& Lear. I will forget my nature. Lear. Ay, boy. Lear. Ha, ha, ha! -So kind a Fool. Thy asses are gone about 'em. The reason why the seven stars are no more than seven, is a pretty reason. Lear. Because they are not eight? Fool. Yes, indeed: thouwould'st make a good fool. Lear. To take it again perforce !-Monster ingratitude! Fool. If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I'd have thee beaten for being old before thy time. Lear. How's that? Fool. Thou should'st not have been old, before thou hadst been wise. Lear. O let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper: I would not be mad!Enter Gentleman. How now! are the horses ready? Lear. Come, buy. [departure, Fool. She that is maid now, and laughs at my Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter. [exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A COURT WITHIN THE CASTLE OF THE EARL OF GLOSTER. Enter Edmund and Curan, meeting. Edm. Save thee, Curan. Yield: -come before my father; Light, ho here! Fly, brother: Torches! torches !-So, farewell.— [exit Edgar. [wounds his arm. Cur. And you, sir. I have been with your Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion father; and given him notice, that the duke of Cornwall, and Regan his duchess, will be here with him to-night. Edm. How comes that? Cur. Nay, I know not: you have heard of the news abroad; I mean, the whispered ones, for they are yet but car-kissing arguments? Edm. Not I: 'Pray you, what are they? Cur. You may then, in time. Fare you well, Edm. The duke be here to-night? the better! This weaves itself perforce into my business! Brother, a word; descend:-Brother, I say; Edg. I am sure on't, not a word. Edm. I hear my father coming,-Pardon me:In cunning, I must draw my sword upon you:Draw: Seem to defend yourself: now quit you well. Of my more fierce endeavour: I have seen drunkDo more than this in sport.-Father! father! [ards Stop, stop! No help? Enter Gloster, and Servants with torches. Glo. Now, Edmund, where's the villain? Edm. Here stood he in the dark his sharp sword out, Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon To stand his auspicious mistress: Glo. But where is he? Edm. Look, sir, I bleed. Glo. Where is the villain, Edmund? [couldEdm. Fled this way, sir. When by no means he Glo. Pursue hini,bo!-Go after.-[exit Servant} By no means,-what? [lordship; Edm. Persuade me to the murder of your But that I told him, the revenging gods 'Gainst parricides did all their thunders bend Spoke, with how manifold and strong a bond The child was bound to the father;-Sir, in fine, Seeing how loathly opposite I stood To his unnatural purpose, in fell motion, With his prepared sword, he charges home My unprovided body, lanc'd mine arm : But when he saw my best alarum'd spirits, Bold in the quarrel's right, rous'd to the encounter, Or whether gasted by the noise I made, Full suddenly he fled. Glo. Let him fly far: Not in this land shall he remain uncaught master, My worthy arch and patron, comes to-night; By his authority I will proclaim it, You we first seize on. That he, which finds him, shall deserve our thanks, | Natures of such deep trust we shall much need Edm. When I dissuaded him from his intent, To thy suggestion, plot, and damned practice: Glo. Strong and fasten'd villain! Would he deny his letter?—I never got him. [trumpets within. Hark, the duke's trumpets! I know not why he comes: All ports I'll bar; the villain shall not 'scape; Enter Cornwall, Regan, and Attendants. Corn. How now, my noble friend? since I came hither [news. (Which I can call but now,) I have heard strange Reg. If it be true, all vengeance comes too short, Which can pursue the offender. How dost, my lord? [crack'd! Glo. O, madam, my old heart is crack'd, is Reg. What, did my father's godson seek your He whom my father nam'd?-your Edgar? [life? Glo. O, lady, lady, shame would have it hid! Reg. Was he not companion with the riotous That tend upon my father? [knights Glo. I know not, madam: It is too bad, too bad Edm. Yes, madam, he was. Reg. No marvel then, though he were ill affected; 'Tis they have put him on the old man's death, To have the waste and spoil of his revenues. I have this present evening from my sister Been well inform'd of them; and with such cautions, That, if they come to sojourn at my house, Corn. Nor I, assure thee, Regan. Edm. I shall serve you, sir. Truly, however else. Glo. For him, I thank your grace. [you, Corn. You know not why we came to visit Reg. Thus out of season; threading dark-ey'd Occasions, noble Gloster, of some poize, [night. Wherein we must have use of your advice :— Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister, Of differences, which I best thought it fit To answer from our home; the several messengers From hence attend despatch. Our good old friend, Lay comforts to your bosom; and bestow Your needful counsel to our business, Which craves the instant use. Glo. I serve you, madam: Your graces are right welcome. [exeunt. SCENE II. BEFORE GLOSTER'S CASTLE. Enter Kent and Steward, severally. Stew. Good dawning to thee, friend: art of the house? Kent. Ay. Stew. Where may we set our horses? Stew. Pr'ythee, if thou love me, tell me. Stew. Why, then I care not for thee. Kent. If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee care for me. Stew. Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not. Kent. Fellow, I know thee. Stew. What dost thou know me for? Kent. A knave; a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, threesuited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that would'st be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Stew. Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou thus to rail on one, that is neither known of thee, nor knows thee! Kent. What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou know'st me! Is it two days ago, since I tripped up thy heels, and beat thee, before the king? Draw, you rogue: for, though it he night, Edmund, I bear that you have shown your father the moon shines; I'll make a sop o'the moonshine A child-like office. Edm. 'Twas my duty, sir. Glo. He did bewray his practice; and receiv'd This hurt you see, striving to apprehend him. Corn. Is he pursued? Glo. Ay, my good lord, he is. Corn. If he be taken, he shall never more Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant of you: draw, you whoreson cullionly barbermonger, draw. [drawing his sword Stew. Away; I have nothing to do with thea Kent. Draw, you rascal; you come with letters against the king; and take vanity the puppet part, against the royalty of her father: draw, you rogue, or I'll so carbonado your shanks:draw, you rascal; come your ways. Stew. Help, ho! murder! help! Kent. Strike you slave; stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike. Stew. Help, ho! murder! murder Enter Edmund, Cornwall, Regan, Gloster, and Edm. How now? What's the matter? Part. Kent. With you, goodman boy, if you please; come, I'll flesh you; come on, young master. Glo. Weapons! arms! What's the matter here? He dies that strikes again: what is the matter? Corn. What is your difference? speak. Kent. No marvel, you have so bestirred your valour. You cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee; a tailor made thee. Corn. Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man ? Kent. Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter, or a painter, could not have made him so ill, though they had been but two hours at the trade. Harbour more craft, and more corrupter ends, Kent. Sir, in good sooth, in sincere verity, Corn. What mean'st by this? Kent. To go out of my dialect, which you dis commend so much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled you in a plain accent, was a plain knave; which, for my part, I will not be, though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to it. Corn. What was the offence you gave him? It pleas'd the king, his master, very late, Corn. Speak yet, how grew your quarrel? have spar'd, At suit of his grey beard, Kent. Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him.-Spare my grey beard, you wagtail! Corn. Peace, sirrah! You beastly knave, know you no reverence? [sword, Corn. What, art thou mad, old fellow ? Say that Kent. No contraries hold more antipathy, Than I and such a knave. Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What's Kent. His countenance likes me not. [or hers. [affect For him attempting who was self-subdu'd; Kent. None of these rogues, and cowards, Corn. Fetch forth the stocks, ho! Kent. Sir, I am too old to learn: Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king; Corn. Fetch forth the stocks! As I've life and honour, there shall he sit till noon. Reg. Sir, being his knave, I will. [stocks brought out. Corn. This is a fellow of the self-same colourOur sister speaks of:-Come, bring away the stocks. Glo. Let me beseech your grace not to do so: His fault is much, and the good king his master Will check him for't: your purpos'd low correc tion Is such, as basest and contemned'st wretches, Corn. I'll answer that. Reg. My sister may receive it much more wors Come, my good lord; away.. Corn. This is some fellow, Who, having been prais'd for bluntness, doth A saucy roughness; and constrains the garb, Quite from his nature: he cannot flatter, he !An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth: An they will take it, so; if not, he's plain. (ness These kind of knaves I know, which in this plain-Whose disposition, all the world well known, [exeunt Reg. and Corn. Glo. I am sorry for thee, friend; 'tis the duke's pleasure, Will not be rubb'd, nor stopp'd: I'll entreat for | legs; when a man is over-lusty at legs, then he thee. Kent. Pray, do not, sir: I have watch'd, and mon saw! Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold [he sleeps. Fortune, good night; smile once more; turn thy wheel! SCENE III. A PART OF THE HEATH. Enter Edgar. Edg. I heard myself proclaim'd; Blanket my loins: elf all my hair in knots, SCENE IV. BEFORE GLOSTER'S CASTLE. And not send back my messenger. Gent. As I learn'd, The night before there was no purpose in them Kent. Hail to thee, noble master! Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime? Kent. No, my lord. Fool. Ha, ha; look! he wears cruel garters! Horses are tied by the heads; dogs, and bears, by the neck; monkeys by the loins; and men by the wears wooden nether stocks. Lear. What's he, that hath so much thy place To set thee here? Kent. It is both he and she, Your son and daughter. Kent. By Juno, I swear, ay. Lear. They durst not do't; [misteck [murder, They could not, would not, do't; 'tis worse than Kent. My lord, when at their home I did commend your highness' letters to them, Display'd so saucily against your highness, Fool. Winter's not gone yet if the wild geese fly that way. Fathers, that wear rags, Do make their children blind; Shall see their children kind. Ne'er turns the key to the poor. But, for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours for thy daughters, as thou canst tell in a year. Lear. O, how this mother swells up toward my heart! Hysterica passio! down, thou climbing sorrow, Stay here. [exit. Gent. Made you no more offence than what Kent. None. [you speak of? How chance the king comes with so small a train? Fool. We'll set thee to school to an ant, to teach thee there's no labouring in the winter. All that follow their noses, are led by their eyes, but blind men; and there's not a nose among twenty, but can smell him that's stinking. Let go thy hold, when a great wheel runs down a hill, sest it break thy neck with following it: but the great one that goes up the hill, let him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it. That, sir, which serves and seeks for gain, The knave turns fool, that runs away; Re-enter Lear, with Gloster. Lear. Deny to speak with me? They are sick? they are weary? They have travell'd hard to-night? Mere fetches; Glo. My dear lord, You know the fiery quality of the duke; How unremovable and fix'd he is In his own course. 80. Lear. Vengeance! plague! death! confusion!Fiery! what quality? Why, Gloster, Gloster, I'd speak with the duke of Cornwall and his wife. Glo. Well, my good lord, I have inform'd them [me, man? Lear. Inform'd them? Dost thou understand Glo. Ay, my good lord. Lear. The king would speak with Cornwall; the dear father [service: Would with his daughter speak, commands her Are they inform'd of this?-My breath and blood! Fiery? the fiery duke?-Tell the hot duke, that Whereto our health is bound; we are not ourselves, [exit. Glo. I'd have all well betwixt you. Fool. Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney did to the eels, when she put them i'the paste alive; she rapp'd 'em o'the coxcombs with a stick, and cried, Down, wantons, down: 'Twas her brother, that, in pure kindness to his horse, butter'd his hay. Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloster, and Servants. Lear. Good morrow to you both. Corn. Hail to your grace [Kent is set at liberty. Lear. Regan, I think you are; I know what reason Lear. Say, how is that? Reg. I cannot think, my sister in the least Lear. My curses on her! Nature in you stands on the very verge Lear. Ask her forgiveness? Do you but mark how this becomes the house: Reg. Good sir, no more; these are unsightly Return you to my sister. Lear. Never, Regan: [tricks: She hath abated me of half my train; Corn. Fie, fie, fie! [ing flames Lear. You nimble lightnings,, dart your blindInto her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty, You fen-suck'd fogs, drawn by the powerful sun, To fall and blast her pride! Reg. O the blest gods! So will you wish on me, when the rash mood's on. Lear. No, Regan, thou shalt never have iny Reg. Good sir, to the purpose. [trumpets within. Reg. I know't, my sister's: this approves her letter, [come? That she would soon be here.-Is your lady |