thing?
Hol. We attend.

[beseech you follow. Ar. We will have, if this fadge not, an antic. I Hol. Via, goodman Dull! thou hast spoken no

Ar. At your sweet pleasure, for the mountain. word all this while.
Hol. I do, sans question.

Ar. Sir, it is the king's most sweet pleasure and affection, to congratulate the princess at her pavilion, in the posteriors of this day; which the rude multitude call, the afternoon.

Hol. The posterior of the day, most generous sir, is liable, congruent, and measurable for the afternoon the word is well cull'd, chose; sweet and apt, I do assure you, sir, I do assaire.

Ar. Sir, the king is a noble gentleman; and my familiar, I do assure you; very good friend.-For what is inward between us, let it pass.-I do be

Dull. Nor understood none neither, sir. Hol. Allons! we will employ thee. Dull. I'll make one in a dance, or so; or I will play on the tabor to the worthies, and let them dance the hay.

Hol. Most dull, honest Dull, to our sport away. [exeunt.

SCENE II.

ANOTHER PART OF THE SAME. BEFORE THE PRINCESS'S PAVILION. Enter the Princess, Katharine, Rosaline, & Maria. Prin. Sweethearts, we shall be rich ere we do If fairings come thus plentifully in; part,

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A lady wall'd about with diamonds
Look you, what I have from the loving king.
Ros. Madam, came nothing else along with that?
Prin. Nothing but this? yes, as much love in
As would be cramm'd up in a sheet of paper, [rhyme,
Writ on both sides the leaf, margent and all;
That he was fain to seal on Cupid's name.

Ros. That was the way to make his godhead
For he hath been five thousand years a boy. [wax;
Kath. Ay, and a shrewd unhappy gallows too.
Ros, You'll ne'er be friends with him; he kill'd
your sister.

Kath. He made her melancholy, sad, and heavy;
And so she died: had she been light, like you,
Of such a merry, nimble, stirring spirit,

She might have been a grandam ere she died;
And so may you; for a light heart lives long.
Ros. What's your dark meaning, mouse, of this
light word?

Kath. A light condition in a beauty dark. [out.
Ros. We need more light to find your meaning
Kath. You'll mar the light, by taking it in snuff:
Therefore I'll darkly end the argument.

Ros. Look, what you do, you do it still i'the dark. Kath. So do not you; for you are a light wench. Ros. Indeed, I weigh not you; and therefore light. [not for me. Kath. You weigh me not,-O, that's you care Ros. Great reason; for, Past cure is still past [play'd. Prin. Well bandied both; a set of wit well But Rosaline, you have a favour too: Who sent it? and what is it?

care.

Ros. I would, you knew:

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An if my face were but as fair as yours,
My favour were as great; be witness this.
Nay, I have verses too, I thank Biron:

How I would make

And wait the season fawn, and beg, and seek;

and observe the times,
And spend his prodigal wits in bootless rhymes;
And shape his service wholly to my behests;
And make him proud to make me proud that jests!
So portent-like would I o'ersway his state,
That he should be my fool, and I his fate. [catch'd,
Prin. None are so surely caught, when they are
As wit turn'd fool: folly, in wisdom hatch'd,
Hath wisdom's warrant, and the help of school;
And wit's own grace to grace a learned fool.
Ros. The blood of youth burns not with such
As gravity's revolt to wantonness. [excess,
Mar. Folly in fools bears not so strong a note,
As foolery in the wise, when wit doth dote:
Since all the power thereof it doth apply,
To prove, by wit, worth in simplicity.
Enter Boyet.

Prin. Here comes Boyet, and mirth is in his
face.
[her grace?
Boy. O, I am stabb'd with laughter! Where's
Prin. Thy news, Boyet?

Boy. Prepare, madam, prepare!-
Arm, wenches, arm; encounters mounted are
Against your peace. Love doth approach disguis'd,
Armed in arguments; you will be surpris'd:
Muster your wits; stand in your own defence;
Or hide your heads like cowards, and fly hence.
Prin. Saint Dennis to saint Cupid! What are
they,
[say.
That charge their breath against us? say, scout,
Boy. Under the cool shade of a sycamore,

I thought to close mine eyes some half an hour:
When, lo! to interrupt my purpos'd rest,
Toward that shade I might behold addrest
The king and his companions: warily
I stole into a neighbour thicket by,

The numbers true; and were the numb'ring too, And overheard what you shall overhear;

I were the fairest goddess on the ground;

I am compar'd to twenty thousand fairs.
O, he hath drawn my picture in his letter!
Prin. Any thing like?

Ros. Much, in the letters; nothing in the praise.
Prin. Beauteous as ink; a good conclusion.
Kath. Fair as a text B in a copy book.
Ros. 'Ware pencils! How? let me not die your
My red dominical, my golden letter: [debtor.
O, that your face were not so full of O's!

Kath. A pox o'that jest! and beshrew all shrows!
Prin. But what was sent to you from fair
Kath. Madam, this glove.
[Dumain?

Prin. Did he not send you twain?
Kath. Yes, madam; and moreover,
Some thousand verses of a faithful lover:
A huge translation of hypocrisy.
Vilely compil'd, profound simplicity.
Mar. This, and these pearls, to me sent Longa-
The letter is too long by half a mile. [ville;
Prin. I think no less. Dost thou not wish in
The chain were longer, and the letter short? [heart,
Mar. Ay, or I would these hands might never
part.

Prin. We are wise girls, to mock our lovers so.
Ros. They are worse fools to purchase mocking
That same Biron I'll torture ere I go. [so,
O, that I knew he were but in by the week!

That, by and by, disguis'd they will be here.
Their herald is a pretty knavish page,
That well by heart hath conn'd his embassage:
Action, and accent, did they teach him there;
Thus must thou speak, and thus thy body bear.
And ever and anon they made a doubt,
Presence majestical would put him out:
For, quoth the king, an angel shalt thou see;
Yet fear not thou, but speak audaciously.
The boy replied, An angel is not evil;
I should have fear'd her, had she been a devil.
With that all laugh'd, and clapp'd him on the
shoulder;

Making the bold wag by their praises bolder.
One rubb'd his elbow, thus ;, and fleer'd and swore,
A better speech was never spoke before:
Another with his finger, and his thumb,
Cry'd, Via! we will do't, come what will come:
The third he caper'd, and cry'd, All goes well:
The fourth turn'd on the toe, and down he fell.
With that, they all did tumble on the ground,
With such a zealous laughter, so profound,
That in this spleen ridiculous appears,
To check their folly, passion's solemn tears,
Prin. But what, but what, come they to visit us?
Boy. They do, they do; and are apparell'd

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